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When a restaurant lists "premium" chicken as an option it implies any other chicken is sub par. Why not list all your food as premium or none at all, that would make more sense
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Jan 10, 2016 04:32
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Grody posted:When a restaurant lists "premium" chicken as an option it implies any other chicken is sub par. Why not list all your food as premium or none at all, that would make more sense Makes idiots pay more. I went to applebee's the other day because my mom got me a gift card. I ordered a 'premium' dink. 12 bucks for ice. I was an idiot.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:36
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It's a way for Whole Foods to sell the same poo poo as everyone but with a huge markup.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:39
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The Dregs posted:Makes idiots pay more. I went to applebee's the other day because my mom got me a gift card. I ordered a 'premium' dink. 12 bucks for ice. I was an idiot. tha'ts your fault for ordering a dink
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Jan 10, 2016 04:50
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it's got epaulettes? never seen this at a restaurant, where are you eating that they make this distinction
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Jan 10, 2016 04:52
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It's food you get to show people you're not a poor
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Jan 10, 2016 05:42
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Alucard posted:It's food you get to show people you're not a poor I feel like any place that cant think of anything better than premium to describe their chicken is going to be food for poors. Fast food most likely
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Jan 10, 2016 06:35
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it means they grew it in a field with human poo poo and watered it with human piss
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Jan 10, 2016 06:37
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coop to KFC bucket
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Jan 10, 2016 06:37
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:it's got epaulettes? literally any high end restaurant that has an entree listed as 30 instead of $30 will have this as one of the options
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Jan 10, 2016 06:38
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Grody posted:literally any high end restaurant that has an entree listed as 30 instead of $30 will have this as one of the options Lol what? No
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Jan 10, 2016 07:04
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It's a meaningless adjective to add on the front of something to make it sell better. "Creamy alfredo" sauce sells better than "alfedo sauce" even though alfredo sauce is by definition creamy, because of how our brains work.
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Jan 10, 2016 07:05
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real cheese always annoys me or when something everyone knows is made of pure sugar says 'no fat!' as though it would've had some in it if they didn't do some hard work
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Jan 10, 2016 07:09
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Grody posted:literally any high end restaurant that has an entree listed as 30 instead of $30 will have this as one of the options "i'd like the chicken whatever" "the premium chicken?" "no, thank you." the server's face falls and they lean away. they take the orders of everyone else at the table in a hurried manner, as though upset.
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Jan 10, 2016 07:14
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extra stout posted:or when something everyone knows is made of pure sugar says 'no fat!'
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Jan 10, 2016 07:18
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premium is code for "costs extra" I once went to a bar in Barcelona that was mostly gin and they had not only premium gins, but premium tonics as well. what the hell is a premium tonic?
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Jan 10, 2016 07:40
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this premium dick costs 30 cents extra
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Jan 10, 2016 07:45
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H.H posted:what the hell is a premium tonic? They filtered most of the benzene out of the water.
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Jan 10, 2016 07:52
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every hundredth bottle has an eyeball in it
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Jan 10, 2016 07:53
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i would definitely pay a premium for liquor with a human eyeball in the bottle.
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Jan 10, 2016 07:56
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H.H posted:premium is code for "costs extra" There are better brands of tonic water. No idea if they're giving you them of course. They might just be using the fountain from the bar. There's a bar near my friend's that mostly sells craft beers and premium poo poo and they also have a cheap beer on the menu called "hose water" on the menu. It's actually just bud light and how they trick dumb beer hipsters like me into ordering it. Coolness Averted fucked around with this message at 08:18 on Jan 10, 2016 |
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Jan 10, 2016 08:16
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Grody posted:When a restaurant lists "premium" chicken as an option it implies any other chicken is sub par. Why not list all your food as premium or none at all, that would make more sense Its not the cardboard you're used to eating?
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Jan 10, 2016 08:17
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Premium has more than one meaning. "Premium chicken" is just regular chicken with a premium added. Edit: next time they ask if you want the premium chicken, ask for the surcharge chicken instead. monkey fucked around with this message at 10:29 on Jan 10, 2016 |
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Jan 10, 2016 10:22
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only the very best is good for me and if it costs more, it is clearly better
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Jan 10, 2016 10:23
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are there any restaurants where you can bring in your own animal to be butchered and cooked? seems like an easy way to make the meal personal.
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Jan 10, 2016 10:24
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Alucard posted:It's food you get to show people you're not a poor that's artisanal
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Jan 10, 2016 10:24
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:are there any restaurants where you can bring in your own animal to be butchered and cooked? seems like an easy way to make the meal personal. most people avoid eating their pets. i guess if the restaurant employed a licensed vet to properly put it down it will be okay, but for most the psychological element would still be a deterrent
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Jan 10, 2016 10:31
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i'm thinking livestock type animals. even if you just bought a chicken the day of the reservation, that would probably be enough of a connection for some people (i wouldn't eat any of my pets, i've seen them do too much gross poo poo)
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Jan 10, 2016 10:34
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you should have to catch the animal and kill it yourself. you sit down to your dinner covered in feathers and blood and you got mud all over your tux
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Jan 10, 2016 11:01
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Grody posted:literally any high end restaurant that has an entree listed as 30 instead of $30 will have this as one of the options look at this poor trying to bluff like he's been to a restaurant with table service
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Jan 10, 2016 11:04
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Coolness Averted posted:There are better brands of tonic water. No idea if they're giving you them of course. They might just be using the fountain from the bar. hose water actually comes out of the bartender's dick but i can see why you'd confuse it with bud light
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Jan 10, 2016 11:06
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 Means nothing. Half of McDonalds' poo poo is premium.
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Jan 10, 2016 11:25
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPfAma-6t2U
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Jan 10, 2016 11:26
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:are there any restaurants where you can bring in your own animal to be butchered and cooked? seems like an easy way to make the meal personal. There are restaurants where they really will bore you about the details of where your animal lived and what they ate and poo poo like that. If yoi want killed to order seafood places do that, either the fancy ones or the adian places with thay big murky tank f fish in the back
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Jan 10, 2016 11:59
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i think op might be a cat. were you at a restaurant for cats, op?
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Jan 10, 2016 12:11
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Made from real preemies. Splurge a little more to get the fetisanal fare.
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Jan 10, 2016 15:57
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Premium gets you a 30% reduction in the chance to get the screaming shits. Well worth the price for some peace of mind
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Jan 10, 2016 16:12
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Snorkzilla posted:Premium gets you a 30% reduction in the chance to get the screaming shits. Well worth the price for some peace of mind luckily I get the screaming shits anyway so I don't have to worry about getting premium food 
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Jan 10, 2016 16:15
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Regular chicken has a chicken rating of 87. Premium chicken had a chicken rating of 93.
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Jan 10, 2016 16:29
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Carl Seitan posted:Regular chicken has a chicken rating of 87. Premium chicken had a chicken rating of 93. unless you have a sports colon your body is gonna react better to the regular anyway
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Jan 10, 2016 16:35
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