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My old SSG had 5 kids, none of them his. He married into it. He had to work another job for "fun" His sanity aside, yes. That stereotype is real.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2016 11:47 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 18:31 |
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FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:New wife every rank, makes sense. Its like the people that get a newer car everytime they get promoted. Except in reverse, so the first wife was from a good college, the 7th is from River Rats down at FT Knox
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 16:50 |
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Edgar posted:I asked my dad about military spouses. He told me when the colonel's wife is having tea, all the other officer's wives have to go. I've personally witnessed spouses try to assume their husband's rank because they wanted special treatment or wanted people to respect their "authority." Some spouses are pretty laid back and chill. You won't ever find those ones, you'll find the ones screaming about long lines at the PX while they drink from an XL Charley's cup talking on the phone while dragging their kids behind them periodically yelling at them to behave.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 17:08 |
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MurderBot posted:This thread made me ask my mom about what life was like after she married my dad in regards to being a mil wife. She said her first encounter with the mil wife "click" that was the officers wives made her vow never to ever associate with military wives again. She said "I did not like them, I just made friends with wives and women who weren't associated with the military." My wife is the same way. She refuses to do FRG or whatever because of the hurdy gerdy bullshit attached to it. I think she put it the best when she said "And your bosses, don't act all loving nice to my face when they're doing bullshit that takes you away from the family. Not like going to the field, but 'oh you have to stay late because we're making everyone stay late because Bob forgot his deadline.' thing." This also stems from the fact that her marriage to me was called into question by one of my old NCOICs, who called it a green card marriage. Another NCO straight up yelled at her when I wasn't around because she asked why I had to drive 3 hours back when I already drove to where we were supposed to be for 3 hours. I actually got in trouble for that last one for skipping the chain of command and telling my boss and not my first line, who was the one who yelled at her. By the way, his reasoning was the lowest ranking always drives. Even if it's a TMP. The NCOIC who questioned my marriage got a heart to heart with me. He took off his rank and apologized, and I threatened him basically saying I'd kick his rear end if he said that poo poo again. We're fine now, my wife and him not so much. And no, it wasn't a green card marriage. She is foreign, but was a citizen of the US before we got married.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 17:48 |
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Whatever happened to the people of PX? Didn't dependas get in an uproar about that poo poo and it had to get taken down?
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2016 17:04 |
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Ms paint the names out
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2016 06:59 |
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Officer wives are typically hotter because college. Which has a better genepool than Applebee's waitress.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 16:51 |
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To be honest, if you can't get laid in college, you deserve what you get. I got laid just visiting a college. And no, online classes and masterbation doesn't count. We'd all have crazy numbers.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 16:55 |
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So University San Diego said they'll accept me, but the credits I have at Thomas Edison State University won't transfer over, meaning I'll be starting from the beginning despite having almost an AA from them. Only because they are online Edit wrong thread Soulex fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Feb 26, 2016 |
# ¿ Feb 26, 2016 02:47 |
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What the gently caress Garrett?
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 07:10 |
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Jumpingmanjim posted:In his defence, she looks like she has crazy eyes. thems aint crazy eyes
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 18:50 |
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:"we got promoted!" Triggered like gently caress
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 04:18 |
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Genocide Tendency posted:I spent more time "working" with the army than I did on an air force base. Which basically means anytime they had to send someone to an army post for some bullshit or another, they sent me. But that was fine with me because being AF, no one really knew who was responsible for me. The down side was I some how wound up spending an uncomfortable time around one army officer who I still call "The Captain" despite him making at least Major. I'm pretty sure he "retired" roughly that, give or take a promotion because he was too awesome to make full bird, let alone getting a star. Goddamn. This woman deserves a loving award. More please. Also today is the day we found out McNally is not so secretly gay.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 06:46 |
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McNally posted:I... wasn't trying to hide it? I'm just projecting. And it was a lovely attempt at a joke Soulex fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Apr 10, 2016 |
# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 20:43 |
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:I've known two. I've known one. They were fine when I left, no idea now.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 16:36 |
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holocaust bloopers posted:Professional photographer Ths or Etscy/Scentsy whatever person. I loving HATE spouse "professional photographers." Bitch you shoot on auto and add this garish watermark and oh let's selective color! That's popular right!? Rule of thirds? HAHAHAHA! gently caress!
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 05:50 |
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I can show off my tits too. Aint noone payin though. No market for moobs.
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# ¿ May 2, 2016 23:34 |
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Strippers make some pretty cool friends. Almost always have drugs, and just in general pretty nice and cool. At least the ones I knew. And to be fair I met them, then found out they were a stripper.
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# ¿ May 3, 2016 15:34 |
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No, I met them through my old pot dealer, we had fun doing whatever and they made brownies too which was great. Only found out like a few weeks after already hanging out with them that they stripped. It's the same with other strippers, though some I already knew before hand and then decided to show off their boobs for dollar bills. Me not knowing is a common thing apparently because the only time I slept with a married woman who wasn't my wife was another of my pot dealers buyers. Me and this woman hooked up for quite a bit of time, I even went over to her house and did stuff there. She said she was divorced but still wore the ring sometimes. I found out she was married when her husband knocked on my door looking for me. I naturally said that I wasn't home and he just cried about how he just wanted to talk, not fight about the whole situation. He found out because apparently she said my name a whole bunch in her sleep. I don't know what happened after, I was pretty freaked out. I still feel bad about it even though it really wasn't my fault. I did ask if she was married, she just lied to me and I never saw her husband.
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# ¿ May 3, 2016 17:53 |
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Kawasaki Nun posted:Sounds like strippers don't make cool friends. Your story makes them sound like broken people who unnecessarily hurt others by their selfish actions That was the dealer dude and yeah he was pretty loving toxic and the reason I ended up homeless for almost a year. I'm not saying now, back when I was 18-19 having stripper friends was A-OK with me. Edit: apparently I had dated more ex-strippers than I had thought. My kinda stripper story was me and my old boss Joe deciding to go to that one strip club right next to Eglin because I was gonna go to Iraq. Ended up seeing this girl that I really really liked in high school and almost dated but she moved. Ended up seeing her on stage and I told Joe it was that chick. He laughed and said bullshit, I bet a pitcher of beer, and we shook. After the dance she went over and started doing that private dance peddling thing. She came over to my section and I stood up, said her name, and she loving ran over to me and hugged me. Joe got the pitcher, I got a private dance that was more sitting and talking. Ended up hooking up the next night. Went to Iraq blah blah blah, came back tried to get back together with her blah blah blah, Queen spending a week in California almost exclusively at another strip club she was working at. It was also the result of my biggest bar tab ever, which was like 210 dollars by myself. Things didn't end up workin out. She got married to some marine in Pendleton and apparently he tried to kill her and her daughter. Edit edit current wife not a stripper or ever was. A lot better that way. Soulex fucked around with this message at 04:09 on May 4, 2016 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 18:31 |
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I love this bumper sticker, hate the meaning but love the troll.
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# ¿ May 23, 2016 16:24 |