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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Agag posted:

Oh boy I hope I live into my late 80's. No booze or drugs or fried foods for me, no sir!

Here's a tip friend, you can do all those things as long as you also exercise.

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hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Germstore posted:

Here's a tip friend, you can do all those things as long as you also exercise.

No deal.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Agag posted:

No deal.

It's not about conquering vice; it's about Lust, Envy and Pride balancing out Gluttony, Greed and Sloth.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Agag posted:

No deal.

omg r u fat?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Agag posted:

No deal.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Seriously, I'm running out of material for these threads.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Cubone posted:

break me off a piece of that fit fat mom

it was a kit kat bar jingle referance

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Cubone posted:

me, cool gbs thin poster, beatign up some big fat gently caress who thinks he's cool:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSS1zh45Fts

lmao that commentator keeps comparing the fat dude to jaws and calling him a behemoth. that little guy was crazy to fight that human wall

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Say Nothing posted:

Seriously, I'm running out of material for these threads.



Why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up and have another hamburger.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

god bless science reaffirming what was common knowledge up until 5 years ago

This ("healthy at any size" being proven false) reminds me of what happened with those old ad campaigns that said cigarette smoking is healthy. The average person could probably figure out from common sense that inhaling smoke into your lungs isn't healthy. But of course, people want to hear that something enjoyable is healthy, and so many people must have believed the ads.

I wonder how many lives have been lost or jeopardized because of "healthy at any size". A certain percentage of obese people must have taken it as license to continue their unhealthy habits. It's really quite sad.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

green chicken feet posted:


I wonder how many lives have been lost or jeopardized because of "healthy at any size".

not enough

I lust for fat death

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Grandmother of Five posted:

glad to finally see gbs take fat people down a peg

does butthurt get worse the larger your butt is?

im doing a study

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

quote:

During the follow-up period, 44,301 participants died

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Germstore posted:

It's not about conquering vice; it's about Lust, Envy and Pride balancing out Gluttony, Greed and Sloth.

What about Wrath though?

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
WOW NO poo poo

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

WitchFetish posted:

What about Wrath though?

a real jerk posted:

quote:

During the follow-up period, 44,301 participants died


LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

My Q-Face posted:

I knew it, this is just a conspiracy by Nordstrom and the fashion industry to use less fabric and charge the same price for their clothes! :btroll:

This is a good post

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
who cares op, death is certain

CowOnCrack
Sep 26, 2004

by R. Guyovich
Bmi: normal
Fat%: obese

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

the best thing is when someone is talking about how much they weigh and they're clearly overweight if not obese, and the other person says "but you carry it well!"

it's like you start loving a girl and cum in 10 seconds, and the girl says "don't worry baby, i still enjoyed it!" just to make you feel better

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Death to the fats

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Say Nothing posted:

Seriously, I'm running out of material for these threads.



can you just post everything you got

naem
May 29, 2011

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:




















































Also












Muslims









































Lol

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Say Nothing posted:

Seriously, I'm running out of material for these threads.



Start posting selfies then.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Lmao how the gently caress

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Say Nothing posted:

Seriously, I'm running out of material for these threads.



if you can't laugh at these misfatunes I feel bad for you, please see a doctor about weight loss options

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Its like a greek punishment.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

when even a trampoline can't give you more than six inches of vertical leap you should rethink your life

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Nah not fat like American fat.









RIP Agag, 2014-2016

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

So the dadbod is unhealthy ? poo poo

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



enraged_camel posted:

the best thing is when someone is talking about how much they weigh and they're clearly overweight if not obese, and the other person says "but you carry it well!"

it's like you start loving a girl and cum in 10 seconds, and the girl says "don't worry baby, i still enjoyed it!" just to make you feel better

your mum sounds nice

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
drink more beer

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
glad ur mom is healthy {at her size{which is fat as gently caress [but i had sex with her anyways because im depraved}]).

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Nooner posted:

glad ur mom is healthy {at her size{which is fat as gently caress [but i had sex with her anyways because im depraved}]).

Ugghhh you didn't close your brackets properly

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Don Tacorleone posted:

Ugghhh you didn't close your brackets properly

compile error

Stocky Manhood
Jul 29, 2014

Can I get a hat wobble?

The Whole Internet posted:

http://labroots.com/trending/id/2137/being-lean-and-unfit-is-better-than-being-fat-and-fit/health-and-medicine



tl;dr a skinny goon playing videogames in their parents' basement all day is still healthier and will live longer than a fat gently caress who can run a 5k.

You forgot to bold this part (which came right after a part you did bold):

" The study is severely limited in that it surveyed a population of young men. Thus, the findings may not apply to women or older adults. In addition, causes of premature death due to fitness and obesity are more likely to occur in people over 50-years-old. These causes of death include heart disease and cancer. It is possible for the participants to develop these diseases now, but the study is over and, therefore, won't include that data."

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Trap sprung.

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Darkman Fanpage posted:

im glad we've outsourced our humor to 4chan

wait this isnt 4chan??

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