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gagelion2
Dec 8, 2015

by Shine
i need to know. my doctor asked me if i was a heavy drinker and i said im not sure.

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
You're only an alcoholic if you feel like one, don't sweat the details.

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
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gagelion2 posted:

i need to know. my doctor asked me if i was a heavy drinker and i said im not sure.

You're stupid, that's for sure.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
What flavor?

gagelion2
Dec 8, 2015

by Shine

Arian_Samurai posted:

What flavor?

blue raspberry or peaches and cream.

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
so you're just hoping gene splicer hasn't noticed your poo poo threads again yet is that it

old-timey newspaper gal
Feb 23, 2005
What the hell is a "MD 20/20"? Sounds like something weak sauce so i bet you are good my man.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Is Mad Dog still popular with all the underage alchoholics?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
If it ain't the color of jukebox lights , it ain't the dog.

gagelion2
Dec 8, 2015

by Shine

rabble rabble posted:

so you're just hoping gene splicer hasn't noticed your poo poo threads again yet is that it

it's a new year, and that means a new gagelion. you'l notice i've only posted discussion provoking, thoughtful threads, and nothing manosphere related.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
yes you are an alcoholic if fortified wine has ever touched your lips

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

nomadologique posted:

yes you are an alcoholic if fortified wine has ever touched your lips

I think that may be a little overly broad.

I would say that if you can and do drink any amount of MD any warmer than 35 degrees F you are an alcoholic.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Hot Jam posted:

What the hell is a "MD 20/20"? Sounds like something weak sauce so i bet you are good my man.

Just look at this shameful square.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
What is fortified wine fortified with? Vitamins and minerals? If so that sounds like a healthy snack and I wouldn't worry.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
orange jubilee my good man :five:

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I think port and sherry are fortified with brandy. MD 2020 is a flavored drink fortified with a grain spirit.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Germstore posted:

What is fortified wine fortified with? Vitamins and minerals? If so that sounds like a healthy snack and I wouldn't worry.

I drink nothing but Vitamin Wine myself.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Alcoholism isn't determined by the amount you drink or the frequency you drink, but by the consequences that come to bear from your drinking. Also if you drink sake, that poo poo makes you a manimal.

Admiral_eX_laX
Jul 8, 2009

Historically Inaccurate
No, just frugal. Put those savings into a retirement fund.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

it's not so m uch the amount of alcohol as it is the fact that it's mad dog

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
you would drink mad dog you pathetic loser

just skip the bullshit and drink listerine

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32bdevGClD4

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

how many empty bottles of boones farm can i shove in the drop ceiling of the waiting room at the free clinic before it gives way

asking for a friend

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I drink a lot of Bota Box wine. My spirit animal is a middle aged house wife.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
double fisting bottles of night train atm

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i get an MPG higher than most sedans based off the gas I huff

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

gagelion2 posted:

it's a new year, and that means a new gagelion. you'l notice i've only posted discussion provoking, thoughtful threads, and nothing manosphere related.

you have five threads on the front page and they are all terrible, go gently caress yourself

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Smash it Smash hit posted:

orange jubilee my good man :five:

oh god I had forgotten entirely that I used to drink Orange Jubilee mixed half and half with Steel Reserve, typically blended up right in the laundromat where we drank it. :cheers::barf:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
You can be anything you wanna be OP.



Outside of a good poster, it appears

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





yes pls get help OP. I'll be praying for you.

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
do you have schizophrenia?

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Myron Baloney posted:

oh god I had forgotten entirely that I used to drink Orange Jubilee mixed half and half with Steel Reserve, typically blended up right in the laundromat where we drank it. :cheers::barf:

holy crap I forgot this used to be a thing

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