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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
There should be a porn search that has like 100 different sliders for everything from airbrushing level to nipple shape

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

a bone to pick posted:

Instead of writing out "tranny" or "ladyboy" you can just add "TS" to your search and find just as many beautiful shemales :)
im in the mood for GGs these days...

but ill always have a soft spot or should i say hard one... for bailey

alas

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Jan 15, 2016

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

i've been jerkin off to the same german goo girls quicktime video i downloaded off of limewire since 2002 hth OP

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



numberoneposter posted:

same but "tranny"

tranny hentai tranny :confused:

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

lol what was this the comment on?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Business Gorillas posted:

tranny hentai tranny :confused:
now were cooking with gas :madmax:

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Lol >100 likes

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I have 2 dads...

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I was reading the catering menu for a private club in Detroit for some reason and one of the drink options was a pitcher of Hummers. I didn't know what Hummers were, so I Google image-searched "pitcher of Hummers" and it was a bunch of photos of Hummers. Like the vehicles. I wasn't expecting pictures of blowjobs, but...I couldn't tell if Google thought I was stupid or knows already that I am or what.

Hummers are an alcoholic drink made with rum and ice cream and famous in Detroit. Just so you don't have to suffer the indignity I did trying to find out.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Just walk into the woods and find what the porn gods want you to see.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

EL BROMANCE posted:

Just walk into the woods and find what the porn gods want you to see.

This is a thing of the past, buddy

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
What if there were an international organization to revive woods porn?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Maoist Pussy posted:

What if there were an international organization to revive woods porn?

In this age we will use virtual reality to explore the woods and find virtual reality woods porn.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

i like thick veiny weiners so i just use a mirror

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Necros posted:

i like thick veiny weiners so i just use a mirror

u should tell ur bf to just stand in front of u

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Big bobs

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Isaac posted:

Big bobs

with big boobs

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice
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scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
you can just tack on "cum swapping" to spice up any query really

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

If you are running out of content in your search term, add BBW and you'll get more results

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
do not search for fisting porn at a public library.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I use my imagination OP.

social media guru
Jan 18, 2016

by Cowcaster
I just surch for youare mom

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



numberoneposter posted:


but ill always have a soft spot or should i say hard one... for bailey

alas

This is true.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Just type in a year, then type in the word loving and then type in hot chick.

http://i.imgur.com/KSdjmH4.webm

Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Jan 21, 2016

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
Its funny how google is so poo poo for finding smut whereas bing is pretty good. The plucky startup has become all straight laced conservative while microsoft of all companies just goes "gently caress it we know what people really want".

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

LOL if you still think of Google as a plucky startup

They basically own the Internet at this point

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I jack off to my mom's Macy's catalog.

That's cool that your mom models for Macy's.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_L-miRT16s

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Microwaves mom

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


/drops mic

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Isaac posted:

Anyone remember rhe aol search dump. One person who had searches for e variations in "emininem sits on toilet and his penis touches the bowl"

My favorites were "do niggers have x-ray vision" and the saga of the woman who uses the internet to find a man to cheat on her husband with, get directions to a sleazy motel to do the cheating, deal with the regret of the disappointing sex, and then figure out what to do when she finds out she might be pregnant.

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax

Hector Beerlioz posted:

In this age we will use virtual reality to explore the woods and find virtual reality woods porn.

it would be fairly trivial to mod woods porn into one of the many foresty survival games currently on the market, im guessing

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

FIRST TIME posted:

My favorites were "do niggers have x-ray vision" and the saga of the woman who uses the internet to find a man to cheat on her husband with, get directions to a sleazy motel to do the cheating, deal with the regret of the disappointing sex, and then figure out what to do when she finds out she might be pregnant.

Tge worst was like

Child porn
Child sex videos
Child sex
How to become foster parent

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Hot booby hotty

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

"vintage", danish is pretty good, most stuff before 1970 is poo poo, and the one movie I keep coming back to is "budding of brie". Porn at that time was pretty explicit, but in a more innocent and real way, some movies have a real story and the sex scenes at least kinda seem like they could maybe happen.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
Find out the German or French words for whatever you're searching for and all of a sudden there's a whole new world of porn out there.

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

jyrque posted:

Hot booby hotty

You spelled bhabi wrong

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