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I say I say Meridith, not only was the lamb cutlet over-cooked, one of the lower deck miscreants almost looked me in the eye! This voyage could hardly get any worse!!
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get the gently caress out of my way idiot, dont you know this is the titanic?!? its gonna sink! oh god
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Jan 12, 2016 19:41
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holy poo poo I'm on the titanic CAPTAIN CAPTAIN, THIS SHIP IS GONNA loving SINK UNLESS YOU TURN IT AROUND *am thrown overboard for foul language* e:fb
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Jan 12, 2016 19:41
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gently caress I WISH I WASNT SO POOR AND IRISH
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Jan 12, 2016 19:41
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*7 beers later* YEA AT LEAST IM NOT ENGLISH AND GAY
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Jan 12, 2016 19:42
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*draws picture of own dick* hey rose look at this
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Jan 12, 2016 19:43
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I tell ice puns to everyone I come accross
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Jan 12, 2016 19:43
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Jan 12, 2016 19:43
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Why does my car smell like Kate Winslet's oval office?
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Jan 12, 2016 19:44
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*is a dumb old lady* LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
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Jan 12, 2016 19:44
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SciFiDownBeat posted:holy poo poo I'm on the titanic ok listen here bub if theres one thing i learned from the terminator its that you cant change poo poo in the past so if you turn the ship around you loving DOOMED US ALL, SPACE PRICK
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Jan 12, 2016 19:45
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"i'm gay as gently caress"
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dreezy posted:I say I say Meridith, not only was the lamb cutlet over-cooked, one of the lower deck miscreants almost looked me in the eye! This voyage could hardly get any worse!! It feels like I'm there.
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Digital Fingers posted:"i'm gay as gently caress" saaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *hits propeller comically*
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Jan 12, 2016 19:46
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You put cream in my pants? I'll put cream in your pants! *drowns*
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Jan 12, 2016 19:46
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I stand in various spots on the ship near people and wistfully mutter to myself, "Surely, not even God Himself could sink this ship." over and over again.
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Jan 12, 2016 19:47
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lol we hit an iceberg welp *shits self*
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Jan 12, 2016 19:48
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*gluglugluglugluglugluglugluglugluglug*Ican'tbreath*gluglugluglugluglugluglug Dies*
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Jan 12, 2016 19:49
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Jan 12, 2016 19:50
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oh boy papa! we're finally going to america! its a dream come true, papa! there's no pussy in america, papa!
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Jan 12, 2016 19:50
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Ice to see you (im teh iceberg)
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Jan 12, 2016 19:51
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I've finally saved enough to start a new life in America! I cannot wait to see what life has in store for me next! *stares wistfully over the deck railings as the boat departs*
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Jan 12, 2016 19:52
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Thatsa hot tomali! (im the iceberg)
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Jan 12, 2016 19:52
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Jan 12, 2016 19:53
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Jan 12, 2016 19:54
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Meridith they say the lifeboats are women and children first so I am going to be the worlds first transgender and you will be my lesbian wife. Hopefully they will get that guy from the Les Mis movie to play me in my biopic.
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Jan 12, 2016 19:54
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i dont have to role play im on a sinking ship. i post on the somethingawful forums.
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Jan 12, 2016 19:54
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ICE CANT BEND STEEL BEAMS TITANIC WAS AN INSIDE JOB
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Mad Monk posted:Cast fireball at icebeg. That'sa spicy meatball (Im still the iceberg)
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Quote-Unquote posted:That'sa spicy meatball drat, only had one memorized for the day...looks like we still die.
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Jan 12, 2016 19:55
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(from the top of mt. hermon in mwa ha ha! the gentiles think their boat is unsinkable, do they!? send the ice golem! mwa ha ha!
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Jan 12, 2016 19:55
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This is a pathetic ship. If I were to make a ship, it would haul an amazing amount of cargo! Songs would be sung of it! Edmund Fitzgerald I'd name it!
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Jan 12, 2016 19:56
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dreezy posted:Meridith they say the lifeboats are women and children first so I am going to be the worlds first transgender and you will be my lesbian wife. Hopefully they will get that guy from the Les Mis movie to play me in my biopic. i hate you
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Jan 12, 2016 19:56
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Can I at least indiscriminantly murder the rich before I drown?
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*goes around calling it a 'boat' to everyone, ignorantly, and loudly*
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A misanthrope posted:i dont have to role play im on a sinking ship. i post on the somethingawful forums. Lol
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Jan 12, 2016 19:58
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Rolls SUCCESS: Attack on Women Rolls SUCCESS: CRITICAL HIT, OVERBOARD: Attack on Children Rolls SUCCESS: Stealing their lifeboat
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