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What strategies would you recommend? What do people here do to ensure maximum efficiency? They have a full chinese buffet a traditional british carvery an indian food section mexican food a pizza section a salad bar and a desert section with lots of cakes and such. Is there any food in particular I should avoid? Should I eat anything the morning beforehand? Shirley Crabtree fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Jan 15, 2016 |
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I have never been to a buffet that didn't serve bland, lukewarm food so my best advice is don't go.
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Jan 15, 2016 00:03
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If you want to really throw us all for a loop you should just eat a reasonable amount of food lmbo! Imagine if you had like 3 moderate plates of assorted food and then were like "Hoo boy, I'm satiated!"
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Jan 15, 2016 00:05
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also i am going there with my bird, my pizza hut buffet record is 14 slices, i am hoping to impress her with my hearty appetite
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Jan 15, 2016 00:05
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Shirley Crabtree posted:What strategies would you recommend? What do people here do to ensure maximum efficiency? They have a full chinese buffet a traditional british carvery an indian food section mexican food a pizza section a salad bar and a desert section with lots of cakes and such. Is there any food in particular I should avoid?  
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Shirley Crabtree posted:also i am going there with my bird, my pizza hut buffet record is 14 slices, i am hoping to impress her with my hearty appetite
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Jan 15, 2016 00:07
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Don't let them fill you up with bullshit like bread. Get your money's worth by filling your first plate with nothing but meat. Dunno why I'm serious posting, but gently caress man it's all you can MEAT!  Have a light breakfast, but just so you don't feel like poo poo and have your wits about you when you enter the buffet.
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Jan 15, 2016 00:11
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a hole-y ghost posted:I don't think birds are affected by displays of slovenly gluttony. It will probably just chirp or start pecking at your face. You see, the guy you're talking to is from the past, where they say "birds" to mean "sexually pertinent women." 19th century, I believe
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Jan 15, 2016 00:13
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yeah eat a light breakfast, if you fast until you get there you'll feel full quickly
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Jan 15, 2016 00:13
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Hey, some vegetables can be expensive. Salads with good romaine and greens, not that worthless iceberg poo poo
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Jan 15, 2016 00:14
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maybe put your penis into the mashed potatoes to display your dominance to the others trying to gather food. its very important to let it sit their for a few minutes while you make eye contact with everyone around you. This is how our ancestors did it.
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Jan 15, 2016 00:14
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I would say a good strategy at the all-you-can-eat buffet is to try and eat all that you can. Thank you.
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Jan 15, 2016 00:14
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Stinky_Pete posted:You see, the guy you're talking to is from the past, where they say "birds" to mean "sexually pertinent women." 19th century, I believe Precisely, my bit of crumpet so to speak. Also thanks for the brekky and the no carbs tip.
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Jan 15, 2016 00:15
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Ema Nymton posted:Hey, some vegetables can be expensive. Salads with good romaine and greens, not that worthless iceberg poo poo gently caress right off if you think im touching the salad bar
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Jan 15, 2016 00:15
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You can throw up in the bathroom to make room for more food.
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Jan 15, 2016 00:17
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Remember: it's not about the food that you've got on your plate, it's about the food that still up at the buffet...and some other motherfucker is going to eat it if you don't hurry. Ask yourself what a dog would do, and do that.
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Jan 15, 2016 00:17
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Shirley Crabtree posted:gently caress right off if you think im touching the salad bar salad bars were suprisingly often always the grodiest part of my dining commons and i wouldnt be surprised if it was like one of the biggest vectors for diseases
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