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Are you the person who takes someone else's laundry out of the dryer before it's done because no one is around to catch you? Flip off your spouse when they turn around after an argument? Wear scented deodorant in a no-scent zone office?
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Dependent clauses but punctuate them as if they are independent clauses.
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Jan 13, 2016 04:40
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I think about doing those things, but then don't do them 
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i wear womens underwear
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You are weird and to be honest sort of freak me out.
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Jan 13, 2016 04:40
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I love to j*ck off my we*ner and also I did w33d today
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Jan 13, 2016 04:41
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satanic splash-back posted:Dependent clauses but punctuate them as if they are independent clauses. EVERYBODY LOVES TO BE CORRECTED.
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Jan 13, 2016 04:42
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I plant empty beer bottles on the road then run away and wait for that sweet, sweet, crisp sound of glass cracking. I stopped a while ago but god drat that was fun.
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Jan 13, 2016 04:42
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LadyAmbien posted:Are you the person who takes someone else's laundry out of the dryer before it's done because no one is around to catch you? Flip off your spouse when they turn around after an argument? Wear scented deodorant in a no-scent zone office? what the gently caress is a no-scent zone?
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LadyAmbien posted:Wear scented deodorant in a no-scent zone office?
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Nooner posted:I love to j*ck off my we*ner and also I did w33d today Nooner, you are going down a path of sin.
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Nooner posted:I love to j*ck off my we*ner and also I did w33d today nooner it would be a crime if you didn't smoke w33d
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Jan 13, 2016 04:42
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LadyAmbien posted:EVERYBODY LOVES TO BE CORRECTED. I think youre capslock is on
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Jan 13, 2016 04:43
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satanic splash-back posted:I think you're caps lock is on No. You didn't. It's too easy...
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Jan 13, 2016 04:43
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sometimes i pretend i"m busy at work but really i'm slacking off
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Jan 13, 2016 04:43
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I take the Lord's name in vain
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Jan 13, 2016 04:43
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There are stains and then there are stains. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkW9w4LQZuo
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Jan 13, 2016 04:44
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I have like six of those "do not remove" mattress tags in a dresser drawer somewhere
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Jan 13, 2016 04:44
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no, really, what the gently caress is a no scent-zone?
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Jan 13, 2016 04:45
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I usually ride my suzuki motorcycle while doing about 10 over the speed limit
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Jan 13, 2016 04:45
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I camp in obscure parts of the map in FPS games and end people's kill streaks for fun.
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Jan 13, 2016 04:45
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murder prostitutes and homeless people
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Jan 13, 2016 04:46
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i like the meme with the chinaman dog
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Kuato posted:I camp in obscure parts of the map in FPS games and end people's kill streaks for fun. you sick gently caress
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LadyAmbien posted:No. You didn't. It's too easy... You need another period after your ellipses, that just indicates something is left out from the sentence
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Jan 13, 2016 04:46
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in my defense if you can't handle going 75mph on this then you probably should be taken to the gas chambers
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Jan 13, 2016 04:47
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I'm embarrassed to admit I read Nooner's posts
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:no, really, what the gently caress is a no scent-zone? Here you go! http://lmgtfy.com/?q=no-scent+zone
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Jan 13, 2016 04:48
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i secretly hate every human being i have ever and will ever meet and i should certainly stop doing that. the secretly part.
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Jan 13, 2016 04:48
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Marxalot posted:in my defense if you can't handle going 75mph on this then you probably should be taken to the gas chambers wow 75 mph slow down there dale earnheardt
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Jan 13, 2016 04:49
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i huff canned air sometimes when im feeling suicidal at work. its like that SNL skit where the catholic girl smells her armpits but instead of sniffing armpits its dust busting carcinogenic chemicals that are making me lose my memories 
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Jan 13, 2016 04:52
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I tend to hold conversations and interact pseudo-telepathically with friends and family via my internal monologue when I'm alone. Most of the time I'm talking to a version of them that's "future-dead" to me so in general they're pretty chill and understanding about stuff.
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Jan 13, 2016 04:52
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pretty much everything i do i shouldnt, except for eat lots of protein
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Jan 13, 2016 04:53
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dad gay. so what posted:i huff canned air sometimes when im feeling suicidal at work. its like that SNL skit where the catholic girl smells her armpits but instead of sniffing armpits its dust busting carcinogenic chemicals that are making me lose my memories tattoo your SA password and username to the sole of your foot
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dad gay. so what posted:i huff canned air sometimes when im feeling suicidal at work. its like that SNL skit where the catholic girl smells her armpits but instead of sniffing armpits its dust busting carcinogenic chemicals that are making me lose my memories You're like the "walking on sunshine girl" from Hoarders.
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Jan 13, 2016 04:53
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I bob for apples in the toilet and I like it.
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Jan 13, 2016 04:54
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LadyAmbien posted:You're like the "walking on sunshine girl" from Hoarders. i dont know what that is but if its not what i think it is it gave me a good idea for a new show
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Jan 13, 2016 04:57
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I get more excited about porn statistics than porn 
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Jan 13, 2016 04:58
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I give the neighbors doggy my leftover burger meat or chicken breasts, he enjoys it  I think you're not supposed to do that but lil guy is so happy 
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post at work. also watch youtube at work. generally do no work at work.
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