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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
it was a whisk

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
What else would you use?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
a fork will suffice in a pinch, but if you arent paying for it anyway might as well go for the ol' whisk

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

i use a rock because im not a huge fairy

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I lived with a dude whod walk to the shop and steal a single laundry liquid pod and walk home with it in his hand when he needed to do laundry

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

Hector Beerlioz posted:

What else would you use?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

beat your meat with it, too

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I beat some eggs with a rake the other day but it wasnt really he same thing were talking abojt here

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Its easy to whisk eggs with a fork once you get the technique down

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

RideTheSpiral posted:

it was a whisk


but i got away with it

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


does nobody use a eggbeater anymore? kids these days

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Just shake the eggs really hard before you crack them, they come out already beaten! That's an epic level life hack I just shared with you all.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I didn't know they sold women at the store OP? what country do you live in?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I need to get some eggs tomorrow.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Shoplifting is a crime OP.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

You probably could have bought it. Not like whisks are expensive. Just saying.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
sorry about my thread

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

RideTheSpiral posted:

sorry about my thread

Never apologize for a thread. All have something to offer.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

ScrubLeague posted:

Shoplifting is a crime OP.

only if you get caught.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Microwaves Mom posted:

only if you get caught.

I got caught. Turns out the one thing I couldn't beat was the system

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
it's your civic duty to turn yourself in after committing a crime, read the constutituion

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

ScrubLeague posted:

it's your civic duty to turn yourself in after committing a crime, read the constutituion

The only crime here is your avatar.
















Not being around more often.

inokichi
Nov 3, 2005

Is that a euphemism for whacking off?

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I don't post a lot in GBS because most of the threads are bad enough already.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

ScrubLeague posted:

I don't post a lot in GBS because most of the threads are bad enough already.

this thread was actually very good because you see whisk rhymes with risk

that's a solid joke

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
lol you're right changed my 2 to a 4

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
I shouldnt have needed to point that out. pick up your game gbs

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006

RideTheSpiral posted:

I shouldnt have needed to point that out. pick up your game gbs

You pick up YOUR game. The punchline is "I TOOK a whisk".

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Dirty Sanchez posted:

You pick up YOUR game. The punchline is "I TOOK a whisk".


lol

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Dirty Sanchez posted:

You pick up YOUR game. The punchline is "I TOOK a whisk".

eggactly the right joke to make here.


The jokes need good strokes.

Much like eggs with a whisk...

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
i didnt get the joke initially and was going to vote 1 but when you explained how risk rhymes with whisk that upped it to a 3 and then you made the joke about how you cant beat the system and now im voting 4 good job op fine family fun all round

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

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I'm gay

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BadTitude
Feb 15, 2003

Not so curious after the war.


thanks

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I hate to break it to you, but















Your thread is eggsellent!

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



I bet ur mom wishes she beat her eggs

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
How could you not have any whisks?

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
wham

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Mad Monk posted:

How could you not have any whisks?



im sorry but thats not enough whisks to meet my needs

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Whisks are annoying to cleam maube you just disposose of the whisk afyer use. One whisk per day per moon cycle

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