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I've put on a few pounds and its starting to scare me a little, so I'm looking to really nip this one real quick, and not eat for a while. So, what should the last thing I eat be, to help carry me through like, a week or so maybe? Also is it ok to smoke? Do smokes have carbs? Maybe some of you goons who are carrying a little more than you'd like can fast too!
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VendaGoat posted:
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Be fast about it then.
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Jan 15, 2016 21:04
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Thinking about fasting is way better than actually fasting.
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ghlbtsk posted:Thinking about fasting is way better than actually fasting. I think it might actually feel great and invigorating
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noob just get a scipt for adderal lol what year is this 1940
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I haven't ate anything for 8 years. The savings alone is great.
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:noob just get a scipt for adderal lol what year is this 1940 No, I like that stuff too much, Id never stop if I got a script
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Jan 15, 2016 21:07
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I know a dude that 3 days out of the week eats under 600 calories. So intermittent fasting. Seems to work for him.
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Jan 15, 2016 21:09
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Thinking about fisting.
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Jan 15, 2016 21:09
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Make your last meal a bag of dicks.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Make your last meal a bag of dicks. That would be absurdly expensive
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Jan 15, 2016 21:18
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Irrational Bees posted:That would be absurdly expensive here you go
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I once fasted for a week for religious reasons it was like when I first started doubting my christian faith I gained nothing of value from the experience which is one of the reasons i now where this fedora
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Jan 15, 2016 21:28
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every third day i only eat dinner, and no snacks after dinner. the rest of the time eat however much you want. it's like giving my overstuffed belly a breather. but if you dont pair it with exercise esp. on the fasting days you wont lose much weight, you'll just pig out and go into hibernation mode
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Jan 15, 2016 21:40
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Take this leaf wrapped package, but open it not until the need is dire indeed. A single piece will serve for a day of labour, even if you be one of the rotund men of GBS.
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very disappointed that this thread is not a farting thinktank. i really need to read thread titles more closely.
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apparently Styrofoam cups pass through you harmlessly if you need something nutritionally-neutral to 'eat' so your lizard brain doesn't go into panic mode
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Linnear posted:Take this leaf wrapped package, but open it not until the need is dire indeed. A single piece will serve for a day of labour, even if you be one of the rotund men of GBS. Adam said that right before banging Eve out.
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Jan 15, 2016 22:04
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hey op try eating a cigarette, its healtheir than smoking it and will still suppress your appetite
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op i absorb my nutrients solely thru photosynthesis and i weigh in at a svelte 12.3 pounds
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Jan 15, 2016 22:09
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do jumping jacks instead, its healthier. you can trust me im a doctor
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Enfield posted:do jumping jacks instead, its healthier. you can trust me im a doctor but people will get mad at me if I do that
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Fasting is a bad idea, just eat less food overall. Drink more water, do more exercise, take smaller portions, and wait 20 minutes after before deciding whether or not to go back for seconds. Also, a high proportion of lean protein and vegetables in your diet will fill you up faster, but you should still have a little fruit and grain each day for the nutrients.
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just ride your bike ten hours a week its physically hard to even eat enough food to break even
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Ramadan doesn't start till June idiot bitch
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thinking about farting
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Lt. Chips posted:Thinking about fisting. beat me to it
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Pththya-lyi posted:Fasting is a bad idea, just eat less food overall. Drink more water, do more exercise, take smaller portions, and wait 20 minutes after before deciding whether or not to go back for seconds. Also, a high proportion of lean protein and vegetables in your diet will fill you up faster, but you should still have a little fruit and grain each day for the nutrients. This sounds like work tho
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Just stop eating 7ntil you hit yourndesired weigjt. Keep drinking water
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Get the flu
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Enfield posted:do jumping jacks instead, its healthier. you can trust me im a doctor i used to do jumping jacks every night but my roommate didn't like it because it meant he could always tell when i was masturbating
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Irrational Bees posted:This sounds like work tho Okay, just leave out the exercise part and it's still really easy
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Irrational Bees posted:So, what should the last thing I eat be, to help carry me through like, a week or so maybe? the business end of a gun op
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Pththya-lyi posted:Okay, just leave out the exercise part and it's still really easy its not because I have no money and I eat what the people who take care of me give me, so I have no choices, and I must eat what I am able, but its all junk a lot of the time so I should just not eat is my plan
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post pics
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numberoneposter posted:post pics they tell me im not allowed to
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Linnear posted:Take this leaf wrapped package, but open it not until the need is dire indeed. A single piece will serve for a day of labour, even if you be one of the rotund men of GBS. since there is no 'real' recipe for lembas and all the ones on the internet are just lemon cookies shaped funny, my recipe for lembas is basically the truest one that exists, and i wont be giving it to anyone
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Its basically just hardtack
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