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Admiral_eX_laX
Jul 8, 2009

Historically Inaccurate

Mange Mite posted:

Do you lose your wallet and keys regularly too

actually no. never have. or my phone. just the cheap things that dont really matter.

adding one more fancy thing to the wallet/keys/phone trifecta would just gently caress up my routine, you know?

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skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy

TheShazbot posted:

maybe not, but OP is

True. Looking for some action`? You in Europe?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Toadvine posted:

yea that's not the case at all

I'm pretty sure the armed forces will sometimes get big batches of custom engraved lighters for different companies or whatever the groups are called

th emodern day version of this is android phone cases but all they all say juicy princess or swag

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

social vegan posted:

th emodern day version of this is android phone cases but all they all say juicy princess or swag

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

I love zippos because I'm in sixth grade and I'm the cool member of the boy scout troop.

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy

Enfield posted:

i meant zippos you loving dork

you should be more clear with your messages then.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Of course you're posting in this thread

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

skit herre posted:

you should be more clear with your messages then.

you should clear ouuta my way before i strike you down with a powerful blow from my hands which have the speed of a jungle panther

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking
I lost a zippo once. But I had found it on the ground so it all evens out.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Booblord Zagats posted:

Of course you're posting in this thread

ill post wherever i feel like punk

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy
You can also do rad tricks with your Zippo. Try that with your bic, haters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUx7YMDjNwg

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy

Enfield posted:

you should clear ouuta my way before i strike you down with a powerful blow from my hands which have the speed of a jungle panther

yeah I have two karambit knives so I will lash out like literal panther.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

skit herre posted:

yeah I have two karambit knives so I will lash out like literal panther.

the only thing that could protect you would be a rape whistle

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



skit herre posted:

You can also do rad tricks with your Zippo. Try that with your bic, haters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUx7YMDjNwg

this nigga's tie wider than him

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy

Enfield posted:

the only thing that could protect you would be a rape whistle

idk. I have this long rear end whip. What you gonna do against a 54 inch whip? cry, that's what you do.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



skit herre posted:

idk. I have this long rear end whip. What you gonna do against a 54 inch whip? cry, that's what you do.

u guys gonna gently caress r what

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im ordering a long sword off the internet right now!!!

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
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social vegan posted:

u guys gonna gently caress r what

Only if he admit's the superiority of the Zippo.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

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skit herre posted:

You can also do rad tricks with your Zippo. Try that with your bic, haters.

a good bic trick is disabling the regulator to make a mini flamethrower

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

but you can buy a pack of bics and put them all over your house and you'll never need to carry the one zippo because, hey, lighters are everywhere!

i do this but with knives and guns and emergency suicide capsules

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Enfield posted:

ill post wherever i feel like punk

No reason to explode at me. You're just smoldering in your own rage and I don't know what it will take to put it out. I just don't wanna fan the flames of your hot headed nature.


Fire

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy
There even is a series of Duck Dynasty Zippos. What more do you want?

http://www.zippo.com/lighters.aspx?id=1226&c=1230&t=1302

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
I carried around a Zippo before, somehow my pants became drenched in lighter fluid around the crotch area and I set myself on fire

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

skit herre posted:

Only if he admit's the superiority of the Zippo.

they are a pretty good lighter. apparently a fisherman found one in the belly of a fish he caught and it lit up... first try! of course this was not a stoy concocted by the evil zippo conglomerate and i took it at face value so i bought a 50$ lighter i bought the upmarketed overpriced zippo brand flints and wicks and "zippos for dumbies" books

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
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A misanthrope posted:

i do this but with knives and guns and emergency suicide capsules

k-pins and booze for me

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy

Enfield posted:

they are a pretty good lighter. apparently a fisherman found one in the belly of a fish he caught and it lit up... first try! of course this was not a stoy concocted by the evil zippo conglomerate and i took it at face value so i bought a 50$ lighter i bought the upmarketed overpriced zippo brand flints and wicks and "zippos for dumbies" books

That's enough of an apology for me. I am game.

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
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Baba Ganoush posted:

I carried around a Zippo before, somehow my pants became drenched in lighter fluid around the crotch area and I set myself on fire

You sure you didn't carry a plastic bag of gasoline instead?

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Klyith posted:

a good bic trick is disabling the regulator to make a mini flamethrower

It does look pretty cool when you pry off the round metal part and you wind up with this apocalypse lighter

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I always forget to close them and get confused about how to turn the fire OFF.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
*sniff* yup yup i gotta pretty badass zippo collection





























skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
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I.C. posted:

I always forget to close them and get confused about how to turn the fire OFF.

The inbuilt safety mechanism is, that eventually the fuel runs out.

e: siiick collection man. did you window color the pokemon yourself?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

skit herre posted:

The inbuilt safety mechanism is, that eventually the fuel runs out.

yeah but your house and family are technically fuel

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Toadvine posted:

yea that's not the case at all

I'm pretty sure the armed forces will sometimes get big batches of custom engraved lighters for different companies or whatever the groups are called

they sell them at the PX, along with lighter fuel

Above Our Own
Jun 24, 2009

by Shine
They've got a nice sound when you give em a flick dont they boys

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

is this real

because i want one

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy
They even have knives. This one has a built in money clip , the TecX Dinero.



If you wanna flash your knife when paying for gas.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
ahaha thats the perfect name for a knife moneyclip. omg.

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
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A misanthrope posted:

yeah but your house and family are technically fuel

I think this is triggering to call my family 'fuel' just because I am gay.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

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NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003
Butane torch is where it is at. You can't smoke crack or salvia with a zippo (well you can, but not as well).

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