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I didn't think it was possible but I've been farting so much the last 2 weeks that I'm getting sick of farting. Help me 
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Jan 15, 2016 16:32
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notZaar posted:Bring a chopper pilot is probably really cool if you work for emergency services or the armed forces. I haul fat tourists around
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Jan 15, 2016 16:35
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what if you're in a chopper and you have to poop
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Jan 15, 2016 16:38
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How about this: You're in your chopper and there's another one directly below yours. You stick your butt off one side and poop so the poop gets chopped up by the blades on the chopper below ? Ever try that?
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Jan 15, 2016 16:39
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Ladydad posted:I haul fat tourists around So essentially, you're a limo driver.
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Jan 15, 2016 16:40
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so what about amateur porn shot in a chopper. like bangbus, but. a chopper. bangchopper.
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Jan 15, 2016 16:45
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Jose Oquendo posted:what if you're in a chopper and you have to poop making GBS threads yourself is often the only option Jose Oquendo posted:How about this: no, but I will now. I've got a charter later this afternoon- I'll just peg one of the pedals down and get some great rotation before i hang my rear end out of the door notZaar posted:So essentially, you're a limo driver. pretty much Admiral_eX_laX posted:so what about amateur porn shot in a chopper. brb crowdfunding this
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Jan 15, 2016 17:07
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Ladydad posted:when i let a big one rip hell yeah
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Jan 15, 2016 17:29
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Ladydad posted:making GBS threads yourself is often the only option Have you poo poo yourself in a helicopter?
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Jan 15, 2016 17:39
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As a helicopter pilot, I'd like you to answer the classic copter conundrum. If your face is going to be chopped off by the copter blades, do you prefer they be blunt or sharpened to a knife edge?
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Jan 15, 2016 17:42
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Jose Oquendo posted:Have you poo poo yourself in a helicopter? me personally? no. i had a buddy of mine doing GOM work for oil rigs and on his return flight from the rig something he ate caught up with him in the worst way and ended up making GBS threads himself in the front seat of a Bell 407 with 5 rig workers laughing their asses off in the back.
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Jan 15, 2016 17:51
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notZaar posted:As a helicopter pilot, I'd like you to answer the classic copter conundrum. If your face is going to be chopped off by the copter blades, do you prefer they be blunt or sharpened to a knife edge? it doesn't really matter, your lights are going out instantly anyway.. but if I had to choose i'd say sharp.
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Jan 15, 2016 17:54
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Do you ever wish that you had Airwolf?
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Jan 15, 2016 17:55
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Jose Oquendo posted:Do you ever wish that you had Airwolf? Nah- I'm more of a Blue Thunder gal myself.  Although the bell 222 is a great machine.  vs 
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Jan 15, 2016 18:05
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Ladydad posted:Nah- I'm more of a Blue Thunder gal myself. 
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Jan 15, 2016 18:18
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Ladydad posted:Nah- I'm more of a Blue Thunder gal myself. I just jizzed in my pants a little.
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Jan 15, 2016 18:30
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My last cubicle we all had desk fans. Whenever someone farted they would turn on their fan and aim it to the next guy. Then he would turn his fan on. Thus the fart tornado was born. Also if someone got up and went to the breakroom, they were probably cropdusting the contractor hallway on the way. Non-Payday Friday is French Toast day! (also chili dogs for lunch)
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Jan 15, 2016 18:30
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Jose Oquendo posted:I just jizzed in my pants a little. It's a good movie! Blue Thunder is an Aérospatiale SA-341G Gazelle with loads of poo poo bolted onto it. Apparently it was a bitch to fly during production. Here's some clips https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd3lDhyM21M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELHShPZrRZU another movie with great flying is Birds of Prey. It's about a vietnam vet in a news chopper (an MD 500) who witnesses bank robbers in a puma take a hostage, and the chase is on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYQoSlHDN48 Now a days they mostly use CGI for stunts- but the opening of Specter had some of the best stunt flying I'd ever seen. Fun fact-- the pilot in that movie is the red bull stunt pilot. The chopper is the red bull bo-105 with a fresh coat of paint.
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Jan 15, 2016 19:03
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Here's the redbull 105 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYbx5H5e9Es
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Jan 15, 2016 19:06
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Lunch: I just finished a kale salad and I'm going to go preflight my bird for this charter. Tootles
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Jan 15, 2016 19:14
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I had an adequate subway steak & cheese sandwich for lunch, can't wait to poop this out later.
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Jan 15, 2016 19:16
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Ladydad posted:Lunch: I just finished a kale salad and I'm going to go preflight my bird for this charter. Tootles  Catch you later.
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Jan 15, 2016 19:51
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ate some sugar free candy last night and I am full of farts. Lunch today is broccoli and other assorted raw veggies.
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Jan 18, 2016 18:32
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Ladydad posted:ate some sugar free candy last night and I am full of farts. You're already gassy and now you're gunna fill up on broccoli? RIP to anyone stuck in your cabin today.
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Jan 18, 2016 18:33
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are they real helicopters or RC helicopters? if the latter, how did you learn?
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Jan 18, 2016 19:22
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if the former, why do you have a cubicle in your helicopter?
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Jan 18, 2016 19:22
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all this #fart chat is getting be #horned up @farting_wistfully_in_a_cubicle
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Jan 18, 2016 20:32
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OP why are helicopter pilots always committing indecent acts with one another that is something that has always puzzled me.
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Jan 18, 2016 20:46
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i was woken up multiple times by my farts last night. pulling the comforter off this morning was like opening the mummies tomb
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Jan 18, 2016 21:14
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OP, this guy just landed his helicopter by me while pumping gas. I was like, "Hey moron, they don't sell helicopter gas here." but he just sat there in his helicopter. I saw him land, then I went to Home Depot and Lowes and he was still there so I guess someone died. Does that make you happy, OP? Does it make you happy when your helicopters take jobs away from normal car-type ambulances? Think you're loving cool do you? Not today you're not.
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Jan 18, 2016 21:17
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a bone to pick posted:You're already gassy and now you're gunna fill up on broccoli? RIP to anyone stuck in your cabin today. no flights today but i theorize that's how MH360 went down
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Jan 18, 2016 23:32
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Do you ever get tired pedaling all the time? I imagine copter pilots who fly over the water have backup pilots to fill in when they get real tired.
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Jan 18, 2016 23:34
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nomadologique posted:are they real helicopters or RC helicopters? real ones nomadologique posted:if the former, why do you have a cubicle in your helicopter? for increased worker productivity a starwar betamax posted:OP why are helicopter pilots always committing indecent acts with one another that is something that has always puzzled me. real answer is that flying is fun and so is sex kazr posted:i was woken up multiple times by my farts last night. pulling the comforter off this morning was like opening the mummies tomb make sure to say the ancient incantations Dave_Indeed posted:OP, this guy just landed his helicopter by me while pumping gas. I was like, "Hey moron, they don't sell helicopter gas here." but he just sat there in his helicopter. build wall
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Jan 18, 2016 23:34
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Ladydad posted:real answer is that flying is fun and so is sex Yeah except what helipoters do isn't flying, its an affront to nature.
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Jan 19, 2016 08:28
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That's ridiculous, you clearly know nothing about aero engineering if you believe that.
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Jan 19, 2016 15:59
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Work: Recently hired as a Siebel developer for GM. Food: Probably Moe's or Qdoba if there's one nearby. I'd do Chipotle, but I don't want to risk the E. Coli.
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Jan 19, 2016 16:36
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Batterypowered7 posted:Work: Recently hired as a Siebel developer for GM. Moe's is good. I don't like how they welcome you into the store.
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Jan 19, 2016 18:02
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I work for a human services company in residences. It's in a rural area but I'm lucky there's a gas station with restaurant attached. It looks like poo poo but it's a gem. They've got a great open faced turkey sandwich.
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I move numbers around spreadsheets. I finished my work for the day and still have 4 hours to go 
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