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Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

What is the best cut to order so I look cool and eat well?

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

well-done chuck with ketchup op

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Well done. Ask for ketchup marinade.

e: f,b

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
The most expensive one, op.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
real pros ask for the nose, medium rare

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
get the salad

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


2nd, just order the salad.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Filet mignon is good but it's a small piece of meat usually so if you're really hungry you may remain hungry.

Raldikuk
Apr 7, 2006

I'm bad with money and I want that meatball!
There is no best cut it is ultimately personal preference. That said the prime goto cuts for myself are a cowboy (bone in) ribeye or a porterhouse. hth

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006
Porterhouse, medium rare. Side of broccoli. Pair it with the second-cheapest cabernet that they sell by the glass.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
get a ribeye and a miller lite

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
ask the waiter whats best and if he has a thought-out answer, you will eat the best thing. do that and drink a lot of wine. (red)

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Enfield posted:

get a ribeye and a miller lite

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Dirty Sanchez posted:

Porterhouse, medium rare. Side of broccoli. Pair it with the second-cheapest cabernet that they sell by the glass.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

the dick, rare, still on the steer

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

tube steak and tossed salad

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Do you guys eat the fat on the steak ?

meatcookie
Jun 2, 2007
Order it well done, then send it back because it's not done enough.
That will totally make the cook respect your steak-fu.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

dad gay. so what posted:

ask the waiter whats best and if he has a thought-out answer, you will eat the best thing. do that and drink a lot of wine. (red)

yea a nice merlot will do it

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
new york is just like a regular "steak", filet mignon is the little round one that's like butter, porterhouse is both at the same time with the bone, oscar is when they put seafood on it

if they have like a giant rear end filet that's pretty dope, but sometimes people think it's girly although that's the dumbest horshit ever

SnotGrumble
Jun 4, 2003

All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.

meatcookie posted:

Order it well done, then send it back because it's not done enough.
That will totally make the cook respect your steak-fu.

Actually order it well done, then send it back because it's dry. The cook totally will not rub his balls on your next steak.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Rare t-bone

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
https://i.imgur.com/2toe7Rd.gifv

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
ask if they serve horse meat

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
dont forget the baked potater

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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I'll have the hooves. :smuggo:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
ask if they have any A1 sauce

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


I'll usually order ribeye because it's a tasty cut and almost impossible to gently caress up.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Get one of those inch thick burgers OP

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

exquisite tea posted:

I'll usually order ribeye because it's a tasty cut and almost impossible to gently caress up.

im pretty sure a "nice steakhouse" isnt trying to learn the basics of cooking various cuts. hes probably OK. :rolleyes:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

dad gay. so what posted:

im pretty sure a "nice steakhouse" isnt trying to learn the basics of cooking various cuts. hes probably OK. :rolleyes:

thats a good point dude

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Prime rib, rare, largest size they offer and ask for the most fat cut.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Steakhouses never have briscuit. That's like the best poo poo slow roasted.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Steakhouses never have briscuit. That's like the best poo poo slow roasted.

brisket takes 5 hours to make so if you ordered in the morning itll be drinkin' time by the time you got your steak cowboy. yee haw pilgrim

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Steakhouses never have briscuit. That's like the best poo poo slow roasted.

That's because a steakhouse isn't a BBQ joint you inbred shitheel.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Salisbury.

And demand the canned gravy in an authoritative tone, so that they know you are a man of discerning taste and are not to be trifled with.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
chicken fried steak with a glass of lemonade

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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Enfield posted:

brisket takes 5 hours to make so if you ordered in the morning itll be drinkin' time by the time you got your steak cowboy. yee haw pilgrim

Just enough time to make slow, sensuous love to your mother. :smuggo:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Steakhouses never have briscuit. That's like the best poo poo slow roasted.

Look at this hillbilly

Good lord

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Just enough time to make slow, sensuous love to your mother. :smuggo:

my mother doesnt even like steak..

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