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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
The way it goes is that the guy gets on the woman's back like she's giving him a piggy back ride and then the guy inserts his penis and starts humping. Haven't heard of it before but still thinking of a name. Might try it on your mom.

Here's a diagram of it:

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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
you'd have to be a small little man for this to work op

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Or be with a big/strong woman

BadTitude
Feb 15, 2003

Not so curious after the war.

go home

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
Sex where the man is behind the woman?? :aaaaa:

BadTitude
Feb 15, 2003

Not so curious after the war.

have you even had sex before this is awful

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot
The man looks tired but the woman looks happy, this is a difference other than penis and vagina.

BadTitude
Feb 15, 2003

Not so curious after the war.

why not, you know, just have sex instead of trying to be some sex pioneer man


what kind of piggy back rides have you ever given that the persons junk is near that area anyway

flawed logic

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'll try it tonight, thanks.

marbleglaze
Jan 13, 2016

by Shine

Gaunab posted:

Or be with a big/strong woman

Big strong women are so loving hot.

BadTitude
Feb 15, 2003

Not so curious after the war.

im seething with rage over the thought of this

marbleglaze
Jan 13, 2016

by Shine

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'll try it tonight, thanks.

With what? The hole in your couch?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

marbleglaze posted:

With what? The hole in your couch?

Pringles can and some sponges

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
I call bullshit, OP. I did this last week but backwards.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Gaunab posted:

The way it goes is that the guy gets on the woman's back like she's giving him a piggy back ride and then the guy inserts his penis and starts humping. Haven't heard of it before but still thinking of a name. Might try it on your mom.

Here's a diagram of it:



im the baboon anus

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
We should set this thread aside as a safe space for manlets to post their lifehacks

Kindergarten Camp
Nov 27, 2015

If the woman falls backward, the man would have her in kind of a rear naked choke, which adds to the kinkiness.

Mmmm...

BadTitude
Feb 15, 2003

Not so curious after the war.

The Piggy Back Boink


Did you have difficulty getting into the position? Yes, this is not an easy position to achieve. There are a lot of factors that play into this, the mans weight and the womans strength are among the most important.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? I felt like a cartoon character from Roger Rabbit. The motions come naturally if the woman can handle the mans weight. If you can get traction on her thighs with your feet, things can really get spirited!

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: I highly recommend not exactly leaping on her, as this may be just the straw the breaks the camels back. It is better to use a stool or something similar and climb up on her back and gently settle yourself so that she can get use to the weight. I also recommend having her use something to give her support, such as a counter, bed board, sink, etc...

How long did you last in the position? 10-15 minutes... I can”t exactly remember as time flies when you're having fun.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She is not a huge fan of doggy style sex, so when she says it was “not bad”, that is indeed a compliment to the position.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): This position was incredibly satisfying. I was a piglet in manure... and yes, a little pig grunting was quite apropos.

Short Answers

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: There is nothing relaxing about this position. The testosterone is pumping, the heart is racing, and you got to be on your toes (literally), so she don't throw you off!

Woman: It was most comfortable as long as she supported herself against a sturdy object. When she tried to hold me freestanding, that's when things got uncomfortable.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? No, this position is a lot of fun, but there is very little intimacy shared between the couple. It is pretty much a slam, bam, thank you ma'am. Perhaps if you tell her that you love her once before you jump on her back, then once when you jump off, you could call it moderately intimate.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: No

Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? The erection was quite intense from the moment of penetration. I would say that I could have been a 2 minute man, hadn't I paced myself for the long haul. There is no worrying about what faces you make, or what spicy language you use, you just hop on and let nature take its course. There is something really beautiful about that.

Did she reach orgasm? …A small one (but it counts)

Did he reach orgasm? ...Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? I tried...


Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Yes... yes, I would certainly do this position again. It produced one heck of a climax, and was intense from the first minute to the last. Very few positions are quite this exciting right out of the gate.


Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: If there is a weight issue that is making this position impossible for your partner to handle your weight, it is quite possible for the man to use a sex harness to put gravity on his side and still get the same effect. You may have to alter a few straps and such, but “if you build it... you will cum!

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'll try it tonight, thanks.

/

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
im imagining a guy with no legs doing this
no legs just a dong and balls swinging back and forth

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
so the idea is to clamp onto her rear end like some kind of module?

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
This just seems like novelty for novelty's sake.

Korthal
May 26, 2011

So you'd basically be a loving Backpack :v:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:

so the idea is to clamp onto her rear end like some kind of module?
position gromit at juncture A, insert tab A into slot A through gromit, ensure a tight fit
take care not to attempt to insert into slot B as damage may occur

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Korthal posted:

So you'd basically be a loving Backpack :v:

Janspork

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Leather Daddy posted:

…A small one (but it counts)

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I don't think you know how sex works OP

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I think this was invented by Oingo Boingo, sorry OP.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
diagram lacks force vectors

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
I prefer to think of it as "Master Blaster."

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

It's weird that you'd draw a woman you're having sex smiling, OP.

BadTitude
Feb 15, 2003

Not so curious after the war.


There is no worrying about what faces you make, or what spicy language you use, you just hop on and let nature take its course. There is something really beautiful about that.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
The Yoda.

BadTitude
Feb 15, 2003

Not so curious after the war.

This position was incredibly satisfying. I was a piglet in manure... and yes, a little pig grunting was quite apropos.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

THIS_IS_FINE
May 21, 2001

Slippery Tilde
This could work with a "giantess"

old-timey newspaper gal
Feb 23, 2005
The woman would have a tough time holding herself up with a table since with your center of gravity being behind hers you are going to be pulling her back away from the table. For this to work I postulate you will need to use one of those posts you tie a horse to so she can resist both the backwards and downwards forces.

hth OP

edit: I drew a diagram with "gravity arrows" so you can understand what i mean.

old-timey newspaper gal fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Jan 13, 2016

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh
You'd need to be packing a hog's leg to get past the tensed glutes op




Or just do it on your sides

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
This move would be popular with twinks who want to peg bears

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Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
you can gently caress irl with the lady lying on her stomach, so from a penetration viewpoint the idea is sound unless the angle of the hole changes drastically when one is upright.but to get any thrusting going you'd probably need to basically do sort of chin-ups using her shoulders.don't really see it working outside of a once-off novelty act

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