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Haley has nice tits
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Jan 18, 2016 03:39
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That is hilarious. I imagine the guy, for a half a second, thinking "I wonder if Haley would let her..." and looking over at her seething at him.
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Jan 18, 2016 03:40
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Darth123123 posted:Haley has nice tits agreed no need to go to the club
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Jan 18, 2016 03:41
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Blue Train posted:agreed no need to go to the club I want to see her 9 other reviews
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Jan 18, 2016 06:10
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I want to be Manager Craig
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Jan 18, 2016 06:19
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Lutha Mahtin posted:oh wow there are a lot of reviews for the hip "sex positive" sex toy shop here in town This is the place that got in trouble because some charter school brought their kids to it on a field trip. http://www.startribune.com/after-students-visit-minneapolis-inspectors-say-smitten-kitten-sex-toy-store-violated-city-code/305892001/
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Jan 18, 2016 06:29
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Had a buddy visiting from the east coast who was intrigued by the fact they screen hentai so we made plans to pay a visit that Sunday night, which is not only the night of the week they have hentai for 2 hours before they close, but also happened to be my wife's birthday (coolest wife ever btw.) While me and my wife can be fairly adventurous, we really just wanted to give my friend a peek at what still exists of sleazy Portland with us all keeping our clothes on. Based on the reviews on here, it sounded like we were going to be contending with people trying to jizz on us as an indifferent staff watches and smokes crack from behind a sheet of bulletproof glass and flippantly refuses to give a tour or any information. We ended up showing up about 15 mins before close, and chalk it up to low expectations, but the clerk there ended up being much more friendly and helpful than we expected. They apparently don't run the hentai unless someone asks so he started it just for us, let us hang out in the couple's section even though there were the 3 of us, saying normally it wouldn't be allowed but no one was in there and he didn't want my wife getting harassed by the other guys in the main section (unless we were into that.) At midnight, the clerk promptly booted out the guys in the place but told us he was mainly doing that because they were paying too much attention to my wife and we could stay while he counted his till, so we were able to finish watching the hentai, which obviously knowing how a hentai ends is key to the enjoyment of one  On our way out the clerk told us about what its like on weekends and my friend's mind was blown a place like this could legally exist in America. I would say I would much sooner go back for the $10 admission to be naughty with the wife over the 60 to get into sesso, but we sort of prefer a seedy, divey, ambiance to overpriced, tacky, "upscale" clubs (give me grimey over douchey anyday.) While pretty rundown looking, the seat covers seemed laundered and the floor clear of bodily fluids. And the creeps never got too close, but compared to sesso you're definitely going to need to be prepared to provide your own security in this place if planning to do anything with a female. But still, I just want to close with a simple call to hands here, homeless guys have to masturbate too, people, let's show some humanity!
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Jan 18, 2016 06:44
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Just taking the wife to watch hentai at a seedy club for the lols
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Jan 18, 2016 06:51
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Zzulu posted:Just taking the wife to watch hentai at a seedy club for the lols thats when you konw it's true love.
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Jan 18, 2016 06:52
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Cowboy Pope posted:But still, I just want to close with a simple call to hands here, homeless guys have to masturbate too, people, let's show some humanity! yeah come down off your cross there mother teresa, i was jerking off homeless dudes when you were still in diapers
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Jan 18, 2016 07:19
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Fat people naked everywhere. Played pool with a midget porn star... 3 stars.
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Jan 18, 2016 07:31
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Zzulu posted:Just taking the wife to watch hentai at a seedy club for the lols on her birthday
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Jan 18, 2016 07:41
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Zzulu posted:Just taking the wife to watch hentai at a seedy club for the lols I guess you both must be Taxi Driver fans
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Jan 18, 2016 07:54
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The Grey posted:This is the place that got in trouble because some charter school brought their kids to it on a field trip. that was the dumbest "controversy". it was a hippie school and the parents had all signed off on it but some of them were poo poo parents who didn't actually read what they signed, right?
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William Bear posted:It also helps to not be totally oblivious about Man's Country: More from this one: quote:Let me make this short. After spending 90 minutes practically alone on the entire 1st floor at 10 pm on a Friday night, I finally decided to hightail it out of there. As I make my way through the lobby, the towel troll was checking in a trio of WOMEN.
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Jan 18, 2016 09:38
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I checked Man's Country on Google Maps and hilariously enough it's right next to a place called the Sausage Restaurant
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Jan 18, 2016 09:57
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:ah, the Baltimore hustlers club i went there years ago and the strippers were climbing the poles like 20 feet into the air and stuff and swinging around up there. those girls were hot AND athletic. bill is a loving liar.
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Jan 18, 2016 10:15
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etalian posted:I checked Man's Country on Google Maps and hilariously enough it's right next to a place called the Sausage Restaurant No Man's Country for Old Sausage Restaurant
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Jan 18, 2016 10:59
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I read on Google reviews that I would get HIV. I did not get HIV, only lots of free booze. Slight disappointment
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Jan 18, 2016 14:52
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Golden Bee posted:We wandered by on a Friday evening and were intercepted by a smoking-hot muscular man in a jockstrap, knee pads, and a minimum of Baseball gear. He posed for a couple of scandalous photos and we were on our way. Cowboy Pope posted:Had a buddy visiting from the east coast who was intrigued by the fact they screen hentai
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Jan 18, 2016 15:58
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Necros posted:i went there years ago and the strippers were climbing the poles like 20 feet into the air and stuff and swinging around up there. those girls were hot AND athletic. bill is a loving liar. That club has a climbing contest in which you try to race against a stripper to the top of the pole. Strippers usually win this race for some reason.
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Jan 18, 2016 17:52
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etalian posted:That club has a climbing contest in which you try to race against a stripper to the top of the pole. Probably because the only challengers are fat pieces of poo poo with beer guts, and the girls weigh 100 pounds wet and have a job that requires them to move.
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Jan 18, 2016 18:49
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Wow you solved the mystery  Good job.
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Jan 18, 2016 18:51
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Jan 18, 2016 20:48
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Windows 98 posted:Probably because the only challengers are fat pieces of poo poo with beer guts, and the girls weigh 100 pounds wet and have a job that requires them to move. the girls are fit as hell. they had a girl there that was also like 6'5" and wearing 6" heels. one of my friends paid for a dance for me from her and as im walking back this bouncer was eyeing me up. i dunno what he thought i would be able to do if i decided to get rowdy. she could just hold her arm out and put her hand on the top of my head as i windmill punched the air like when your little brother tries to fight you.
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Jan 18, 2016 20:55
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(four stars) The safe word for this review is OMEGABOOTY. And once you read this word for the second time, it signals that it's time to stop. (It's an amalgamation of two words, aight?) A couple months ago, while driving down Hennepin Ave in traffic, I stopped by this establishment (formerly known as Plan B) to send out an important e-mail on time. I also saw it as an opportunity to check out their cold press and grab a small bite. There are several things I didn't realize until I stepped inside: I. RISQUE LEATHER PRODUCTS: I honestly thought I would walk into an establishment that sold leather wallets, gloves, shoes, and the like, in addition to a cafe. To my surprise, this biz caters to the subset of our population that likes, I think, bondage. (I would search for the precise descriptor word, but frankly, I'm on my work computer and anything NSFW is not A-OK. LOL!) What am I talking about? You know, products such as domineering whips, cuffs, and body leashes for humans. And for the record, no, I'm not into that stuff. I have eczema/ sensitive skin and that would be too painful! #sorryifthatstmi On the real, though, if you're into that, no judging. II. DÉCOR: They have a good number of provocative pictures hung about that personally make me feel uncomfortable. For example, there's a picture of a dude sitting in-between two urinals in the bathroom. I mean, I'm not exactly sure what that's about.. Yeah... Not to mention, that's just nasty, yo. lol. I get the biz is trying to appeal to a certain group, but they are also pushing other people away. III. MUSIC: I dig laid-back electro beats that play at a reasonable sound level. No issues there. IV. WEBSITE: Their website primarily advertises that Twin Cities Leather and Latte mainly sells bondage products, however, the actual establishment balances the two well. Their website could include a menu or something. V. FOOD AND DRINK: How do their coffee and treats stack up? Well, actually, pretty drat good. *Cold Press: No acidic aftertaste. Just pure caffeinated awesomeness at a price similar to other joints in Uptown. (I think around $4?) **Lemon Bar: Although it had a weird aftertaste, it was plenty tart. (Maybe a couple bucks?) VI. WIFI: Solid. Ask for a temporary password at the counter. VII. OVERALL: I am not sure if I would return to Twin Cities Leather and Latte -- just because I feel uncomfortable and that's not my thing -- but I can't front about their cold press. I also won't hold my uncomfortableness against them, since they make others feel welcome. I guess, it balances out. OMEGABOOTY
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Jan 18, 2016 22:13
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(two stars) I really want it to love it, and it was starting great, but at the end we were getting angry . First thing we bought a $80 vip ticket for our bachelorette which includes hot seat, tiara, dance on stage, a picture with the dancers and they give us one more dance on stage on a house but in reality she got one dance and it was the worst dance of all of them . She is pregnant and the guy was taking her delivery, after he throw the baby on the floor wooooooww,really. We didn't got the second dance at all,we didn't got the tiara ever, also if you wanna have fun take a seat on the first row ,because the guys are not really coming on the second row and we did had like $200 on the table, I hade $65 and I left with $40 and most of the money I was giving to the girls in front. Don't take me wrong the guys are hot and dance amazing but they can make twice much money if they will give attention to all girls . Also the quality of the picture,come on my phone does much better and people pay for it $10 So if you want to come remember don't buy VIPs seat , stay on the front row and do pictures with your phone if it's a good model the picture will be much better.
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Jan 18, 2016 22:15
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Windows 98 posted:Probably because the only challengers are fat pieces of poo poo with beer guts, and the girls weigh 100 pounds wet and have a job that requires them to move. Probably the best laugh I ever had at a strip club was the time this overweight banker looking guy tried to beat the girls in the race and fell off the pole getting a big concussion.
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Jan 18, 2016 23:13
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The website blatantly lies, this is not a full nude gentlemen's club and the women are more like pre-pubescent teens. If that is your thing by all means go, otherwise find another venue.
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Jan 18, 2016 23:19
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Goddammit I signed up for yelp just for this thread. I do not regret it I try to check out this place but you can't go in if you're wearing a hat, WTF??? You have naked women but you don't allow hats??? Thats so stupid.... You guys are losing $$$$$$$$$$$$ ChrisHansen fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Jan 18, 2016 |
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Jan 18, 2016 23:20
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ChrisHansen posted:I try to check out this place but you can't go in if you're wearing a hat, WTF??? You have naked women but you don't allow hats??? Thats so stupid.... You guys are losing $$$$$$$$$$$$ a no-hat policy is an unsubtle way for the owners to say they are trying to keep a certain element from coming into their clubs
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Jan 18, 2016 23:49
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I don't understand do black people have a reputation for poor behavior at strip clubs or something
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Jan 18, 2016 23:58
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TOOT BOOT posted:I don't understand do black people have a reputation for poor behavior at strip clubs or something not black people..... magicians. those sly basterds with their top hats, using slight of hand to cop secret feels. keep them out of any respectable gentleman's establishment. or it could be the stereotype that black people dont tip, but my moneys on the magicians.
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Lutha Mahtin posted:a no-hat policy is an unsubtle way for the owners to say they are trying to keep a certain element from coming into their clubs Fedora-wearing neckbeards?
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Jan 19, 2016 00:10
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TOOT BOOT posted:I don't understand do black people have a reputation for poor behavior at strip clubs or something their bestial lust for the white woman makes them a danger to the girls and everyone around them
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Jan 19, 2016 00:30
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Aleph Null posted:Fedora-wearing neckbeards? no, they're trying to keep away "undesirables". you know, "those" people. the type of "potential criminal" you might nowadays hear an american refer to as a "thug"
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ChrisHansen posted:Goddammit I signed up for yelp just for this thread. I do not regret it The app is p cool. Try the monocle feature on your phone on a busy street.
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