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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Ironically, Cruz and Paul are both absent.

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Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Oh man this is gonna be good

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Oh poo poo, B-rock openin with the jokes

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Copies of the speech.

They posted the whole thing online. It's honestly kinda of meh, usual platitudes etc. I hope he goes WAAAY off script.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
Isn't it the seventh year? :fishmech:

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Great joke

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Oh Obama sure will give out some tips.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Already starting well.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


barack "eddie murphy with better views on homosexuals" obama

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


just make it a roast

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tigntink posted:

What did Obama just give Paul D Ryan?

a note that said "lol you loving thought romney would win lol just lol"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:boom:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Tigntink posted:

Oh Obama sure will give out some tips.

Well, he won. Twice.

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


Haha, I heard Hillary laugh

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Can Joe Biden really be VP for life? I love him.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Paul Ryan looks like he wants to kill himself lol

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, get hosed Ryan.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

PBS camera zooms in on stoneface Paul Ryan

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

spoon0042 posted:

Isn't it the seventh year? :fishmech:

'9, '10, '11, '12, '13, '14, '15, '16

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Ryan; :geno:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
this whole speech is too self-aware

fleur_de_leet
Jun 8, 2005

All the pale things under the earth
Will reverse
Obama destroying Ryan's career, good start.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



BWV posted:

just make it a roast

:pray:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Thump! posted:

Paul Ryan looks like he wants to kill himself lol

Obama's instantly putting him on the spot and it rules.

"Hey bro, if we don't get poo poo done, we all know who's to blame right?"

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
He just gave a shout out to USPol

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005

Thump! posted:

Paul Ryan looks like he wants to kill himself lol

Youtube feed cuts his head off.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Ryan's eyes are just so dead.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Paul Ryan daydreaming how he could have been President.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

WampaLord posted:

E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub!
THE NIGHT DIAMOND JOE DANCED ATOP THE WHITE HOUSE ARENA!!!!

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Logikv9 posted:

this whole speech is too self-aware

no such thing in politics

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

It still blows my mind that paid leave isn't a thing in the US.

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?
status: listening to speech while cooking stainless steel / ceramic cookware because panicking about PFOA/PFTE in nonstck pans

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
Paul D. Ryan's poker face game is strong

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I set the over/under for number of times Paul Ryan looks over at Biden longingly at 10.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I'm the fat guy disgruntingly standing up

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Armyman25 posted:

Youtube feed cuts his head off.

http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Pally Dee's dead loving face during all this is just to great

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I saw Biden once. He is also a good speaker.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Youth Decay posted:

PBS camera zooms in on stoneface Paul Ryan
REQUESTING GIF STAT.

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

achillesforever6 posted:

THE NIGHT DIAMOND JOE DANCED ATOP THE WHITE HOUSE ARENA!!!!

Eh, that's been every Thursday for a while now, and he doesn't have the decency to cover up anymore.

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