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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
*there is a little old lady living in one of the more remote mountain towns*
*owns a Christmas shop*
*has somehow been open for like fifteen years*
*shop is open all year but at weird hours*
*Is it money laundering?*
*Maybe her wealthy husband died and she just wanted to own her own shop?*
*Maybe she just loving loves Christmas?*
*Maybe I'm jealous of that little Christmas lady*

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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
*appoints my dog as 'company mascot' and insists on using him in every local newspaper ad or commercial*

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Juando290 posted:

Please tell me that you are talking about the place up the Mckenzie river...I never understood how that shop in the middle of nowhere exists.

...There's more than one Christmas lady? :tinfoil:

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Our Christmas lady was in the mountains of North Carolina. Complete with a really battered old billboard ad that's been stripped by the weather of fifteen years or whatever. I just checked on Google, she's still open.
I mean, you go, Christmas ladies, enjoy your Christmas passions.

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