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gagelion2
Dec 8, 2015

by Shine
he looks like sad pepe now



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STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
no did he go missing?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I've never seen him in my entire life.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I was always kinda bummed that he chased such low quality tang.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I love his little chinese eyes.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
He ain't a tiger, he a cheetah

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i am tiger weoods

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
lot of pressu re to be the best ever and everyone thought he would live up to it and then he started to not live up to it and all that pressure collapsed him into a crumbled tin can of a man

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Goddamnit the one black golfer. Now he's loving whores and bloated af. Black do crack apparantly.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I can only relate to things through the medium of meme faces.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

nomadologique posted:

lot of pressu re to be the best ever and everyone thought he would live up to it and then he started to not live up to it and all that pressure collapsed him into a crumbled tin can of a man

I think he spiraled down after he hosed a lady that wasn't his wife

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Goddamnit the one black golfer. Now he's loving whores and bloated af. Black do crack apparantly.

Vijay Singh is still kicking.

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
I'm a sex addict, too. I feel bad for him.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Just because a golfer is brown doesn't make golf any less boring

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I kind of like golf, it's sort of like a single player campaign in RL sports (most of them are multiplayer only).
You can play it co op too which is usually more fun.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
not as sad as your peepee op

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

InterFaced posted:

Just because a golfer is brown doesn't make golf any less boring

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
please call ur mom, tiger, she's lookijng for you

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
a depressed, bloated man who is now a failure at his chosen profession still lives a more fulfilling life than the op, because tiger woods sometimes meets people who dont despise him on sight.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



He looks like who?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


didn't he win a tournament while dead or something, forgive the golf lingo but that's a "home run" in my book

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
He was good until his father was murdered and he retired for awhile to play tennis

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

He was good until his father was murdered and he retired for awhile to play tennis

What a loving idiot. Are you serious right now? That was Derek Jeter, dumb rear end. And it was baseball to hockey. Ffs.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

gagelion2 posted:

he looks like sad pepe now





lol

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
Everyone who got mad at Tiger Woods for getting his dick sucked is a loving human being

Motherfucking hits the golf with the golf stick and it goes in the little hole

Who gives a gently caress who he fucks

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I like how the hairs on his head look like the hairs on the underside of my nutsack

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Everyone who got mad at Tiger Woods for getting his dick sucked is a loving human being

Motherfucking hits the golf with the golf stick and it goes in the little hole

Who gives a gently caress who he fucks

same but bill clinton

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

even with all the money and vagina man cannot find happiness

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Mr. Pumroy posted:

even with all the money and vagina man cannot find happiness

the 18th hole of life is love and i'm stuck in the loving rough

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

lol a striking resemblance OP

i hope tiger is ok

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Everyone who got mad at Tiger Woods for getting his dick sucked is a loving human being

Motherfucking hits the golf with the golf stick and it goes in the little hole

Who gives a gently caress who he fucks

Tiger needs to suck Butch Harmons dick so he can learn how to swing a god drat club again.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
after the sex scandal he should have become "evil tiger", grew a beard and always wear all black.
and yell at people on the golf course and poo poo like that

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Goddamnit the one black golfer. Now he's loving whores and bloated af. Black do crack apparantly.

Blasian... ain't amazin'.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
Que Sucio

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Tiger Woods is the rarest of pepes

cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

I think I saw him on that one episode of king of the hill with all of the asian people

I think the episode was about bananas or something

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

a bone to pick posted:

same but bill clinton

Lol we threw our lot in with a warmongering shithead because bill got his willy slick

He was so bad we elected a black guy because there was no way he could screw worse lol

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003
HOLY SHIT I JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT BIRDS IN CAGES. DID YOU KNOW PUTTING BIRDS IN CAGES MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER? CAUSE IT DOES AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. I ALSO WANT YOU TO KISS YOURSELF IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PUTTING A BIRD IN A CAGE.
I assumed he was off somewhere spending his tens of millions of dollars in semi retirement.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





He has had sex with like 1,000+ extremely hot women. Guess that wears on a man.

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