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Pitdragon posted:you should take the personal basement office and spend all day beatin it and gettin paid while reeking of old spice
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Do these people actually exist? there's at least enough people pretending to be allergic to wi-fi to do studies on them using fake wi-fi routers to prove that they are just pretending
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Jan 13, 2016 16:49
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Every office has one... the guy who has transformed his desk or cubicle into a shrine to his wife or girlfriend.
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Jan 13, 2016 17:03
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I am one of those people to an extent. Most colognes, most aerosols, and some perfumes give me an instant headache and a weird taste in my mouth just from smelling them. If it is too strong it will also make me nauseous. I've also noticed that I don't have this issue with more expensive perfumes/colognes nor body sprays(body sprays in general, not just expensive ones). However I adjust MY life accordingly. If somebody wears something that bothers me I try to avoid that area, or take a deep breath go in and attempt to get what I need to do done and leave again before I need breathe again. On top of that I don't actually smell what most people do with most of these odours. People will comment about how a spray smells like apples or berries and I get no trace of that. To me it smells like I just walked into a chemical plant, or at least what I assume one would smell like. Another woman in my department has the same issue only she's worse. Like myself however she just adjusts her life accordingly. Basically unless you're wearing enough cologne that people can smell you before they see you or you're spraying poo poo near her; gently caress that lady.
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Jan 13, 2016 18:56
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OP you kick that sassy bitch in her cooter yet and started collectin your retard money yet?
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Jan 13, 2016 19:00
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Spray, delay, then walk away. Simple as that.
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Jan 13, 2016 19:10
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The only place I've ever been that had a no scent policy was a psych waiting room so that tells you a lot about it
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Jan 13, 2016 21:00
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Germstore posted:Go to a doctor, complaining about IBS symptoms. Get the diagnosis. Now you can fart by her desk as much as you want. This. This is the best solution.
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Jan 13, 2016 21:28
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I read a forum where there was this old guy with multiple medical issues but would refuse to go to the hospital because of this same problem. He was weird and sad.
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Jan 13, 2016 21:51
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The other day I asked my colleagues if there was a weird vinegary smell and nobody else could smell it but then I later realised it was one of them and I felt bad this is my confession
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Jan 13, 2016 21:58
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take a loving shower you disgusting piece of poo poo garbage trash moronPrincess RALPH!! posted:I am one of those people to an extent. Most colognes, most aerosols, and some perfumes give me an instant headache and a weird taste in my mouth just from smelling them. If it is too strong it will also make me nauseous. I've also noticed that I don't have this issue with more expensive perfumes/colognes nor body sprays(body sprays in general, not just expensive ones). However I adjust MY life accordingly. If somebody wears something that bothers me I try to avoid that area, or take a deep breath go in and attempt to get what I need to do done and leave again before I need breathe again. On top of that I don't actually smell what most people do with most of these odours. People will comment about how a spray smells like apples or berries and I get no trace of that. To me it smells like I just walked into a chemical plant, or at least what I assume one would smell like. Another woman in my department has the same issue only she's worse. Like myself however she just adjusts her life accordingly. Basically unless you're wearing enough cologne that people can smell you before they see you or you're spraying poo poo near her; gently caress that lady. I'm the same way but I don't make a thing of it. Cheap perfume/cologne makes me gag and dizzy but I just avoid those that wear it if possible or get away from it as best I can.
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Jan 13, 2016 22:09
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Toadvine posted:Lol that's really a thing? She sounds stuck up. Do guys ever pull this kind of poo poo? Didn't get an answer so I'm just gonna assume it's a chick thing to be scent allergic
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Jan 13, 2016 22:17
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A. Beaverhausen posted:People bitching about popcorn itt need to grow some balls Ask a fireman who works near an office park or university what they think of microwave popcorn lol. SniperWoreConverse posted:ok big deal I left rotting oysters and dead sea anemones out over the week end, just turn a fan on or something If you haven't smelled the glory of an anemone that's melted into milky slime you haven't lived.
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Jan 13, 2016 23:11
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My wife tells me about someone at her office like the chick in the OP, had her own professional pamphlets to pass out to everyone about her 'disability.' If anyone comes to her desk to hand her some paperwork or tries to get her to do her job, she starts getting choked up and needs an hour outside to clear her delicate senses. Is this a phenomenon purely with women? I'd love to meet a dude who tried to behave like this.
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Jan 13, 2016 23:19
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kickascii posted:My wife tells me about someone at her office like the chick in the OP, had her own professional pamphlets to pass out to everyone about her 'disability.' If anyone comes to her desk to hand her some paperwork or tries to get her to do her job, she starts getting choked up and needs an hour outside to clear her delicate senses. unless someone is literally spraying that person with cheap perfume or whatever or she's having an allergic reaction, she's overacting. I get nauseous/dizzy when I smell cheap perfume/cologne but it goes away soon as I leave the area or it dissipates.
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Jan 13, 2016 23:40
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I am sensitive to smells, sights, tastes, touch and wild card because I can't remember the fifth sense, please worship me
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Jan 13, 2016 23:48
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Op needs to lay off the Axe body spray
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Jan 13, 2016 23:54
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:Op needs to lay off the Axe body spray or maybe he just needs to wear more. did u know that if u wear enough axes, hot chicks will turn into feral beasts and rip off your clothes and have sex with u right there on the spot? also if u wear axe showergel, parades of hot chicks will all jump in the shower with u and of course everyone knows, the cleanier you are the dirtier u get!! some biotruths my gym bud told me!
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Jan 13, 2016 23:59
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kickascii posted:My wife tells me about someone at her office like the chick in the OP, had her own professional pamphlets to pass out to everyone about her 'disability.' If anyone comes to her desk to hand her some paperwork or tries to get her to do her job, she starts getting choked up and needs an hour outside to clear her delicate senses. Men can't get away with this because of toxic masculinity. Real men smoke Cuban Gran Corona cigars while taking deep whiffs off a mixture of mustard gas and rotting meat.
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Jan 14, 2016 00:12
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maybe get a job where you're not subject to the whims of a harpy and some other dipshit
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Gilganixon posted:maybe get a job where you're not subject to the whims of a harpy and some other dipshit How long has he been working for you?
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Jan 14, 2016 14:53
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I work maybe six feet from the bathroom the morbidly obese dudes on the floor use to drop their thrice daily greasy, gas-laden White Castle/Chipotle/Gold Star shits. Also sometimes the trap in the floor drain dries out and the scent of six floors worth of fat white people shits wafts over my desk. I'm not even sure I have a sense of smell anymore, or if I'm just mimicking the reactions of my less dead on the inside and husk-like co-workers.
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Cthulu Carl posted:I work maybe six feet from the bathroom the morbidly obese dudes on the floor use to drop their thrice daily greasy, gas-laden White Castle/Chipotle/Gold Star shits. Also sometimes the trap in the floor drain dries out and the scent of six floors worth of fat white people shits wafts over my desk. lol owned
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Jan 14, 2016 15:46
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 In my office lol
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Princess RALPH!! posted:I am one of those people to an extent. Most colognes, most aerosols, and some perfumes give me an instant headache and a weird taste in my mouth just from smelling them. If it is too strong it will also make me nauseous. I've also noticed that I don't have this issue with more expensive perfumes/colognes nor body sprays(body sprays in general, not just expensive ones). However I adjust MY life accordingly. If somebody wears something that bothers me I try to avoid that area, or take a deep breath go in and attempt to get what I need to do done and leave again before I need breathe again. On top of that I don't actually smell what most people do with most of these odours. People will comment about how a spray smells like apples or berries and I get no trace of that. To me it smells like I just walked into a chemical plant, or at least what I assume one would smell like. Another woman in my department has the same issue only she's worse. Like myself however she just adjusts her life accordingly. Basically unless you're wearing enough cologne that people can smell you before they see you or you're spraying poo poo near her; gently caress that lady. its in your head 
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Jan 14, 2016 16:07
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bradzilla posted:
Take that sheet, go to HR, state that it makes you feel that they are singling you out (whether this is true or not doesn't matter), tell them you feel like this is making it a hostile work environment. Those will be down in a matter of hours.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Take that sheet, go to HR, state that it makes you feel that they are singling you out (whether this is true or not doesn't matter), tell them you feel like this is making it a hostile work environment. Those will be down in a matter of hours. This sounds awesome but what do you say when they ask you why you feel like you're singled out?
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:This sounds awesome but what do you say when they ask you why you feel like you're singled out? Well obviously because I wear cologne and deodorant, and honestly, now it feels like you're saying the same thing and maybe I need to talk to someone else in HR.
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Jan 14, 2016 18:13
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Solice Kirsk posted:Well obviously because I wear cologne and deodorant, and honestly, now it feels like you're saying the same thing and maybe I need to talk to someone else in HR. Woah you're good at this
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Jan 14, 2016 20:57
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Solice Kirsk posted:Well obviously because I wear cologne and deodorant, and honestly, now it feels like you're saying the same thing and maybe I need to talk to someone else in HR. 
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Jan 14, 2016 21:22
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a hole-y ghost posted:Hm. I seriously wonder why every single workplace you've worked at has at least one person offended by your smell. This is one of those hilarious unintentional revelations like when people say "Ever notice how if you enter a female celebrity's name into Google one of the top autocomplete suggestions is always 'feet'?"
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Jan 14, 2016 22:14
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Tender Bender posted:This is one of those hilarious unintentional revelations like when people say "Ever notice how if you enter a female celebrity's name into Google one of the top autocomplete suggestions is always 'feet'?"
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Jan 14, 2016 23:09
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Mine would have a lot of porn on it
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Jan 14, 2016 23:15
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impossiboobs posted:I worked for the federal government in a very large office (about 3k employees) and there's a no-fragrance policy for the whole building. There is also a no fish policy for a large part of the building because one woman claims to be so allergic to fish that the MERE SCENT OF A FISH will kill her. (The cafeteria in the middle of the building, which you must walk past in order to get to any offices serves fish at least once a week.) wow that's cool how your buddy caused that lady to have an upsetting and fear inducing psychosomatic reaction
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and NEEDS TO GET SOME AIR and starts choking and poo poo. Anyway, my point is, eat the rich.
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ashgromnies posted:wow that's cool how your buddy caused that lady to have an upsetting and fear inducing psychosomatic reaction it's always funny I love walking on sidewalks with an unlit cigarette to see the reactions
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Jan 15, 2016 00:18
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Solice Kirsk posted:Well obviously because I wear cologne and deodorant, and honestly, now it feels like you're saying the same thing and maybe I need to talk to someone else in HR. I'm horrified and impressed at the same time.
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Jan 15, 2016 01:47
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poo poo fart in your jean shorts when you walk by her desk
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Solice Kirsk posted:Well obviously because I wear cologne and deodorant, and honestly, now it feels like you're saying the same thing and maybe I need to talk to someone else in HR. You're my hero
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It's easy to win a fight once HR is involved. So long as you're not a racist/sexist/rapist that is.
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