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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

gagelion2 posted:

one day I was picking up general tso from my favorite haunt, and the owner said "you come here so often. you good customer! what your name?" so I said, my name is matt. one of the line cooks, an illegal immigrant I imagine who cant speak much English overheard me and goes "hohohohoho. Cat! Meow! Pussy!" She started calling me pussy.

I realized if I didn't confront her immediately I would be beta cucked so I went up to her and tried to look as intimidating as possible and said "what did you say?" And she just kept saying "no English. I dont know." It was really awkward and I just left. Now whenever I go there she sees me and goes "ohohoh! Pussy boy! Pussy!"

It's gone on so long that its too awkward to try to change it. Ive gotten myself into a real pickle this time goons.



you are a little pussy. a little pussy bitch boy. you gonna cry pussy? get wet like your mom's vagina last night when i was loving her?

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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Awww. Sounds like somebody is on their period.












Pussy.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0tb2IR475c

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Sheep-Goats posted:

OP one summer I left a poo poo in a Maxwells House coffee can with the lid put back on it on the side of the road and I'm glad to see you found it and repurposed it into a thread.

no wonder my coffee tastes funny

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




TOOT BOOT posted:

no wonder my coffee tastes funny

Are you sure it's not just hazelnut?

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