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Earlier today a thought hit me while I was taking a leak. Piss can come in a variety of colors depending on what you consume, but would it be possible to achieve a rainbow colored piss stream? I think it would. Alow me to explain: As a child, did you ever do that kitchen science experiment where you pour liquids with different colors and densities into a bottle and shake it, only to have the mixture separate back into different bands of liquid? If not, then I'm sorry that your childhood sucked and it explains why you never became a scientist. Back to the point: what if you took one of these mixtures and drank it? Do you think the liquid density segregation would cause you to have separate colored bands in your urine? Maybe it could be possible, but we'Lloyd never know unless we test the theory. What do you all think? Is it worth a shot?
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Jan 12, 2016 07:24
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get a really bad urinary tract infection so your piss comes out of your swollen infected urethra like a light mist then shine a flashlight through it.
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Jan 12, 2016 07:26
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no but u can fart glitter if ur pack some up ur rectum like a queer cannon. dont believe me? look it up, its a thing (ppl prob get off on it too, gross)
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Jan 12, 2016 07:28
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You can try drinking battery acid.
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Jan 12, 2016 07:30
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Time shots of food coloring so they don't mix in your belly.
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Jan 12, 2016 07:31
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piss through a prism, god, did you never take ap physics
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Jan 12, 2016 07:33
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prime ur 'rethra with dish soap
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Jan 12, 2016 08:16
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Use 7 liquids of different densities, dye them the colors of the rainbow (ROY G BIV is a helpful tip to remember the colors). You could use honey, dishwashing detergent, water, vegetable oil, and rubbing alcohol as a starting point for liquids. Obtain a foley catheter. Disable the NRV (no return valve) on the catheter to permit backflow from the collection bag. Carefully fill the collection bag with your liquids, pouring slowly to avoid mixing. Insert the catheter into your urethera (you may want to consult the goon doctor on how to do this) and slowly squeeze the bag until the bag is empty or you feel your bladder can't hold any more. Slowly get up and walk to the bathroom, cellphone in hand, and record the results.
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Jan 12, 2016 08:18
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Holy gently caress that is a good question OP
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Jan 12, 2016 08:19
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be gay, gays like rainbows
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Jan 12, 2016 08:19
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In any one piss, all the piss is thr same colour in my experience. Anecdotally im gonna say no
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Jan 12, 2016 08:29
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Isaac posted:In any one piss, all the piss is thr same colour in my experience. im in melbourne but my friend is moving to canbera. i hope he dies there, andu tooo
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Jan 12, 2016 08:34
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Thankyou
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Jan 12, 2016 08:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWDUDkBl1Zk
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Jan 12, 2016 08:36
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do pp piss freely or is it common to contract ur pelvic muscles to pressurize the stream, or both - free stream and finished off with some pressure to ensure a complete drain and seal
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Jan 12, 2016 08:56
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Mariana Horchata posted:do pp piss freely or is it common to contract ur pelvic muscles to pressurize the stream, or both - free stream and finished off with some pressure to ensure a complete drain and seal Depends
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Jan 12, 2016 08:59
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Don't drink weird and possibly harmful liquids. Shove a bunch of skittles up your urethra.
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Jan 12, 2016 08:59
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a steady diet of skittles, MnMs, Lucky Charms, and the various flavors of Pucker
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Jan 12, 2016 09:09
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pee is actually just popcorn flavor jizz
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Jan 12, 2016 09:16
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piss comes from your blood op
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Jan 12, 2016 10:03
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soooooommmeeeewwhhheeeerrrreeeee over the piss stream
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Jan 12, 2016 10:19
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Isaac posted:Depends 
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Jan 12, 2016 17:23
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Yes but it would be some dingy, muted yellow palette with a slight gradient.
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