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Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
Not like you're doing any better.

I'll start: assistant manager of a laser tag place.

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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

foot job

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
My wife

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
OP's mom

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I don't date people with jobs and neither should you op.

i am kiss u now
Dec 26, 2005


College Slice
dog walker.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

factory operator for a printing company

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Same. What a hoe, just how many guys is she banging? :shrug:

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Bilingual elementary school teacher.

Seriously, between stupid beaner kids and poor/stupid illegal immigrant parents and stupid administration and all the other catty teachers with your traditional stupid women's workplace hierarchy fights, I'd rather clean portapotties for a living.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Walmart employee who enjoyed the job and wanted to stay an entry level employee for life.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
World famous pop star.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
retard masturbator

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
if you haven't had a s/o that at some point for 2 weeks in her life was a gas station attendant then you are a boring mother f***sker

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I met and then dated a girl that worked at Hooters. She smelled permanently like grease and was so loving dumb. I had dinner with her parents and her dad was telling me about how he and her grandfather were working with habitat for humanity and she's like, "Grandpa doesn't even like animals."

Nice boobs and rear end do. Face was butt but I wasn't going to marry her.

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
Marry any girl that will agree to scritch your balls while you sleep.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

A Stupid Baby posted:

if you haven't had a s/o that at some point for 2 weeks in her life was a gas station attendant then you are a boring mother f***sker

This reminded me that I dated someone who'd been a gas station attendant. heh...

symbolic posted:

factory operator for a printing company

Trying to figure out what's so bad about this aside from maybe it's kinda boring, or did everyone else you've dated just have really cool jobs.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
Producer for Happy Madison productions.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

extra stout posted:

retard masturbator

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

Webcam girl. (FWIW, we met on OKCupid - she told me her job a few messages in.)

Vlogger for vegan, gluten-free cooking.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

veterinary technician

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

TheWeepingHorse posted:

Webcam girl. (FWIW, we met on OKCupid - she told me her job a few messages in.)

Sounds like a good job. Making $$$ doing absolutely nothing other than shoving things in your rear end.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

green chicken feet posted:

Trying to figure out what's so bad about this aside from maybe it's kinda boring, or did everyone else you've dated just have really cool jobs.
she worked from 3 pm through 1 am nearly every day, so i hardly ever got to see her. even if i was able to see her in the morning, she was sweaty and smelled like oil.

also she broke up with me for someone she met at her job so there's that.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

green chicken feet posted:

Trying to figure out what's so bad about this aside from maybe it's kinda boring, or did everyone else you've dated just have really cool jobs.

It's what I do for a living now so I think symbolic might be my ex, idk.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
My ex works at a gun store/shooting range. This job itself isn't bad but she really liked guns and now she's slowly starting to turn because the clientele is an unending parade of retards who rant about Alex Jones conspiracy theories when they aren't too busy committing flagrant safety violations.

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

green chicken feet posted:

Trying to figure out what's so bad about this aside from maybe it's kinda boring, or did everyone else you've dated just have really cool jobs.

I worked for a screen printing company for like 2 weeks once, quit because they wanted me to work on a machine that very clearly could take my fingers off and threatened to fire me if i notified osha

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

he was unemployed at the time we dated, and so far in life all he's managed to achieve is working at a pawn shop (and not even a cool TV pawn shop)

had a pretty great dick though and tight rear end

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Retard masturbator

edit - gently caress, I didn't actually read the replies :(

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

Pet store manager

She was also a dog breeder on the side which should have been a red flag but she was chill for awhile before her psychotic side started showing.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


loving me

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


real answer: sawdust shoveler at a paper plant

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
i've blasted two different Dollar General employees

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Monday_ posted:

It's what I do for a living now so I think symbolic might be my ex, idk.
beth?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

the lady that gasses the pets at the shelter

you don't know how good a blowjob is until its given to you by a person who has to reenact an adorable version of schindlers list every M-F

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

extra stout posted:

retard masturbator

dont sign your posssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
barista

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003
HOLY SHIT I JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT BIRDS IN CAGES. DID YOU KNOW PUTTING BIRDS IN CAGES MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER? CAUSE IT DOES AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. I ALSO WANT YOU TO KISS YOURSELF IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PUTTING A BIRD IN A CAGE.
She used to sort organs at a dog food factory....red or white....this was done with a shovel.

Dogs go whacko for Shmackos because they are baked offal.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

City of Tampa posted:

i've blasted two different Dollar General employees

are you still allowed in the store

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Once I stooped to dating a gamestop employee

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Champenema posted:

I don't date people with jobs and neither should you op.

Once President Trump repeals those child labor laws you're going to start running out of dating prospects real fast, buddy.

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The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Worked at UPS. I forget what she did.

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