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JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Most old dudes play golf when they retire, but what does Mr. woods do if he's retiring from golf?!?

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Most old dudes play golf when they retire, but what does Mr. woods do if he's retiring from golf?!?

tax evasion

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

City of Tampa posted:

after the sex scandal he should have become "evil tiger", grew a beard and always wear all black.
and yell at people on the golf course and poo poo like that

this woudl have been cool as heck

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Mange Mite posted:

this woudl have been cool as heck

naem
May 29, 2011

Pawn 17 posted:

He has had sex with like 1,000+ extremely hot women. Guess that wears on a man.

Yeah gosh I really feel for him

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Everyone who got mad at Tiger Woods for getting his dick sucked is a loving human being

Motherfucking hits the golf with the golf stick and it goes in the little hole

Who gives a gently caress who he fucks

Well, I'd say his wife had a case to be angry, dunno

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
He fell victim to the black man's greatest weakness - the white woman

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


City of Tampa posted:

after the sex scandal he should have become "evil tiger", grew a beard and always wear all black.
and yell at people on the golf course and poo poo like that

plays with black clubs and red balls which he always banks off the other golfer's faces from clear across the course before landing a devastating hole-in-one

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
hes going to turn into mister miagi when hes done... sit back and enjoy the ride

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Mange Mite posted:

He fell victim to the black man's greatest weakness - the white woman

there but for social ineptitude go i

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

ploughing that nordic snowboard chick is hard work and takes a toll on a man's body

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Pawn 17 posted:

He has had sex with like 1,000+ extremely hot women. Guess that wears on a man.

Dude did you even see that Bennigans waitress

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Pawn 17 posted:

He has had sex with like 1,000+ extremely hot women. Guess that wears on a man.

I've jerked off more than 1000+ and I'm ok? Your argument seems flimsy

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Dave_Indeed posted:

Tiger needs to suck Butch Harmons dick so he can learn how to swing a god drat club again.
doesn't matter anymore. his body is rekt

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Ash1138 posted:

doesn't matter anymore. his body is rekt

His body isn't the problem. Tiger is jacked as gently caress. His mind broke and he psychs himself out so bad.

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Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

City of Tampa posted:

after the sex scandal he should have become "evil tiger", grew a beard and always wear all black.
and yell at people on the golf course and poo poo like that

it's hard to do a supervillian makeover when everyone in the world knows your ex-wife tried to murk you with your own golf clubs

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