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riding my bike to go get money to buy some drugs and i wasnt wearing my helmet so cop stopped me and threw me in the drunk tank even though i had only had like 3 beers loving horrible experience being mostly sober in a drunk tank all night. my friends thought i just loving ghosted them. woke up right from the drunk tank to do an alley cat bike race like a champ, without the helmet.
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i snuck into an after hours dance club because i didnt want to pay cover and it turned out to be something called "electro erotica" night and i was wearing like some crappy jeans and a black t-shirt and dumpy black baseball hat. i proceeded to twerk in my Kirkland brand boxer briefs
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Jan 18, 2016 23:10
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i might tape a video camera to my head tonight because im pretty sure im going to get super drunk
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