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My story is I tried to actually pick up a girl and she was having none of that. Very embarrassing.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 15:56 |
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Long story short, you couldn't tell what was chocolate or what was poo poo.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 15:58 |
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I went to a concert and was booing some opening act bc he sucked. Everyone was giving me the evil eye for some reason Turns out that guy WAS the main act lol
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 15:59 |
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i got drunk and i hit on a girl and she rejected me. actually this happens quite a lot.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 16:09 |
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I barfed continually in the back of my friends girlfriends SUV. All the while denying I was actually throwing up. They got one hell of a surprise the next morning.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 16:20 |
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I once gave a panhandler a whole dollar.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 16:29 |
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Gaunab posted:My story is I tried to actually pick up a girl and she was having none of that. Very embarrassing. To be fair, that's your sober story, too.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 16:31 |
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Got drunk with girl, went back to her place. On ground level. We fool around. Then girl asked if I remembered her name. I did not. She bit my nipple really hard. I sprinted out the back door and jumped over the patio. But the house was built on a hill, so the back patio was actually a back deck and I fell a story and rolled my ankle. I hobbled back to my friends and was being all smug, limping around like "lol I got laid".
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 16:34 |
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^^^it's Jackie. Her name is Jackie.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 17:20 |
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I professed my love to a lyft driver because tequila is apparently a love potion of some sort.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 17:25 |
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i ran full sprint into a fence in the darkness of the night with such force that when i woke up i was bloody and my (favorite) shirt was hanging off my body by a thread
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 17:27 |
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I drank my own pee because I was NOT going to be the dui guy who got arrested with a bottle of his own peepee in the front seat - it tasted like coconut and I got a warning, was stupid anyway since I just slept for two hours when I got back to town anyway before getting in to my shift like 5 hours late
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 17:35 |
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When I was in college I was at a bar with friends and I guess got way too drunk. My friends looked away for like a few seconds and I had vanished around 11pm I woke up on the opposite side of campus from where I lived at 5 am laying down in a mud puddle while it was raining in a parking lot, I only woke up cause I started drowning in the mud. I still have no idea how I got there or how the cops didn't see me for over 6 hours since it was a heavily patrolled lot.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 17:55 |
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Grody posted:When I was in college I was at a bar with friends and I guess got way too drunk. My friends looked away for like a few seconds and I had vanished around 11pm I woke up on the opposite side of campus from where I lived at 5 am laying down in a mud puddle while it was raining in a parking lot, I only woke up cause I started drowning in the mud. I still have no idea how I got there or how the cops didn't see me for over 6 hours since it was a heavily patrolled lot. if you were any drunker you wouldnt have woken up and would have died in that puddle.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 18:00 |
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Lost $80 I had in my pocket at Ben's Chili Bowl.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 18:05 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Lost $80 I had in my pocket at Ben's Chili Bowl. Who the gently caress goes to bens chili bowl. You deserved it
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 19:04 |
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I bought $30 in fried chicken and puked it all back up 10 min later off my friends balcony
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 19:06 |
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My posting history.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 19:06 |
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Sgt. Anime Pederast posted:Who the gently caress goes to bens chili bowl. You deserved it There were a bunch of people there, so I guess me + my friends and everyone else.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 19:09 |
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i peed on my brother and his wife
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 19:12 |
I managed to leave my passport on the top of my nextdoor neighbour's wheelie bin somehow without remembering doing so at all and only finding out by checking wtf a passport was doing on top of a bin the next morning. If I didn't leave pretty much down a gully that year at uni I would've had it robbed, no question.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 19:13 |
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jBrereton posted:I managed to leave my passport on the top of my nextdoor neighbour's wheelie bin somehow without remembering doing so at all and only finding out by checking wtf a passport was doing on top of a bin the next morning. If I didn't leave pretty much down a gully that year at uni I would've had it robbed, no question. What's a wheelie bin?
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 19:14 |
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one time i got drunk and then did 9/11. i was so embarassed
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 19:15 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:one time i got drunk and then did 9/11. i was so embarassed Welcome to the forums, W
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 19:16 |
ChrisHansen posted:What's a wheelie bin? e: also they have a pretty flat lid that I guess I thought made the perfect place to leave a passport while I presumably hunted through all my pockets for my keys
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 19:18 |
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yoyodyne posted:My posting history. this one and when I got massively hammered at a 20's themed NYE party, danced real trashy, lost all volume control, and basically caused my boyfriend to long for death because this was happening in front of his cousin and her husband
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 19:55 |
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ChrisHansen posted:What's a wheelie bin? English'men' have some sort of cultural disease where all their slang makes them sound like theyre 5 years old
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 20:01 |
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Blacked out, poo poo myself, was taken to the hospital
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 20:01 |
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i ate chicken wings out of a trash can. that was last night. technically this morning
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 20:37 |
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I peed on thing I shouldn't pee on.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 20:39 |
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the great deceiver posted:i ate chicken wings out of a trash can. that was last night. technically this morning What kijd of weirdo theprows away wings
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 20:40 |
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Mange Mite posted:What kijd of weirdo theprows away wings thats what i was saying. they were still in the takeout container too so it wasnt gross or anything
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 20:43 |
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yoyodyne posted:My posting history. Yup
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 20:44 |
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killed a man and mixed his blood with tequila
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 20:46 |
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Waking up in a complete stranger's bed. Oh and I drooled all over their pillows.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 20:52 |
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riding my bike to go get money to buy some drugs and i wasnt wearing my helmet so cop stopped me and threw me in the drunk tank even though i had only had like 3 beers loving horrible experience being mostly sober in a drunk tank all night. my friends thought i just loving ghosted them. woke up right from the drunk tank to do an alley cat bike race like a champ, without the helmet.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 20:58 |
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I once woke up in the bushes behind a house covered in vomit and having shat myself.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 21:15 |
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When I lived in Virginia Id go to the gay bar to pick up chicks. Problem was too many dudes sucking each other's dicks off in the bathroom stall, so they took the stall doors off and I ain't making GBS threads in there. I did poo poo in the following places though: outside the bar behind a dumpster, and got spotted by a couple that was walking to their car On 64 west bound on the hampton roads bridge-tunnel behind my taxi Also one time we got drunk in Newport News and drove over to norfolk to go to the after hours club and right as we parked I vomitted all over myself and we had to go home. Drinking loving rocks
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 21:24 |
quote this if you slammed some whale when you were wayyyy too drunk
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 22:06 |
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quote this if you were said whale
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