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El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Who was the porn star who got mad at SA on her blog? The one who tattooed a list of all her medical conditions onto her boyfriend.

Mandy Morbid. That thread was amazing.

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Tenacious J
Nov 20, 2002

So wait, we are now treating porn like it's anything else than pound-off material? The human side of porn? Let's all buy some PornHub merchandise and make reality TV shows about porn stars?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Man goons have some pretty weird feelings about porn and the women in them. Maybe you guys could send in some tweets?

yoloer420
May 19, 2006

Wicker Man posted:

Why does anyone know a porn star's name that isn't Ron Jeremy?

Because Evan Stone is loving awesome. Especially in that Game of Thrones pornog where he spends five minutes solid verbally abusing Sansa.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Professor Shark posted:

Man goons have some pretty weird feelings about porn and the women in them. Maybe you guys could send in some tweets?

I'm too scared. If she responds in one of these videos then it's pretty much like I'm talking to a girl.

I'm not ready for that yet, maybe when I'm 35.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Professor Shark posted:

Man goons have some pretty weird feelings about porn and the women in them. Maybe you guys could send in some tweets?
There are some really elaborate self-delusions and cognitive dissonances on display here and I don’t understand them but teyre extremely funny to me

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

El Boot posted:

Mandy Morbid. That thread was amazing.

That's the thread where DOWN JACKET FETISH got his user name, right? I remember bits and pieces of it.

Big McHuge
Feb 5, 2014

You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.

Save them all.

Ka0 posted:

Belindashort? I dunno.

That's a name I haven't heard in like 10 years. Did she end up in porn?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
none of these tweets were funny or clever


voted one

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

I wonder if Jimmy Kimmel is watching these shaking his head and stroking his dick disapprovingly.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Wicker Man posted:

Why does anyone know a porn star's name that isn't Ron Jeremy?

I went to school with one from second grade till I graduated high school. So maybe that?

AutoSnakes
Apr 29, 2009
The chick with the giant forehead not understanding the 7-head insult actually made me feel bad for her.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
lol @ "rillistic"

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Hector Beerlioz posted:

That's the thread where DOWN JACKET FETISH got his user name, right? I remember bits and pieces of it.

yeah i wanted ALL NATURAL MOUTH FETISH but it was too long

also this is an unpleasantly sophisticated way to commodify abuse

ehhhhhhnnnnnn
Jun 3, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Tenacious J posted:

So wait, we are now treating porn like it's anything else than pound-off material? The human side of porn? Let's all buy some PornHub merchandise and make reality TV shows about porn stars?

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
His head literally looks like pounded meat.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Why is the outside carpeted? Are they hanging out in a Gaddafi tent?

ehhhhhhnnnnnn
Jun 3, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
the white splotch in the pornhub logo is cum
e: i am pretty sure

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
what kind of weirdo feels the need to leave comments on porno videos and why did they give said weirdos the ability to do this on these websites

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Monkey Fracas posted:

what kind of weirdo feels the need to leave comments on porno videos and why did they give said weirdos the ability to do this on these websites

What I want to know is if anyone has ever used the Share on Facebook button on purpose.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Monkey Fracas posted:

what kind of weirdo feels the need to leave comments on porno videos and why did they give said weirdos the ability to do this on these websites

When I'm bored I go to porn sites and write in the comments section "Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your father and I are heartbroken."



Who was the pornstar that has their mom and dad as their manager?

blumpkinhead
Nov 10, 2014

aint got no time for bird sex

AutoSnakes posted:

The chick with the giant forehead not understanding the 7-head insult actually made me feel bad for her.

maybe it is sad watching, but it was funny for me to read you post about it, so I thank you. and I liked ron Jeremy porn, but I am turned on by sick things.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

ultrabindu posted:

When I'm bored I go to porn sites and write in the comments section "Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your father and I are heartbroken."



Who was the pornstar that has their mom and dad as their manager?

Sunny lane.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Casimir Radon posted:

So I can find more.

Ron Jeremy needs to go away. He's kept around because he's a "legend" or whatever, but no one enjoys watching him perform. Not 30 years ago, not now.
I recall reading about him years ago, he got into porn when he was younger and more handsome looking and stayed in porn despite his decaying looks because he was allegedly really good at the job, apparently being a male pornstar is a harder (hehe) job than most people assume and actors who can consistently get through scenes as directed are highly coveted.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Nothing can replace good work ethic. He's a pro.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Who was the porn star who got mad at SA on her blog? The one who tattooed a list of all her medical conditions onto her boyfriend.

annie cruz posted in fyad and was trolled relentlessly

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
pornstars are a lot less hot with their clothes on it seems

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I went to school with one from second grade till I graduated high school. So maybe that?

you went to school with a child porn victim and didn't call the authorities? it went on for 10 years and you didn't do anything? monster.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

ArbitraryC posted:

I recall reading about him years ago, he got into porn when he was younger and more handsome looking and stayed in porn despite his decaying looks because he was allegedly really good at the job, apparently being a male pornstar is a harder (hehe) job than most people assume and actors who can consistently get through scenes as directed are highly coveted.

The requirements for a male pornstar are 1) get it up 2) keep it up for hours on end 3) cum on command with the addendum 4) must do this in front of a bunch of disinterested folks while they photograph and film you.

It's actually difficult to find people who can do all four.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Monkey Fracas posted:

what kind of weirdo feels the need to leave comments on porno videos and why did they give said weirdos the ability to do this on these websites

One of the tube sights has a huge forum

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Hector Beerlioz posted:

One of the tube sights has a huge forum

Seems like prime weekend web material

Lonos Oboe
Jun 7, 2014
The English guy has the right attitude.


ArbitraryC posted:

I recall reading about him years ago, he got into porn when he was younger and more handsome looking and stayed in porn despite his decaying looks because he was allegedly really good at the job, apparently being a male pornstar is a harder (hehe) job than most people assume and actors who can consistently get through scenes as directed are highly coveted.

I remember watching some documentary years ago and some awed producer said that Ron can do a 10 second countdown and blow his load on 1. That is pretty impressive.

Lonos Oboe fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Jan 11, 2016

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
The best goon related porn thing is still that one guy who wanted to take part in the worlds largest anal gangbang scene and someone made him a theme tune to the Mortal Kombat soundtrack.

ANAL GAAAANGBAAAANG!

Aidsssss. In the butt!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Monkey Fracas posted:

Seems like prime weekend web material

I thought the same when I first saw it. I'll try and find it later.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
an 18-page thread with a few weirdos pedantically discussing A2M is what I'm envisioning

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

the british guy rules

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
What's really funny about Sunny Lane supposedly peaking in high school is that she's twenty years out of high school and still hot as gently caress.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Monkey Fracas posted:

an 18-page thread with a few weirdos pedantically discussing A2M is what I'm envisioning

It was weird poo poo, like a count to 10 thread and discussing politics. Stuff I wouldn't expect to see on a porn board.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

EngineerSean posted:

What's really funny about Sunny Lane supposedly peaking in high school is that she's twenty years out of high school and still hot as gently caress.

What the hell does this even mean?

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I'm a little disappointed how many of these are just crass instead of actually mean

e: and most of the mean ones aren't funny

loquacius fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Jan 11, 2016

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