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Zzulu posted:people are way fatter now, unlike earlier throughout all of mankinds history, because god is punishing us OT tried to warn us about how vengeful that old bastard is but we wouldn't listen...
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skander posted:The sad thing is that a lot of fat people won't join a gym because they think they'll be ridiculed, as if it's full of middle-school kids. Planet Fitness rakes in money by promulgating this idea. It's 1984's Goldstein come to life.
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Jan 12, 2016 20:13
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let's be fair, exercising IS hard and eating pizza IS awesome do the math!
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skander posted:The sad thing is that a lot of fat people won't join a gym because they think they'll be ridiculed, as if it's full of middle-school kids. What, do they think riding a scooter down the candy aisle in a grocery store doesn't get them ridiculed? Clearly Fat Shaming needs to leave the gym and enter every aspect of our public lives.
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Jan 12, 2016 20:17
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SHISHKABOB posted:Did you put every ingredient in there yourself, and you cooked it or whatever? this, i actually got called a foodie by a hipster because i was like "i mean make food from actual scratch, like don't use any prepackaged mixes and make your own dough and the most packaged ingredient is like, you know how they bag carrots or, like, wrap heads of lettuce in plastic?" it's like, no, that's not being a foodie, that's just knowing what you put in your food. if one of your ingredients for spaghetti sauce is "can of ragu," you haven't cooked a sauce, you added ground beef to a goddamn can of ragu
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Jan 12, 2016 20:33
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A lot of gyms have that 1% of douchebags who do feel like they run the gym though. All it takes is one quip and it's enough for the person to get discouraged. That being said, most fat people join a gym just to get on an elliptical or treadmill for 15 minutes without any real plan. At some point, it has to be considered a mental illness which needs to be dealt with too.
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The White Dragon posted:this, i actually got called a foodie by a hipster because i was like "i mean make food from actual scratch, like don't use any prepackaged mixes and make your own dough and the most packaged ingredient is like, you know how they bag carrots or, like, wrap heads of lettuce in plastic?" Foodie: a douchebag who likes food Sounds like that hipster was right!
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Jan 12, 2016 20:43
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skander posted:The sad thing is that a lot of fat people won't join a gym because they think they'll be ridiculed, as if it's full of middle-school kids. I tried to point out in D&D that basically nobody talks to each other in a gym. The response was something like "Well that sounds like a very discouraging environment" as if people are supposed to give obese people a high five train every time they break a sweat otherwise it's their fault obese people are obese.
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Turtle Sandbox posted:What, do they think riding a scooter down the candy aisle in a grocery store doesn't get them ridiculed?
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Jan 12, 2016 20:48
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lol this study was really bad. they didnt even follow any of them to the stage of life where you mostly start to get sick from being fat
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Jan 12, 2016 20:53
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"I don't run, Men's Health said that long distance running can encourage the body to put on bellyfat and i'm trying to lose weight not gain it." - A fully grown adult male.
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Jan 12, 2016 21:09
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look at all the runners with their huge gnarly guts
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SlipUp posted:I tried to point out in D&D that basically nobody talks to each other in a gym. The response was something like "Well that sounds like a very discouraging environment" as if people are supposed to give obese people a high five train every time they break a sweat otherwise it's their fault obese people are obese.
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Jan 12, 2016 21:25
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as a former fatty "5 ft 8, 250 lbs" and now a skinny muscular dude "160 lbs" here's one good thing that I've noticed about being skinny and active I can eat and take fat people poo poo's and wipe my own rear end. My shits are pretty massive, like clearing the water and creating a Mt. Shitamanjaro in the toilet bowl. I don't hyperventilate because taking a poo poo doesn't tire me out and I can wipe with whatever hand from whatever angle I want.
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:I know what I don't want to die of though: fatness same how i want to die is to call the media and report i have a miracle weight loss treatment and all you need to do is eat more of this one vegetable you can get at any supermarket and when they come to my house to interview me there's a note on the door that says "cum in" and they open the door and i have a belt around my neck and i die of autoerotic asphyxiation right on camera on the channel 10 news and my final act is to shoot a massive bundle of ropes all over the hot lady reporters face and tits
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Jan 12, 2016 21:42
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MurderBot posted:as a former fatty "5 ft 8, 250 lbs" and now a skinny muscular dude "160 lbs" here's one good thing that I've noticed about being skinny and active tell us more about your poop are they solid logs or piles of sticky mess?
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Germstore posted:Life is like a box of chocolates; it doesn't last as long for fat people. lmbo
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final2percent posted:tell us more about your poop are they solid logs or piles of sticky mess? Depends on what I'm eating. My diet is a lot higher in complex carbs/starches like sweet potato's, lots of omelets and leafy greens.. Oh and a ton of Broccoli. 9 shits outta 10 are pretty soft and coil up like a snake. If I'm on the go or I have some unhealthy meals then usually it's a mix between a soft turd followed by some liquified brown elmers glue.
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Jan 12, 2016 21:45
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final2percent posted:tell us more about your poop are they solid logs or piles of sticky mess? i had a poo poo the other day that looked like a payday bar and it cleaned me out somethin fierce
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Jan 12, 2016 21:57
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keep posting about ur poops i'm almost there
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Jan 12, 2016 21:58
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just fyi fat is beautiful
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vyst posted:just fyi fat is beautiful agreed 
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Jan 12, 2016 22:07
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you see, i'm really into shitposts 
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I remember when I was in the military, I had a 2 day patrol outside of our base and I ate something like 7 MRE's and chugged water the entire time. For a good 3 days being back on base I couldn't poo poo and I felt like I was carrying a good 4-5 pounds extra. Then one faithful Friday we ended up getting some spicy Enchiladas cooked for us, and they used some absurd amount of jalapeneos in the recipe. Needless to say on the walk back from chow a force of a hydrogen bomb erupted in my colon as a premature baby size of brown poo was getting ready to eject from my butthole. I ended up duck waddling to a porta-shitter with tears coming out of my eyes and having the fear that I was about to wreck havoc in my uniform. I never have been so scared in my life, and upon sitting down I blasted such a horrible nasty rock solid and painful poo poo that lasted what felt like a minute of preserved poo poo came vomiting out my rear end. I remember that when I stepped out of the shitter I was dizzy for like 3-4 minutes... It was weird.
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MRE shits are fuckin bricks thank you for your service MurderBot 
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final2percent posted:MRE shits are fuckin bricks thank you for your service MurderBot NP dude! and yeah they are atrocious, I haven't eaten one in a good 5 years so I hope our boys protecting our freedoms are having their colons treated better with MRE's that don't cause that kind of anal PTSD
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MurderBot posted:NP dude! and yeah they are atrocious, I haven't eaten one in a good 5 years so I hope our boys protecting our freedoms are having their colons treated better with MRE's that don't cause that kind of anal PTSD The current mre's are a step up from the old ones, had to live off of mre's only for 20 days about half a year ago. They phased out the horrible breakfast ones too. I mean they are still 1500 calorie colon death but at not as bad as they used to be. They also introduced a lot of vegetarian mre's which are the best cause you can get some pretty bomb spinich lasagna and it always comes with some skittles. VVVVVVVVVVVV If your weight appears on a bathroom step on scale your in the clear. Double Monocle fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Jan 12, 2016 |
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Jan 12, 2016 22:24
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How skinny do I gotta be to be allowed to make fun of fat people?
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one time I thought I was fat but it turned out that I just had anterograde amnesia like that guy in memento and I kept forgetting I just put on a shirt and put on another shirt and this is also why I find "I'm gay" and "cuck" hilarious
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reignofevil posted:How skinny do I gotta be to be allowed to make fun of fat people? must be able to wipe own rear end that comes direct from my okcupid profile
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MiracleWhale comin in with some classic postin! how many calories does lol'ing burn? lol
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MiracleWhale posted:must be able to wipe own rear end
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Jan 12, 2016 22:31
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Maybe more people just need to ride the snake.
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MiracleWhale posted:must be able to wipe own rear end I've been training for this one like it was the Olympics.
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Turtle Sandbox posted:Ive had a 400 pound woman tell me she is a vegan Someone telling you they are a vegan is no surprise. 
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Say Nothing posted:This. Why do hambeasts all think cartoon makeup looks good
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Uncle Wemus posted:Why do hambeasts all think cartoon makeup looks good Have to be interesting somehow when you are completely devoid of personality.
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Kung Food posted:Have to be interesting somehow when you are completely devoid of personality. Basically this. The only morbidly obese women you ever see have "Flo from Progressive" levels of lipstick, dyed hair, and those stupid pointy 1950s glasses.
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CalmDownMate posted:I don't think research can tell that story Definitely people who are fit, healthy, are active, and are attractive to the opposite sex. I mean, it isn't even a question, they are WAY happier.
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Say Nothing posted:Someone telling you they are a vegan is no surprise. lol
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