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Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Farrah should have her kid taken away.

So should Amber.

Ryan is succhhhh a bad dad.

Those two kids who shouldn't be on the show are having a kind of normal life besides the one kid having to be his dad's dad.


I'm loving obsessed. My cable box is broke so I can't change the channel anyways.

My list of favorite shows is

1. Teen Mom OG (duh)
2. SHanara Chronicles (Crixus doesn't believe in magic, but he does believe in evil!)
3. Teen Wolf (These kids are hella old to be teenagers)

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Teen Mom is pretty funny, yeah.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
teens should know how kids works since they are kids.. it doesn't make sense that they are bad parents

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I like looking at Instagram accounts of hot chicks who post photos of themselves in their underpants.

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012
not bout to fight a tard u know?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Farrah can't understand why no one likes her she's like the worst person in the loving world. Girl is DENSE but does anal so8/10.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I liked the one with the fat mom and the fat dad because it felt like a gritty roseanne reboot

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Yea then shebeat the poo poo out of him, lol. Update on her: she's engaged to a dude that is like40 and contacted her because he's a big fan of the show, truly a match made in heaven.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Grem posted:

Farrah can't understand why no one likes her she's like the worst person in the loving world. Girl is DENSE but does anal so8/10.

If she did enough anal she wouldn't be on the show, imo

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

farrah released a totally inscrutable album that is worth your attention. i can't find a good youtube, because apparently she also got in a fight with nicki minaj and posted tit pictures.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Thanks op I'll check it out

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ust think... someday the teen mom will be a mom of teens (teen mom)

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I watched the first season of teen mom with Farrah Amber and that douchebag deadbag father who runs off to be a trucker or something.

It was hilarious.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
does it in involve gary?



fuckin gary. i love that guy

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

farrah released a totally inscrutable album that is worth your attention. i can't find a good youtube, because apparently she also got in a fight with nicki minaj and posted tit pictures.

My kind of gal

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Can Teen Wolf cross over with Teen Mom? I've never seen either but from what I understand it would be furries loving the moms.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

TheJoker138 posted:

Can Teen Wolf cross over with Teen Mom? I've never seen either but from what I understand it would be furries loving the moms.

Trying to score a cameo, eh?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Horniest Manticore posted:

does it in involve gary?



fuckin gary. i love that guy

best of the worst of teen mom. I think AMber was his bitchy bully of a girlfriend.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Booblord Zagats posted:

Trying to score a cameo, eh?

Everyone knows my fursona is the proud ferret, not a wolf. Idiot.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i remember amber made some loud, weak insult before slamming the door on gary, but i can't recall or google properly. please help, teenaholics.

Nightrain
Dec 17, 2004

I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years
I saw Farrah take it up the rear end....and it was nice

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
are those two least hosed up parents that gave up their baby for adoption still together?


please say yes

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf

Marvin Freeman posted:

are those two least hosed up parents that gave up their baby for adoption still together?


please say yes

turns out they got married last August in a loving castle :unsmith:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i bet they wish they just got facefucked instead

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts



GARY TIME

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Marvin Freeman posted:

turns out they got married last August in a loving castle :unsmith:

that's good. i got real bummed that one of the dads kept giving them poo poo, like a baby is supposed to be a goddamn albatross instead of a person

(i don't think i finished the whole season, but i had strong feelings about what i saw at the time)

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Here is my review of chicks I would do on this show:

Farrah is a little oval office to her mom. I would hate gently caress her. After that I hope she gets fat and burns to death in a trailer.

I would destroy Maci, she is hot and has a smokin' rear end despite the risk of stealing all of my credit cards and shopping online while taking dick.

Janelle is hot, and I'd do her I guess but I would be mega flacid if she talked at all.

I can't remember any of the others.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Farrah got hosed in the rear end and that's why she has money. if only it were that easy for the rest of us. here's her music video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h53AzPEdku0 sounds desperate to me but I saw her porn so :smug: oops soory, sex tape, not porno (it was POV so it doesn't count)

Amber is a junkie 4 lyfe who's also dating another junkie just waiting to shoot her up and drain her bank account on the sweet sweet H. She lost custody of her kid because she beat up Gary and went to rehab/jail for two years. Now her kid doesn't even like her because she's always sleeping all the time :shrug:

Maci loving sucks, most boring person on the show and the only reason I don't skip her segments is because I watch pirate streams and cant. Ryan is good for some comedy when he's sleeping through his kid's first day of school (seriously though, Bentley is doomed because that's his name) :effort:

Caitlyn and Tyler are stupid but made the right decision by giving up their kid for adoption. Seriously, their lives are 10x better than the rest of these losers and they actually have a future and their kid is going to be smart as gently caress because she's being raised by 45 year olds.

Butch is a loving baller...beats his wife and goes to jail, then comes out looking like a 60 year old Carrot Top after going grey and getting RIPPED on the yard.

Realistically though, Teen Mom 2 is a better show...Jenelle is a more entertaining shitshow than Farrah, especially when she was with Kiefah. Chelsea has a normal successful life. Who else is on that one? Whatever they suck, they should just give Jenelle and Farrah shows called the Wasted Life and the Slut Life.

That's it for me GBS, see you in the star citizen thread

o7

E: poo poo, I forgot Leah...21 with three kids and two divorces and also a "prescription pill problem" here's her two ex husbands talking poo poo about her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv_MwE4QZAo peace

BeefThief fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Jan 14, 2016

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

BeefThief posted:

Realistically though, Teen Mom 2 is a better show...Jenelle is a more entertaining shitshow than Farrah, especially when she was with Kiefah. Chelsea has a normal successful life. Who else is on that one? Whatever they suck, they should just give Jenelle and Farrah shows called the Wasted Life and the Slut Life.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
which one was the one that got really upset with her probation officer (I think) because she couldn't go see a (was it Kesha?) concert instead of going to court, lol

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Farrah also did a porno so that's a plus

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

which one was the one that got really upset with her probation officer (I think) because she couldn't go see a (was it Kesha?) concert instead of going to court, lol

I'm p sure that was Jannelle or whatever.

She looks like this chick I work with it weirds me out.

Also that one catelynn girl had a kid with her step brother before he was her step brother? they were pretty WT but they seemed like good people

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

BeefThief posted:

Farrah got hosed in the rear end and that's why she has money. if only it were that easy for the rest of us. here's her music video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h53AzPEdku0 sounds desperate to me but I saw her porn so :smug: oops soory, sex tape, not porno (it was POV so it doesn't count)

Amber is a junkie 4 lyfe who's also dating another junkie just waiting to shoot her up and drain her bank account on the sweet sweet H. She lost custody of her kid because she beat up Gary and went to rehab/jail for two years. Now her kid doesn't even like her because she's always sleeping all the time :shrug:

Maci loving sucks, most boring person on the show and the only reason I don't skip her segments is because I watch pirate streams and cant. Ryan is good for some comedy when he's sleeping through his kid's first day of school (seriously though, Bentley is doomed because that's his name) :effort:

Caitlyn and Tyler are stupid but made the right decision by giving up their kid for adoption. Seriously, their lives are 10x better than the rest of these losers and they actually have a future and their kid is going to be smart as gently caress because she's being raised by 45 year olds.

Butch is a loving baller...beats his wife and goes to jail, then comes out looking like a 60 year old Carrot Top after going grey and getting RIPPED on the yard.

Realistically though, Teen Mom 2 is a better show...Jenelle is a more entertaining shitshow than Farrah, especially when she was with Kiefah. Chelsea has a normal successful life. Who else is on that one? Whatever they suck, they should just give Jenelle and Farrah shows called the Wasted Life and the Slut Life.

That's it for me GBS, see you in the star citizen thread

o7

E: poo poo, I forgot Leah...21 with three kids and two divorces and also a "prescription pill problem" here's her two ex husbands talking poo poo about her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv_MwE4QZAo peace

Leah is someone i would have been aquitances with a few years ago. but i'd only hang out with her through mutual friends

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Nightrain posted:

I saw Farrah take it up the rear end....and it was nice

lol did she do porn?

Captain Yossarian posted:

Farrah also did a porno so that's a plus

God I couldnt stomach a porn of her shes so loving awful.

SO unless they abuse the poo poo out of her jizz all over her and leave her a wretched mess for like 20 bucks. I'm not gonna watch it.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007


Is this lady's daughter still alive?

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Teen Mom is the poo poo....I live for that show.

True Life used to be even better than Teen Mom (it's where the show started IIRC....also Jersey Shore got its start here) but now they hardly show it anymore and the new episodes all seem staged

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I always used to look at the 16 and Pregnant marathons Mtv used to run even though they're all the same: 16 year-old gets knocked up by 18-20 year old boyfriend, girl thinks they're going to get married and she'll go to college, baby is born, boyfriend won't grow up and stop partying and won't visit the kid and mom. "This is so much harder than I thought it was going to be :("

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Gaunab posted:

"This is so much harder than I thought it was going to be :("

This realization arrives in a different way for each girl, making each episode unique and watchable IMO

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I enjoyed Farrah's porn.

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Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Look at the losers in here talking about not the OG, talking about some SG or TG girls, like anyone gives a gently caress about them. But yea Gary is the best of the bunch. He made his own condoms with his face on them!

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