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one day I was picking up general tso from my favorite haunt, and the owner said "you come here so often. you good customer! what your name?" so I said, my name is matt. one of the line cooks, an illegal immigrant I imagine who cant speak much English overheard me and goes "hohohohoho. Cat! Meow! Pussy!" She started calling me pussy. I realized if I didn't confront her immediately I would be beta cucked so I went up to her and tried to look as intimidating as possible and said "what did you say?" And she just kept saying "no English. I dont know." It was really awkward and I just left. Now whenever I go there she sees me and goes "ohohoh! Pussy boy! Pussy!" It's gone on so long that its too awkward to try to change it. Ive gotten myself into a real pickle this time goons. 
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Couldn't even remind her that you are what you eat. Maybe she's right
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Jan 12, 2016 04:54
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All minions are trash for idiots.
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you sound like forums user "ben smash" except i think they always called him "dogshit" 
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Learn to cook for yourself There's a bunch of recipes for General Tso's chicken online, but you might consider some healthier chicken recipes. Battered and fried chicken has a lot of fat on it, and General Tso's is pretty sugary. Try sautéed or baked chicken instead.
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you should make less threads OP or no threads
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She isn't call you pussy, she is offering you pussy. "Pussy, boy, over here" is what she means.
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Pththya-lyi posted:Learn to cook for yourself I think id like to learn how to cook scallops in chili sauce. That's a drat fine dish Or szechuan tofu
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Jan 12, 2016 05:00
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Go in there next time with an ICE shirt.
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Jan 12, 2016 05:02
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i might not be straight
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sounds like shes neggin u op. whats her HB rating?
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Jan 12, 2016 05:15
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Shut up, pussy!
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Jan 12, 2016 05:19
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I want to believe, OP. I want to believe 
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Jan 12, 2016 05:20
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eat her pussy op
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Beta cucked anyways.
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WatermelonGun posted:eat her pussy op
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order an item that has the word 'gook' in it if there are no options maybe find a better restaurant/cuisine to dine on regularly, chinese food is rubbish only suitable before/after binge drinking Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Jan 12, 2016 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:She isn't call you pussy, she is offering you pussy. "Pussy, boy, over here" is what she means.
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One time on the 4th of July, my super-drunk cholo neighbor staggered over to me and was chatting me up, calling me Chris the whole time. Chris was the name of his other tall, white neighbor. I didn't correct him because he was so staggeringly shitfaced I figured he wouldn't remember, but then the next time he saw he called me Chris and I didn't know what to do because I didn't correct him the last time. He called me Chris for a month or so and I just let it go because he was usually drunk but otherwise cool. Then one time he was talking to my dad about his son Chris and my dad ended up correcting him.
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Jan 12, 2016 06:02
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Chinese food is garbage anyways. just stop ordering and going there, problem solved.
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Yes, but what does sponge Bob have to do with Chinese pussy?
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DaveSplitter posted:Yes, but what does sponge Bob have to do with Chinese pussy? thats not sponge bob thats maggie simepson
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You should have put her in her place, op can't have womenfolk running around thinking they can do whatever they want
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OP one summer I left a poo poo in a Maxwells House coffee can with the lid put back on it on the side of the road and I'm glad to see you found it and repurposed it into a thread.
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Lufiron posted:Chinese food is garbage anyways. just stop ordering and going there, problem solved. I like ma po doufu, noodun, meatball, soup with melin
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I was gonna start my own thread abou tit but do any of you think Sinead O'Connor takes it in the shitter or maybe she did for a while but not when she was famous but then did it again? Noooothing compares Noooothing compareeesss -- + 2U
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Putty posted:you should make less threads OP I would appreciate a gagelion megathread.
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I took a poo poo earlier OP, but it was in a toilet not smeared across the internet with the expectation that people actually look at it.
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why are you so surprised about this random stranger treating you with absolute contempt and not every other person you meet who also treats you with absolute contempt?
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Jan 12, 2016 07:25
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beefart posted:Cunny, it's a gas
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Jan 12, 2016 07:36
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honestly I think she likes you, op like, like likes you
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Jan 12, 2016 08:01
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was she asian post asian hotties
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Nonviolent J posted:was she asian  me larva u long time
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Jan 12, 2016 08:41
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shes hot with that real hottness
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Jan 12, 2016 08:51
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if shes that enthralled with the sight of bugs for dinner than just imagine her catching her first glimpse of your noble anglo unit
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L-Boned posted:Go in there next time with an ICE shirt. Even better just call in ICE on the place. It always worked for me if I didn't feel like breaking up with someone in person.
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1 million crobert bucks to the person who kills gagellion2
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 aw yeeee
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