|
when a gay hits on me i usually do the honorable thing and have sex with them only if they're hot too ofc
|
#
?
Jan 13, 2016 17:39
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 20, 2024 02:26 |
|
|
I got hit on by a barista at Starbucks a few years back. I was flattered, but respectfully declined.
|
|
#
?
Jan 13, 2016 17:39
|
|
|
A little gay man in Bangkok took a fancy to me and would sneak up and attach himself to me by fastening his hands around my waist like a kid in a Christmas movie. I'd peel him off and shoe him away and he'd take forty minutes or so and try it again. It was a little annoying.
|
|
#
?
Jan 13, 2016 17:42
|
|
|
Same as I would if a hetero woman did. I guess, I don't know.  
|
|
#
?
Jan 13, 2016 17:48
|
|
|
Control Volume posted:i'd probably try to get their number and/or suck their dick 867-5309 call me anytime 
|
|
#
?
Jan 13, 2016 17:51
|
|
|
I gently caress them if they are hot because I am also gay. I do not hit on guys I know are straight because I think that is disrespectful.
|
|
#
?
Jan 13, 2016 17:51
|
|
|
Hector Beerlioz posted:I'd assume they'd have enough sense to not fag up grandma's nice tablecloth. What I'm saying is that if any buggery were to occur cleaning up the mess would be as simple as a few wipes with a dishrag.
|
|
#
?
Jan 13, 2016 17:51
|
|
|
Confused because I am very ugly and unlikable
|
|
#
?
Jan 13, 2016 17:57
|
|
|
ClamdestineBoyster posted:A lot of times people completely ignore the poo poo I say and don't pick up on social cues so they aren't talking to me anymore they're just talking to themselves like a crazy person. you've just described my relationship with my wife
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 00:53
|
|
|
I always feel surprised and flattered. Sadly, the lesbians around here generally have the disposition of a rabid Volvo and look like melted refrigerators packed into flannel shirts, so there's no likelihood of any surprise three way action on the homefront with Mr Flynn. Now, if the lesbians around here looked like Catherine Deneuve....
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 01:08
|
|
|
I had a guy hit on me when i was actually with my gf and he kept telling me i looked like hugh grant and buying me drinks without asking if i wanted one, i mean we were in a gay bar but only to pick up chicks.
|
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 01:08
|
|
|
There was that time that I met my current fiance, and found out immediately after that one of my best friends had been love with me for years and that he was crushed. Oh, and that he had liver cancer. That was the fun part.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 02:05
|
|
|
I wake up in bed the next morning, roll over and whisper in his ear "I'm not gay"
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 02:09
|
|
|
Poetic Justice posted:I wake up in bed the next morning, roll over and whisper in his ear "I'm poz"
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 02:09
|
|
|
on new years some gray hair offered me money in exchange for sexual favors (specifically that I accompany him to his hotel to suck his dick) but he was rather disheartened when I just wanted to talk about F# and machine learning instead
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 02:13
|
|
|
big shags posted:I've got nine openly gay cousins. I'll admit it makes family events weird, especially when their aggressively gay boyfriends arrive and fag up the place. Regardless I wish them all as good a life as anybody else so Is there a majority of gay or straight people? It could be that the straights are aggressively straighting up the place and you are bad at counting
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 02:15
|
|
|
i'd suck dick for money and drugs, it really isnt hard. just like a warm popsicle attached to a hairy man. $50 for 5 minutes work is like $600 an hour, dont tell me youd turn that down.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 02:15
|
|
|
i like when I (a STRAIGHT dude) get hit on by lesbians because I always have sex with them (all the time)
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 02:16
|
|
|
Flattered, of course!
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 02:17
|
|
|
i got hit on by a gay man and i couldn't think of a good way to let them down easy and now we're married
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 02:51
|
|
|
Lawrence Gilchrist posted:i got hit on by a gay man and i couldn't think of a good way to let them down easy and now we're married hosed up and after a decade of a loveless marriage ends dramatically how are you going to explain this to your terriers?
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 03:11
|
|
|
I get hit on by dudes a lot. No biggie, I'd figure gay dudes are more discerning than women, it's flattering.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 03:13
|
|
|
TEAYCHES posted:hosed up and after a decade of a loveless marriage ends dramatically how are you going to explain this to your terriers? five years in and keep putting off agreeing to get a pair of cats so maybe fake cancer or something?
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 03:17
|
|
|
Uncomfortable, but he is my dad so what can I do?
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 03:26
|
|
|
Crow_Rodeo posted:I get hit on by dudes a lot. No biggie, I'd figure gay dudes are more discerning than women, it's flattering. My left testicle. I.... no... No, I don't want to comment more than that.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 03:26
|
|
|
Crow_Rodeo posted:I get hit on by dudes a lot. No biggie, I'd figure gay dudes are more discerning than women, it's flattering. I've had this same experience, but I assumed it was as gay men (men in general?) have far lower standards
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 04:02
|
|
|
Being gay has to objectively own and rule. I get hit on by gays every time I go to the short north in Columbus. For me, I like to plow the largest variety of rear end and pussy available so I could just imagine with being gay, every other dude is thirsty for dick and balls, and that's what I want as a gay I assume so it's just game on man. Flattered I guess is what I'm getting at. You really can't blame anyone for trying to get some poo poo on their rod.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 04:07
|
|
|
at a gay bar, a shirtless brazilian guy who smelled like coconut and had nice pecs and abs tried kiss,ing me
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 04:15
|
|
|
When I was 16 me and two friends went on a road trip to Washington from Oregon. We stopped at a rest stop an adult man, bald, gasses, said to me "Nice cock how would you like a blow job?" I was like "Uhhhh, no thanks." and ran back to the car. I was so stunned we were a mile down the road before I even told my friends. I'm 43 and still remember that.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 04:20
|
|
|
The Fuzzy Hulk posted:When I was 16 me and two friends went on a road trip to Washington from Oregon. We stopped at a rest stop an adult man, bald, gasses, said to me we live with our regrets forever.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 04:25
|
|
|
the only time i've been knowingly cruised was in a laudromat in west texas. i was reading, waiting for my laundry to finish, when a guy asked me, "good book?" yep, thanks for asking. he kinda leans back against the dryers and goes, "i've been working out. can you tell?" sure. i kept reading. he took the hint and left not long after that.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 04:32
|
|
|
When spanish manlove flirted with me I rejected him then he probated me
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 04:33
|
|
|
Poetic Justice posted:When spanish manlove flirted with me I rejected him then he probated me classic spanlove, you'd think with a name like that he'd love the attention.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 04:42
|
|
|
Horniest Manticore posted:the only time i've been knowingly cruised was in a laudromat in west texas. i was reading, waiting for my laundry to finish, when a guy asked me, "good book?" yep, thanks for asking. he kinda leans back against the dryers and goes, "i've been working out. can you tell?" sure. i kept reading. he took the hint and left not long after that. Nice av.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 04:43
|
|
|
it's nice when your involuntar hip thrusts don't gently caress up the rhythm of a blow job giver.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 04:43
|
|
|
Grandmother of Five posted:finding it flattering when a gay person flirts with you is the homophobic equivalent of the racist referring to having a black friend. the only way to be more disingenuously open-minded is pretending like authentic chinese food isn't incredibly gross when every single chinese person will say that the sole reason that raw bird necks and live bugs is considered traditional dishes is because of a holdover from The Great Famine That's ridiculous. It's okay if you think it's flattering. What are you supposed to do? Beat the gently caress out of them
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 04:45
|
|
|
Your Dead Gay Son posted:it's nice when your involuntar hip thrusts don't gently caress up the rhythm of a blow job giver. it's more fun when you're purposely thrusting at wrong times. 
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 04:46
|
|
|
Microwaves Mom posted:Nice av. R U cruisin me??
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 04:46
|
|
|
At the gym on Monday I was walking to a shower and a guy opened the curtain to his shower right as I walked past. But then he kept standing there and it felt like he was waiting for me to join him, even after I found an empty shower he kept standing there in anticipation of...something... He was short, ripped, and had a really gay haircut, the long on top shaved on sides kind that makes men look like lesbians.
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 05:01
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 20, 2024 02:26 |
|
|
a bone to pick posted:it's more fun when you're purposely thrusting at wrong times. Asserting dominance
|
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2016 05:01
|
|