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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
My story is I tried to actually pick up a girl and she was having none of that. Very embarrassing.

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Gaunab posted:

My story is I tried to actually pick up a girl and she was having none of that. Very embarrassing.

I found the girl tonight. Apparently she had a great rear end and I ate some of her fries and a chicken wing. I got her a beer to be fair though. I'm slightly mad she was all on my friend's jock.

Tonight some taiwanese guy propositioned me for gay sex. I didn't accept.

Also the cops were in the parking lot so me and my friends walked 1.4 miles to another friend's house.

Gaunab fucked around with this message at 12:11 on Jan 17, 2016

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

MAI WIFE!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Got drunk and told my friends all about gbs.

Wow.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I didn't have sex

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Sometimes I drink so much that I become stunningly self-aware.

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

trikker posted:

hot bi roommate got mad at gf. wanted to play beer pong. got drunk. started getting touchy feely. turned her down. we talked about her dead mom.

:iamafag:

congratulations on not raping someone

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