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I'm at work and bored, I figured that there were probably some people here that are also bored at work. So, post your occupation and favorite item to order off the $8.99 lunch menu! * I fly helicopters for a tourist charter company * It's a toss up between the buffalo cheddar shooters and the mini quesadillas
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do u fart in your chopper
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Jan 14, 2016 19:58
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Chinatown posted:do u fart in your chopper frequently
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Jan 14, 2016 19:58
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Your AV mesmerizes me in ways I never knew were possible.
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Jan 14, 2016 20:00
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what do you all do for a living?
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Jan 14, 2016 20:49
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can you fly me to hollywood to big a big shot movie star
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Jan 14, 2016 21:06
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Ladydad posted:what do you all do for a living? i sit in a cube and occasionally fart as i press buttons
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Jan 14, 2016 21:07
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you've got a cool job, op
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Jan 14, 2016 21:08
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* I'm a computer janitor, I see horrible pictures all day. * Thinking about getting either a chicken caesar salad or popcorn chicken at popeyes.
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Jan 14, 2016 21:10
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I am a professional fart huffer. I should give you a call OP.
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Jan 14, 2016 21:10
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Enfield posted:can you fly me to hollywood to big a big shot movie star 
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Jan 14, 2016 21:10
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a bone to pick posted:* I'm a computer janitor, I see horrible pictures all day. you have to get a chicki ceaser man. salad is a good choice always. except when you have south american food. then just go nuts, imhofam
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Jan 14, 2016 21:11
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VendaGoat posted:I am a professional fart huffer. I should give you a call OP. is there some sort of hose system you can rig up
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Jan 14, 2016 21:12
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Ladydad posted:is there some sort of hose system you can rig up Yes, but there is a very large up front cost involved. We recommend for a first time customer, like yourself, to go with the standard N2A package. N2A stands for Nose to rear end. There are other packages, including; Across the room, Finger deep, Vapor Lock, and if you would like to get your wife involved, Queef. It all depends on what you want out of your fart huffer experience.
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Jan 14, 2016 21:16
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Somebody walked past my cubicle and let out a very noxious fart today. Not sure who. That's my story, thanks for reading.
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Jan 14, 2016 21:17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIGMUAMevH0
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Jan 14, 2016 21:17
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Chinatown posted:do u fart in your chopper do you get hazard pay for having to sit in a confined cockpit amidst your fart smell. you could pass out from that you know. and you being a pilot and all...hoo boy...
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Jan 14, 2016 21:19
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i imagine the chopper would make enough noise to conceal your fart sound. v smart op
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Jan 14, 2016 21:23
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:do you get hazard pay for having to sit in a confined cockpit amidst your fart smell. just open the window and let the rotor-wash do the job for you Parallax Scroll posted:i imagine the chopper would make enough noise to conceal your fart sound. v smart op
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Jan 14, 2016 21:24
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I'm a part-time freelance artist and history major, and I don't know what the $8.99 menu is, but I like nachos. Once I went to Hawaii and farted uncontrollably on a helicopter tour.
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Jan 14, 2016 23:12
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LadyAmbien posted:Once I went to Hawaii and farted uncontrollably on a helicopter tour. That was the day Lowtax said "she's the one".
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Jan 14, 2016 23:14
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I stare at massive screens which display the billions of dollars worth of transactions I am responsible for and post on these dead gay forums
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Jan 14, 2016 23:26
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work? hahaha
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Jan 14, 2016 23:29
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OP do you ever take shits in ziplock bags and then throw them on the highway from your helicopter?
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Jan 15, 2016 01:54
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i write correspondence whilst farting wistfully, for the most part
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Jan 15, 2016 01:56
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I'm a helicopter.
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Jan 15, 2016 02:00
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Dave_Indeed posted:OP do you ever take shits in ziplock bags and then throw them on the highway from your helicopter? that sounds like a really good idea
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Jan 15, 2016 02:02
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Ladydad posted:what do you all do for a living? I'm a retard masturbator and I work from home
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Jan 15, 2016 02:47
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Forensic Mental Health: Clinician in my local county jail. We see some poo poo (literally) and figuratively of course.
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Jan 15, 2016 07:33
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I manage a group of worthless overpaid government workers. I'm like the Ron Swanson of the group. I mostly forego lunch in lieu of sunflower seeds. 
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Jan 15, 2016 07:37
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tried to let a fart out on the sly but it was a little noisy and the guy next to me let out a heh heh heaven almighty did it stink tho
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Jan 15, 2016 07:41
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Open floor seating means everyone holds in their farts and has to waddle over the the bathroom to let them out in private, and someone's is always in there already and then you have to clamp it down and either wait or waddle into a stall and let it out even though they know now it's you, then, what step out and wash your hands like "no I was just making GBS threads see that's why I'm washing my hands"
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Jan 15, 2016 07:45
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rivetz posted:
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Jan 15, 2016 07:52
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Kuato posted:I'm like the Ron Swanson of the group. 
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Jan 15, 2016 09:06
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when i let a big one rip
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Jan 15, 2016 14:47
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I love farting so much it just feels so good on my b hole
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Jan 15, 2016 15:28
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Im the guy in the yellow vest
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Jan 15, 2016 15:50
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Bring a chopper pilot is probably really cool if you work for emergency services or the armed forces.
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Jan 15, 2016 16:21
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I work in state funded alternative education helping placate parents into thinking our system is good and their kid is learning so that they stay enrolled and the state keeps paying us. They're all really loving stupid so it's pretty easy to trick them into thinking they're learning.
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scott zoloft posted:I work in state funded alternative education helping placate parents into thinking our system is good and their kid is learning so that they stay enrolled and the state keeps paying us. you should fart around them and convince the class that its always that one kid in the back that keeps farting.
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