David Bowie has passed

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Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

I refuse to believe he died, The Starman just went back to waiting in the sky. He was too far out for this wretched world.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2016 11:25

# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 16:19

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

At the very best, he's not in pain any more. Really the pain and loss of a hero passing is a lot harder on the fans than it is on old David any more.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2016 15:53

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

rip

There's a day man waiting in the sun
He'd like to come and meet us, and touch us on our buns

# ¿ Jan 11, 2016 17:04

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

yeah i was gonna say, you were probably crying about something in your life there

here, buddy, i hope this helps:

Not glittery and/or sparkly enough for a true Bowie memorial.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 02:50

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

David Bowie yells 'Juicy Pussy' on almost every track, but it can only be heard by the pure of heart.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 05:25

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

More like, liver? Unfortunately not anymore

Liver cancer is a pretty nasty way to go, too. Surprised he was able to finish an album plus a music video with that going on.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 05:34

# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 16:19

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Liver Cancer Can't Break Diamond Dogs

# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 10:49

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