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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Tell me some embarrassing drunk stories
 
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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

 killed a man and mixed his blood with tequila

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

MiracleWhale posted:

I'd filter THAT through ten feet of baleen!
i'd gently caress that

* # ¿ Jan 17, 2016 02:47
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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Hector Beerlioz posted:

In a previous iteration of this thread a goon said one time he confused his razor for his toothbrush.
there was a running joke in my junior year high school Spanish class about shaving your teeth

"afeitarme mis dientes"

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Glaucus atlanticus posted:

I threw up in a Melting Pot restaurant, but not at GWARbar where I assume such things are encouraged.
only if you vomit blood

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

scott zoloft posted:

I went to puke out of a second floor bathroom window and puked on some girl's head. i dumped my water cup out on her to clean her off. I think I thought I was helping?
you're an rear end in a top hat, scott zoloft

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Toadvine posted:

For real.

I'm loving the drunk stories but drunk driving is for pieces of poo poo exclusively.
anyone who brags and/or defends drunk driving will probably end up killing someone one day behind the wheel if they already haven't

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Tenzarin posted:

Your just a lovely driver.
how many men have you killed with your motor vehicle and/or plan to kill?

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