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this lady just got hired as a secretary in my office and handed out fliers about her 'fragrance sensitivity.' Every time I passed her desk she would make these whiny exaggerated sniffing and coughing noises. I was going to just go ahead and ignore this stupid sjw crap but my boss sat me down this week and said if I dont stop using old spice deodorant and body wash I'm going to have to leave the regular IT office and have my own personal basement office. So now I need to buy fragrance free soap and deodorant. Why does everyone else have to completely restructure their lives for someone else's problems? I'm mad as hell, goons, and I'm not going to take it anymore!
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Interesting.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:23
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larry gilchrist easily claims best post.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:23
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Take a shower you smelly nerd.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:24
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you should take the personal basement office and spend all day beatin it and gettin paid while reeking of old spice
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Jan 12, 2016 01:24
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smell my butt
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Jan 12, 2016 01:24
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Sorry, meant to say "easily claims 'least markov-chain generated post' "
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Jan 12, 2016 01:25
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Have you thought about investing in a gun?
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Jan 12, 2016 01:26
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fart
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Jan 12, 2016 01:26
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id take my own personal basement office where i wont have to pretend to be working while I post all day sounds like a win win
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Jan 12, 2016 01:27
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Tell that person it is literally all in her head.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:27
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eat burritos and fart on her chair imo
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Jan 12, 2016 01:28
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murdr your boss
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Jan 12, 2016 01:31
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I had a woman in my office like that. Everything from deodorant to microwave popcorn set her "scent sensitivity" off. She also smoked a pack of menthols a day.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:35
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let me tell you about my electricity allergy
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Jan 12, 2016 01:35
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File a complaint with HR and if they put you in the basement quit and sue them. Easy peasy.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:39
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tell her you can smell her oval office when you pass
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Jan 12, 2016 01:39
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Don't use deodorant and body spray, obviously
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Jan 12, 2016 01:42
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don't shower for the rest of the week. give her a whiff of them pheromones
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Jan 12, 2016 01:49
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Alternate the days you slather on the smelly stuff and see if she can tell. Protip: she won't.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:50
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Just draw something with poo poo on her desk. What could go wrong?
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Jan 12, 2016 01:50
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tell your boss you have a vapid oval office sensitivity
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Jan 12, 2016 01:51
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the gently caress is this poo poo? complain to hr she is creating a hostile work environment lol.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:53
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Nooner posted:id take my own personal basement office where i wont have to pretend to be working while I post all day sounds like a win win Hell yeah. What the gently caress, bitch? I literally punk people at work. If you flinch I get to punch you twice. Also, one time I took a fat poo poo in some tupperware with my fish and microwaved it. Some guy made a passive aggressive comment and I roundhouse kicked him in the chin so hard he died.
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Dave_Indeed posted:Hell yeah. What the gently caress, bitch? i like to hang my balls out of my zipper and if a guy looks i call him a fag
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gagelion2 posted:this lady just got hired as a secretary in my office and handed out fliers about her 'fragrance sensitivity.' Every time I passed her desk she would make these whiny exaggerated sniffing and coughing noises. I was going to just go ahead and ignore this stupid sjw right there is where i stopped reading your post and voted the thread a 1
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Jan 12, 2016 01:59
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tell them you have a loving sensitivity to smelling like poo poo
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Jan 12, 2016 02:00
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stop making GBS threads your pants at work op
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Jan 12, 2016 02:00
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Go to a doctor, complaining about IBS symptoms. Get the diagnosis. Now you can fart by her desk as much as you want.
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Jan 12, 2016 02:01
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Luvcow posted:right there is where i stopped reading your post and voted the thread a 1 i did this except at his name
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Jan 12, 2016 02:01
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Necros posted:i like to hang my balls out of my zipper and if a guy looks i call him a fag I have a friend with tourettes that pulls out a testicle every time he takes a group photo. Balls are solid comedy.
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Other Barry posted:i did this except at his name i tried reading it because its the longest gagelion OP I'd ever seen but you are of course correct in your strategy
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Jan 12, 2016 02:03
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gagelion2 posted:this lady just got hired as a secretary in my office and handed out fliers about her 'fragrance sensitivity.' that's obviously some kind of bullshit line she throws out in order to more easily control her environment because people take "health concerns" more seriously even if it's obviously some hypochondriac paranoid bullshit she clearly pulled right out of her rear end buuuuutt that being said, wearing strong fragrances in a confined workspace is kind of like making loud noise. you're imposing scent molecules into someone's nasal cavity when they're just trying to work. it's better for everyone if it's just not seen as acceptable
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Jan 12, 2016 02:35
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I'm not sure how you manage it, but even your posts have an offensive odor, OP.
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Jan 12, 2016 02:41
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I think that was their nice way of saying, "Stop trying to cover your disgusting BO with old spice body spray, you smell like poo poo covered in pepper", maybe you should shower more OP.
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Jan 12, 2016 02:48
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Hm. I seriously wonder why every single workplace you've worked at has at least one person offended by your smell.
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Jan 12, 2016 02:48
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I'm sensitive to smells and man your thread smells like  . I voted this one and am moving on after giving you some feedback OP.I suggest you not make so many threads perhaps one thread every few months with a combined idea of all the threads so its less of a miss every time. Good luck.
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Jan 12, 2016 02:49
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gagelion2 posted:I'm going to have to leave the regular IT office and have my own personal basement office. this sounds like a perk, not a punishment, unless the basement is where they put people they've laid off, like Milton from Office Space
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Jan 12, 2016 02:49
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a hole-y ghost posted:Hm. I seriously wonder why every single workplace you've worked at has at least one person offended by your smell.
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its only smells
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