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wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sIwMeLBALY

#1 p4p goat lightweight champion conor mcgregor packin what is at minimum 5 inches of heat

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wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
boner bump

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
drat that's a fine dick

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
why do they go out in their underpants? you can see their willies

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
not gay

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I need to start watching this show

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Cubone posted:

why do they go out in their underpants? you can see their willies

so they weigh as little as possible


lol naa its so you can see who is the bigger man

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
ufc nervous boner, female edition (rare)

Bacicot
Apr 3, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
I'm glad they added the arrow and the red circle

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
here's a little pshop i whipped up to keep things lively


orginal content

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Cubone posted:

why do they go out in their underpants? you can see their willies

Most of the fighters train at a higher weight than what they what they do at the weigh-ins. They dehydrate themselves before hand and immediately put it back on after the weigh-in but before the fight, so even a few ounces is a big deal.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
probably about time this thread got stickied

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
gsp(enis) bump

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Most of the fighters train at a higher weight than what they what they do at the weigh-ins. They dehydrate themselves before hand and immediately put it back on after the weigh-in but before the fight, so even a few ounces is a big deal.

Isn't this basically cheating

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Eventually cyborgs are going to design detachable heads that fly with a lil beanie propellor and eat everyone in the paperweight division for lunch

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

Matoi Ryuko posted:

even a few ounces is a big deal.

babydick is the best base for mma


Neurolimal posted:

Isn't this basically cheating

no such thing as basically cheating, it either is or it isnt and it isnt. everybody does it, and what you gain from your size and strength advantage you'll lose in endurance and the very important fluid that protects your brain from rattling against your skull when you get hit.

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Neurolimal posted:

Isn't this basically cheating

Its literally what high school wrestlers have always done, since its not against the rules, because its hard to enforce, everyone has to do it because your opponent will.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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lmao this thread

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
what they need to do is hold weigh ins before the fighters step in the cage. a few people might die but eventually everyone would be fighting in their natural class and it would improve the sport considerably.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Gonna jack myself off repeatedly to drop an extra ounce.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

wiffle ball bat posted:

what they need to do is hold weigh ins before the fighters step in the cage. a few people might die but eventually everyone would be fighting in their natural class and it would improve the sport considerably.



Johnson vs Dodson alright.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

wiffle ball bat posted:

ufc nervous boner, female edition (rare)



That's a labial piercing

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

wiffle ball bat posted:

babydick is the best base for mma


no such thing as basically cheating, it either is or it isnt and it isnt. everybody does it, and what you gain from your size and strength advantage you'll lose in endurance and the very important fluid that protects your brain from rattling against your skull when you get hit.



Nice

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."



Jesus is back, and he's been CROSS TRAINING!!!

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Marky Marx posted:

Jesus is back, and he's been CROSS TRAINING!!!

God drat

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Marky Marx posted:

Jesus is back, and he's been CROSS TRAINING!!!

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

wiffle ball bat posted:

ufc nervous boner, female edition (rare)



I love female cock

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Marky Marx posted:

Jesus is back, and he's been CROSS TRAINING!!!

lmao

www
Aug 4, 2010

UFC is gay as hell

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




these arent boners dude... thats what a weener looks like when it's bigger than 3cm

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005

hemale in pain posted:

these arent boners dude... thats what a weener looks like when it's bigger than 3cm

plus boxer briefs make your dingus look bigger than it is

www
Aug 4, 2010

Poland Spring posted:

plus boxer briefs make your dingus look bigger than it is

its why i wear them

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
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Proposition Castle
Aug 9, 2004
Witty message goes here.
If by nervous boners you mean excited for dude touching then yes.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

this guy is a rapist, so his priapism is no surprise

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

wiffle ball bat posted:

ufc nervous boner, female edition (rare)



I want to be pegged by this woman, and soon :prepop:

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