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i got hit by a car once
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Jan 17, 2016 15:15
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i once pushed my friends car into the platte river
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Jan 17, 2016 21:24
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i once stole a statue and everyone was looking for it so we wrapped it in a sheet and left it in a ditch. i "tipped" the cops off and the rest is herstory
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Jan 17, 2016 21:55
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one time i was playing foosball and i got sucked out of a plate glass window by a ghost
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Jan 17, 2016 23:37
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i once hosed my friends fiance why he was in vegas for his bachelor party
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Jan 18, 2016 15:56
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i once shot a man for snorin too loud
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Jan 18, 2016 16:04
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Thin Privilege posted:My ex's best friend wanted to hang out. He likes Jack Daniels so I went together some but I was already wasted from day drinking and I got Jim Beam instead. Was embarrassed but I still managed to have sex with him. Good revenge on my lovely ex. Unfortunately all I remember is that he had a really big dick and was super buff because he was in the army. I think I was really lovely in bed because I was so wasted. what was his name?
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Jan 18, 2016 16:44
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Vitalis Jackson posted:Dang, well that certainly got my attention! I know where the Platte River is! I'll bet after you pushed that car in that river, your friend drove it right back out. That thing's only about a foot deep in a lot of places, and it has a sand bottom. Was it upstream on the Platte, or downstream? It's deeper downstream. Hot drat, the times I've had on that old Platte River! no, it was pretty much destroyed once it went over the embankment and careened off of a tree.
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Jan 19, 2016 16:15
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Vitalis Jackson posted:Whoops. It must have been an F100. ironically it was a volvo
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Jan 20, 2016 04:17
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dunk a dill pickle, reald-o.
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Jan 20, 2016 17:32
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i dont drive "drunk" or whatever but i drive after a few beers or while having a few beers and shots and its actually one of the most enjoyable parts of my daily routine. im much smarter than everyone else + plus these rules dont apply to me is my common justification if i even think about it all.
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Jan 21, 2016 01:38
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A Stupid Baby posted:I'd much, much rather drive drunk than hungover. It's not even a contest. Like I'm not saying do either but the closest I ever came to injuring someone while operating a motor vehicle was backing out of a gas station parking lot hungover without checking my blind spot and nearly knocking over a motorcyclist. +1 im much more dangerous hungover. by a lot. you are probably one of those that gets a little sharper as they drink, like me and johnny fever. the trade off is we have much more horrible brain damage the following day. professor barney.
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VendaGoat posted:YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER TELL! < it was pretty common knowledge afterwords because of all the drunkenness
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