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She likes to watch videos of animal cruelty and send me 8 text messages about how can you kill animals, they know and feel fear and have emotions and lives. Its so cruel..... they have consciousness and its just wrong to kill them I just tell her i love eating dead animals, nothing wrong with killing and cooking somethings dead body what are some smart things for me to bring up when arguing with a vegetarian
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Sounds like she just wants an excuse to not eat your meat
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Jan 14, 2016 17:50
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Kill her and eat her, that'll shut her up.
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Jan 14, 2016 17:50
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make her a bean and grain burger in the shape of a heart
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Jan 14, 2016 17:51
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Enfield posted:make her a bean and grain burger in the shape of a heart this post was so beautiful that it made me cry. thank you i needed that today god blesses everyone
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Jan 14, 2016 17:52
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how much did you spend on a realdoll op?
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Jan 14, 2016 17:53
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Cantaloupe posted:Sounds like she just wants an excuse to not eat your meat
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Jan 14, 2016 17:53
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That's funny op, she loves gobbling my salami 
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Jan 14, 2016 17:54
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my gf is vagitarian
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Jan 14, 2016 17:55
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Waroduce posted:She likes to watch videos of animal cruelty and send me 8 text messages about how can you kill animals, they know and feel fear and have emotions and lives. Its so cruel..... they have consciousness and its just wrong to kill them Bring up the fact that she's statistically unlikely to be killed early by most cancers and heart diseases because she eats correctly
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Jan 14, 2016 17:58
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Cantaloupe posted:Sounds like she just wants an excuse to not eat your meat
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Jan 14, 2016 17:58
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slip her a little broth in random meals... ive always wanted to do this actually but who has the time
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Jan 14, 2016 17:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zLx_JtcQVI
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Jan 14, 2016 17:59
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LOL at people who actually do this.
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Jan 14, 2016 17:59
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Tell her you don't give her poo poo about her diet so neither should she.
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Jan 14, 2016 18:00
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Just repeat all of Sam Jackson's lines in Pulp Fiction to her constantly in different accents and volume levels
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Jan 14, 2016 18:01
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It's probably ok that your girlfriend is vegetarian OP. I guess you can argue that by not eating meat she has only marginally reduced the amount of suffering she will produce. You can say that she is a meat machine built to cause suffering and she is remarkably good at it.
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Jan 14, 2016 18:02
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Is this you're gf? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEDw9xgSmSc
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Jan 14, 2016 18:06
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congratulate her on her ethical dietary choices
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Jan 14, 2016 18:12
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Waroduce posted:what are some smart things for me to bring up when arguing with a vegetarian that plants are also capable of feeling pain don't worry about whether or not this is true
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Jan 14, 2016 18:13
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Grand Prize Winner posted:that plants are also capable of feeling pain
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Jan 14, 2016 18:14
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Tell her for every pound of bread produced an average of one quail, mouse, vole or rabbit had it's head split open by a combine.
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Jan 14, 2016 18:17
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Next time she asks for head tell her you thought she was against you eating roast beef.
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Jan 14, 2016 18:23
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tell her that almost all other animals in the world kill other animals much more viciously and drawn out than we do so in the major scope of things, considering they get a fear-free life full of food and shelter, its not a bad way to go out instead of being ripped apart alive by a pack of coyotes or something
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Jan 14, 2016 18:25
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chain her up in the basement and starve her until she's willing to kill and eat a chicken raw
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Jan 14, 2016 18:26
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then gently caress her in the throat
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Jan 14, 2016 18:26
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Cantaloupe posted:Sounds like she just wants an excuse to not eat your meat
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Jan 14, 2016 18:28
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Grill in the kitchen and hope the smoke asphyxiates both of you
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Jan 14, 2016 18:31
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How can you tell if someone is vegetarian? Don't worry, they'll tell you 
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Jan 14, 2016 18:31
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Applewhite posted:How can you tell if someone is vegetarian? this more applies with vegans, the truly subhuman dietary nutjobs op just be like "do you hear me loving judging you for your diet? no? then shove off about mine or don't date me" be single forever, it's the only way to go
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Jan 14, 2016 18:51
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beat her to death with a carrit. ir better yet, a beet
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Jan 14, 2016 18:53
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When she's in the bathroom whisper in her ear, "get real beefy, bitch."
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Jan 14, 2016 18:53
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Do you guys engage in oral sex ? Is swallowing cum vegetarian ?? can't be vegan for sure. although you didn't suffer being milked . hmmmmmm
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Jan 14, 2016 19:39
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Decebal posted:Do you guys engage in oral sex ? Is swallowing cum vegetarian ?? can't be vegan for sure. although you didn't suffer being milked . hmmmmmm I think the general party line on this is that oral is vegan because it's consensual Cows enjoy being milked, of course, but that doesn't count because it's rape or something
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Jan 14, 2016 19:42
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Waroduce posted:She likes to watch videos of animal cruelty and send me 8 text messages about how can you kill animals, they know and feel fear and have emotions and lives. Its so cruel..... they have consciousness and its just wrong to kill them I imagine dis convo during the nasty but she is probably trying to sublimate her views or feels unappreciated Or in talking out of my rear end I think that covers all bases and you can't criticize me now 
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Jan 14, 2016 19:47
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vegetarians are OK because you can go out to Indian restaurants and get decent vegetarian food and you can cook stuff at home that is still pretty OK vegans loving suck though because they make everything difficult and they are generally lovely crybabies about everything. you can't take a vegan anywhere. veganism is a mental illness
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Jan 14, 2016 19:47
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at least she's not a vegan
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Jan 14, 2016 19:49
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It's pretty hard to date a vegetarian without mostly being a vegetarian yourself. I personally have no issue with eating meat but have been had two more serious (ie living together) relationships with vegetarians and you basically give up on meat at home whether or not you really intended to. Presumably you eat your meals together and why bother cooking two different meals when it's pretty much half the effort to just make one and share. Honestly it's not that bad only really eating meat when you eat out and someone else is cooking but my current gf has no such dietary restrictions and it is a lot nicer.
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Bees don't care that you take some honey. They can't use it all anyway. Plus they get free lodging
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