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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Orkin Mang posted:

im going to kill myself

another small business success story

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


dev286 posted:

A religious items store in which every item is covered in dust

classic drug front imo, ask to see the special incense or inquire if they can turn water into meth

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


you're gonna have to leave your bag with me when you come in the store because you might be a shoplifter

i'm not responsible for your bag so don't come crying to me if someone takes it

what's that? the laptop in your bag is worth more than anything i sell in my lovely store?

wait come back!

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


oh you have a purse? that's cool come on in

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


small businesses are like small penises, their only purpose is to prep the bull, aka walmart

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


does isis count as a small business or are they more like a midcap at this point

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


my accountant suggested i diversify my portfolio by increasing my terrorism-related holdings and i raised my eyebrow and was like "i don't know... let me see the prospectus"

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


EugeneJ posted:

-Guy starts small business

-Small business becomes successful

-Guy gets old, lets his kids take over the business

-Kids are spoiled and worthless, treat the employees like poo poo and run the company into the ground

^ every small business I've ever encountered

shut up dad

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Fat Lowtax posted:

My dad grew up really rich and basically squandered the family fortune before I was born on a loving Bus Emporium or something

sure it looks dumb now but you gotta remember that buses were huge in the 80s, this was back before uber revolutionized overpriced transport

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