Lutha Mahtin posted:

BJ's is exactly what I thought it would be. BJ's is nothing like I thought it would be. I guess I had no idea what to expect, except that there would be naked women inside. I was correct in this assessment.

I have tried on a couple of occasions to try this place out and it has never worked because they close early. Both other times I stopped in were around midnight and it was closed.

I had some friends in town for the weekend and we had some time to kill before a Twins game so I gave BJ's a shot.

You walk in to a room with pool tables, darts, and video games. Then walk up a couple steps to the bar area. It looks like a typical dive bar, circular bar in the center of the room. Stage behind the bar, but no places to sit around stage. You can either sit at the bar or one of a dozen or so tables.

You can get booze and beer at BJs. Drinks are reasonable for a naked place. I recall beers were $4 and mixed drinks were $5-6.

There is no cover charge at BJs.

If you want to get close to the strippers, there is a place to stand at either end of the stage. You belly up to the stage, plop down of fiver and you get a minute or two standing table dance.

I was happy with this situation. It was a better dance than what you would get putting a buck down at sniffer's row at most clubs, and pretty comparable to what you would get at a table dance. One of the big reasons that I don't usually buy table dances is that I don't want to drop $20 bucks for a 3 minute dance. But $5 for 90 seconds ain't that bad.

They have 4 dancers working at a time. Of the four, one was unbelievably hot, as in like a 10. Two were good, as in better than an average stripper at an average strip club. One of the ladies was about 50 and pretty saggy and wrinkly, but not entirely unattractive.

My crew stuck out at BJs. The typical patron at BJ's is man from 45-60, someone who probably has a motorcycle, a non-ironic handlebar mustache, probably served a couple years in prison for a cocaine or assault conviction, and likely has some tattoos. With that said, I didn't really feel out of place or unwelcome.

Their men's room has one toilet, no stall, no lock. Apparently, they had problem with patrons using drugs in the bathroom before.

Also, the strippers do not solicit dances. If you want a dance, you go to the stage, you are not pestered by strippers.

It was surprisingly busy at 2 p.m. on a Friday afternoon, something like 30 guys in there.

whoflungpoop posted:

Bip Roberts posted:

I really like the reviews for Seventh Veil as mentioned in the hit song "Girls Girls Girls" Oh yeahhh.

Hell Yeah posted:

pubie's pawg house lol

SteveVizsla posted:

Porn booth janitor is not a profession I realized existed. I can't decide if that's bottom of the barrel of janitorial options or the dream job.

Bip Roberts posted:

I really like the reviews for Seventh Veil as mentioned in the hit song "Girls Girls Girls" Oh yeahhh.

Trig Discipline posted:

whoflungpoop posted:

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Worst place ever. Took a friend out for one last hurrah... He has terminal cancer (and this was told to management), so we came for his good time. We arranged for his personal dances and his dancer was giving him one last "time". Then some bleachy blonde fully dressed chick walks through, throws a look and has the bouncer come tap her out. They send her home for inappropriate behavior... In a strip club... and doesn't have to sense, professionalism, or courtesy to explain to her paying guest. I guess she has a money tree.
Round two.... Bourbon street got hundreds and my friend so happy he thinks he might make it.

Sir_Charles posted:

whoflungpoop posted:

Propaganda Hour posted:

Lowly posted:

Snail tracks

whoflungpoop posted:

I.C. posted:

and smoking on a bench with some of the meaner waitresses. This was a really long time ago I guess because you could still smoke inside. Since it was all nude it was BYOB so all the bar sold was $10 cups of cranberry juice and bags of Fritos and buckets of ice, and turns out I'm not good at hustling people to buy those things.

4/5 stars. Travel back in time and ask for Holly Wood and tell them Karen sent you.

Larry Parrish posted:

What's the crowd to keep away. Yankees and West Coast types? All the black guys and latinos from Texas/the South I know like country music.

whoflungpoop posted:

Lowly posted:

Snail tracks

Blind Rasputin posted:

Holy loving poo poo lol. "The old lady".

This thread is way too good. When people just copy/paste stuff as a post it's hard to tell if it's a Yelp review or a life experience of theirs.

whoflungpoop posted:

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ContraBoss posted:

I grew up in Anchorage and occasionally went to this place. It's really hit or miss. One of my best friends performed on amateur night and she won first place.

Cowboy Pope posted:

Please enjoy these many many words about a failed swinger club that Ron Jeremy decided to attach his name to. These are different reviews I did t bother to format but they're probably all the same guy

Finally! Closed for good! A business run by a fascist and a liar needs to die. Only thing left is to see him brought up on charges and carted off to jail. One can only hope. After four years of supporting as a volunteer and promoting that place to my friends and acquaintances, I became public enemy number one when I forced the management to enforce their policy regarding harassing and predatory behavior by a repeat offender. Of course, after making an example out of me and setting a tone of what happens to men who have a complaint about someone repeatedly stalking them and their date, the management really cracked down on the staff, informing them to watch and report any creepy behavior right away and to take all complaints seriously. Something that wouldn't have been necessary if my claims held no validity. After I was out of the picture, management really stepped up their game. Too bad I had to be the bad guy to help make the place safer for women. KARMA, BABY! That's what happens. There truly is balance in the universe. Good riddance to bad rubbish. Five years of my life I wish I could get back.

The owner Paul Seso is a fascist who has openly stated that "as a small business owner" has the right to dictate what others say. And god help you if you speak out against any of the predators who frequent his fine establishment! If you do so you will incur the wraith of Paul.
AVOID THIS COMMUNIST SAFE HAVEN FOR PREDATORS!!!!! You honestly do not know what kind of low life you will meet, you will have no rights of speech or safety, and you will be punished for being a victim!

DISCLAIMER:
I in no way have, are, will, and/or intending to state myself as a representative of Ron Jeremy's Club Sesso. Nor am I stating threats and/or accusations towards Ron Jeremy's Club Sesso. I am clearly expressing my First Amendment Right to convey a story and its details of what happened while at the location.

I would like to state that not once have we seen, read, and/or heard of anything stating that any U.S. citizen is exempt from being bound to respect and honor another citizens first amendment rights. If such an exemption exists, please message me info on said information and a possible link to the web site where we can confirm this information?

This is an account of, per the club rules, an illegal action made towards me and a concerned party and the results of that encounter that later ensued involving management of the club.

One evening while at the location in question my girlfriend was hit-on while she was in the locker/shower area of the club by a member who was working as a volunteer staff person. That member was aware of who she was, who I was, and had known from past experience extending back two years to maintain a professional distance from us. This directive was made quite clear to him after a negative altercation that is too lengthy and irrelevant to bother going into here. Knowing full well that approaching my girlfriend would start trouble he proceeded to commit the act anyway since management was not in the vicinity to see him do it. I chose to confront him in the presence of management and others within earshot to verbally remind him that he is to leave us alone and stay away. My approach was dramatic and I was chastised outside the club by management for making a scene. In order to help quiet things down, we both offered to leave but were immediately told, in a friendly but stern way, by one of the management, "You are not leaving this club." We went back inside and ten minutes later, due to the incident causing some chatter among a few members, it was decided, by management, that it would be best if my girlfriend and I left the premises and not return for a week in order to let the dust settle, as it were. (A temporary seven-day ban.) We politely agreed and complied with the request. I documented the incident in a user-owned/managed group as my way of informing those who may cross paths with that particular member and to remind others that management needs to know when someone in the club is interfering with their having a positive experience in the establishment. I made no claims towards the club that I was going to file with a court towards the club. I was merely expressing my feelings on the situation and how the club rules apply and why. Not once did I present myself as a representative of the club or did I state that I was speaking on the behalf of the club. I merely stated that this happened while I was at the club."Someone" saw the post in the private group, copied the post and emailed it to the owners of the club. Last Jan. 24th, 2014, I received an email from the main owner of the club full of accusations and informing me my membership was permanently revoked.

And to this day the club owner has made no attempts to properly clarify or professionally explain his actions. Also, to my understanding, no action whatsoever has been taken towards the club member who on more than one occasion has violated the rules of the club. Apparently it is the right of the club owner to reprimand it's members who speak out against someone who is doing something wrong towards another club member. Not to mention having the authority to deny the rights of his patrons, and non club members who provide a forum for people to voice their concerns, as he sees fit, based on the fact that he is a small business owner.

UPDATE: Although irrelevant now that the business is closed down, I wish to address the owner accusing me of overly-assertive behavior, intoxicated antics, and overstepping. The owner and managers have never documented any incident where I have ever exhibited intoxicated behavior while on the premises. I never drink in excess. They have never documented any overly assertive behavior and all other accusations where I supposedly have been such a problem simply don't exist and I have asked at least twice for proof of these incidents. Admittedly, there have been rare occasions when a minor issue of a patron using his cellphone or bad behavior of other guests were reported but I have never had to report stalkish and predatory behavior but this one time concerning a staff member with a history of the same complaints from others. I have emails dating two years prior from multiple members warning the owner of the troublemaker. The owner replied that he did not feel it necessary to take any action. It was only a matter of time before the perpetrator would push the envelope too far. Now not only is the former owner a liar but also a loser, as well.

Propaganda Hour posted:

I still live in Anchorage and have the same story lol

Wild T posted:

I used to be stationed there five years ago and ABC's was our usual Saturday spot. My buddy was dating Dia for a bit, actually. I'm heading back there in four months or so and will probably go back to see titties.

Darth123123 posted:

Why would you bring your wife/SO to a strip club.

Darth123123 posted:

Why would you bring your wife/SO to a strip club.

vyst posted:

Because you want her to know your options

whoflungpoop posted: