What's the shittiest job a person you've dated has had?

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kazr: Jan 28, 2005

Airborne Viking posted:

The last four women I've dated all worked at McDonalds. I know how to pick 'em, I guess.

Dating people you work with is not a wise life decision

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Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

it was super awkward to like end dates and be all "welp, I'm going home to my college dorm room, enjoy going to your car with your baby". It was all weird.

lmao

# ? Jan 12, 2016 21:50

Nascardad: Oct 22, 2009; "Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"

like any guy i dated had a job lol

# ? Jan 12, 2016 21:52

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

Booblord Zagats posted:

Best job: Doctor at a Planned Parenthood

no need to wrap, she could just abort it herself... i'm sorry

# ? Jan 12, 2016 21:56

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

manager at aldi

# ? Jan 12, 2016 21:59

Furia: Jul 26, 2015; Grimey Drawer

Met this girl and I kinda liked her, so we went out on a date. Not thirty minutes in she drops the bomb that not only is she currently unemployed, but also couch surfing util she can find a place she likes and can afford (read: homeless).

Never again.

# ? Jan 12, 2016 22:00

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

So you work from home OP?

# ? Jan 12, 2016 22:46

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

part time unemployed clinically depressed hand puppet

# ? Jan 12, 2016 23:53

TacticalUrbanHomo: Aug 17, 2011; by Lowtax

illegal tutor

# ? Jan 13, 2016 06:58

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

extra stout posted:

retard masturbator

sup Eskimo brother? :respek:

# ? Feb 1, 2016 11:39

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

i've dated two different cosmetologists and they were both equally dumb and constantly drunk

# ? Feb 1, 2016 11:50

haris pilton: Sep 4, 2014

extra stout posted:

retard masturbator

# ? Feb 1, 2016 13:02

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
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Lol no one is believing you've all dated people guys, you can stop pretending now

# ? Feb 1, 2016 13:10

SOME PIG: Aug 12, 2004; Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

1. Movie theatre usher.
2. Prostitute.

# ? Feb 1, 2016 13:13

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

She was a chef and a dishwasher.

She got tired of it and told me to gently caress off and walked out of the house.

# ? Feb 1, 2016 13:28

The Biscuit: Jul 2, 2007; Half of everything is luck.

Why would you assholes shitcan a girl if she is unemployed (unless they choose not to have a job)?

# ? Feb 1, 2016 13:31

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

She was a chef and a dishwasher.

She got tired of it and told me to gently caress off and walked out of the house.

Nice

# ? Feb 1, 2016 13:40

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

I dunno, they've all had acceptable jobs, they were just lovely people :shrug:

# ? Feb 1, 2016 14:26

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

She was a chef and a dishwasher.

She got tired of it and told me to gently caress off and walked out of the house.

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Jesustheastronaut!: Mar 9, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

Subway sandwich artist

# ? Feb 1, 2016 15:17

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