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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
guess this move isn't vanilla enough for you guys

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
they're probably going to use this move in the next 50 shades of gray movie

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost
dang nice image op

dude his riding her piggy style and she's going hog wild

i'm so hard OP

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Gaunab posted:

The way it goes is that the guy gets on the woman's back like she's giving him a piggy back ride and then the guy inserts his penis and starts humping. Haven't heard of it before but still thinking of a name. Might try it on your mom.

Here's a diagram of it:



the genitals look like a flamingo head

are they supposed to be nooner

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i invented the one where u put it in the v

Othin
Nov 20, 2002

Hair Elf
Hey OP I broke my dick trying this. I hope u have a good lawyer m8.

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
On the one hand what the gently caress? On the other hand this is entirely novel to me, so good job Op? I guess?

You guys try coming up with a new position, it is not easy.

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



Hey op uou inspired me to make a new move it's where you open your mouth and someone sticks their dick in it lol I think I'm gonna call it the Gaunab

METATERREN
Jul 3, 2015

I enjoy putting things in my mouth.
The center of gravity is quite low OP

You must date some strong bitchez

METATERREN
Jul 3, 2015

I enjoy putting things in my mouth.

how me a frog posted:

On the one hand what the gently caress? On the other hand this is entirely novel to me, so good job Op? I guess?

You guys try coming up with a new position, it is not easy.

Put it between her big toe and 2nd toe

I call it The Biddle Foot

Let's do the biddle foot, babe.

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



Maybe op is a twink and his woman is an amazon goddess u never know

Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002

Gonna try this tomorrow with MY GIRLFRIEND

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



Kenzie posted:

Gonna try this tomorrow with MY GIRLFRIEND

It'll work I already tried it with her. She's like superhuman to hold me up, maybe she's on steroids?

Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002

GreyPowerVan posted:

It'll work I already tried it with her. She's like superhuman to hold me up, maybe she's on steroids?

Nah just fat

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe
a Power Front

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
I wanna do the one where I'm stuck to the bathroom ceiling, pissing and making GBS threads,then my mom walks in on me

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

GreyPowerVan posted:

Hey op uou inspired me to make a new move it's where you open your mouth and someone sticks their dick in it lol I think I'm gonna call it the Gaunab

that's called a blowjob you goddamn dumbass

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
new sexual position my arse lol if you've never enjoyed a cheeky reverse suspended congress

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
op, just get a sex swing. you sit in it and she rides you. way less effort imo

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



my favourite part of this sex act is at the end where ur gf turns the crank on the music box and u walk around in ur lil vest collecting money from pedestrians

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

social vegan posted:

my favourite part of this sex act is at the end where ur gf turns the crank on the music box and u walk around in ur lil vest collecting money from pedestrians

more satisfying for her, as well. you drew yourself a babby weeny lol

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Blazing Zero posted:

more satisfying for her, as well. you drew yourself a babby weeny lol

Uh I think you'll find it's perfectly proportion for my immature underdeveloped brain thanks

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

marbleglaze posted:

Big strong women are so loving hot.

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FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

you'd have to be a small little man for this to work op

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