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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
does it hurt? asking for a friend

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ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
Your friend is a zombie. Sad but very trendy these days.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Feels good against my dick

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
please don't troll. my friend is very concerned about his freak toe that turned black and might fall off

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
it feels pretty good

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
let me tell you when you're out there dying on the frozen chosin reservoir, you'll know what it feels like. It feels like nothing

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


i cant tell you what it feels like, but i can tell you how it tastes

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
Link for gross maybe

http://imgur.com/l4OAFSu

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
pls help im dying

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
my friend sorry

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



feels good man:feelsgood:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Like cold apple pie.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Either consult a doctor or look up healing magic on the internet and then wait for it to go away.

Both are good.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
like a lukewarm glass of jello

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
yep, looks like a case of jiggers. the only way to fix it is by cutting open all the funny looking spots and scraping out the parasites.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
It feels like ecstasy.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

touch your penis

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Either consult a doctor or look up healing magic on the internet and then wait for it to go away.

Both are good.

im not near a doctor. what's some good magic? should I pee on it?

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
Remove it before it overcomes your immune system and you die

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

RideTheSpiral posted:

im not near a doctor. what's some good magic? should I pee on it?

yes, but only because piss play makes for an exciting twist while masturbating

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
i cant believe this trolling. this is not what i expect from gbs

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

RideTheSpiral posted:

i cant believe this trolling. this is not what i expect from gbs
i can touch your penis for you if you're not up to the task

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
like a bowl of oatmeal left out overnight

sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib
like bags of sand

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

symbolic posted:

i can touch your penis for you if you're not up to the task

im touching myself but im not really enjoying it tbh

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

RideTheSpiral posted:

im touching myself but im not really enjoying it tbh

which is why i helpfully suggested water sports.

MrWillsauce
Mar 19, 2015

what does it taste like?

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Is that a pimple on your toe?

buglord
Jul 31, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Buglord
your friend has pretty ugly toes op. maybe its for the best? :shrug:

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Just bite it off and eat it. Since it's still inside that means it'll grow back.

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



Rip off your friends necrotic toe and drive around looking for motorists in need of assistance. Ask them if they need a tow, if they respond with yes throw the dead toe at them and drive away.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Not even a tiny bit necrotic, consult your local necromancer on how to remedy your living flesh issue

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
I meant your friend's issue

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Put some maggots on it, they only eat dead flesh.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
op - ask ur dad.

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
terrible

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Take your idiot friend and his black toe to a hospital or doctor before it falls off. Or yourself and your dying penis, if that is the actual problem you were too embarrassed to post.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

BigBadSteve posted:

Take your idiot friend and his black toe to a hospital or doctor before it falls off. Or yourself and your dying penis, if that is the actual problem you were too embarrassed to post.


my penis is black in one way if you know what I mean.

It's necrotic

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

RideTheSpiral posted:

my penis is black in one way if you know what I mean.

It's necrotic

Find a woman that will have it and spawn a thing that's half dead, half alive, and yet neither.

Live vicariously through your necrospawn and push him or her (or it) to do the things you always dreamed of doing but couldn't because you're not good enough.

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PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
If only there was some sort of way to search for things you want to know. . .some sort of engine that you could enter a word or phrases and it would bring back a list of possible results.

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