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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

FOR FREEDOM :911:

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basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

more dick

Dads Dip Cup
Aug 13, 2009

Grimey Drawer
for a while

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

i'd suck a dick to prevent this thread from being posted every week

The General
Mar 4, 2007


A Klondike bar.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Immortality, great wealth, great power (either physical, magical, or political), beauty, fame, good health, happiness, you know, stuff you would get from a genie. I'd suck a genie's dick if it meant I got more than three wishes.

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007
Who's dick would I have to suck?

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Is it gay if you blow a blindfolded guy so he will blow you later (while you are wearing a blindfold)? Asking for a friend.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Lt. Tanaka posted:

Who's dick would I have to suck?

Three Olive's

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Free

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

jeff smisek posted:

i really enjoy a penis in my mouth

:yeah:

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



To get my anus pregnant

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





the right to say "I'm gay"

script kitty
Jan 2, 2005

GOTTA GO CATTES
a macchiato

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Lucky Guy posted:

i'd suck a dick to prevent this thread from being posted every week

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


ironically as a sort of "i'm gay" irl, like a guy is like blah blab blah and then i just start suckin his dick and he realizes, man, that was unnecessarily longwinded

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
some jizz

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

free

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
If he's hot yeah

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
to be one of the "cool guys"

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

honor.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
a really good sandwich, like maybe a cubano or a muffaletta

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


if i didn't have any floss handy

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
more dickz

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
My pastor says his wife won't do it so...

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

i sucked a man in reno just to watch him cum

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
12 more dicks to suck

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
cum

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Lt. Tanaka posted:

Who's dick would I have to suck?

you don't because your spelling already sucks dick it's "whose" not "who's" :owned:

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Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
to avoid being shived in jail I guess.

or for alot of money, somewhere around 10-15k should do it. I don't think I would be really good at it though, no refunds!

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