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Grody posted:When I was in college I was at a bar with friends and I guess got way too drunk. My friends looked away for like a few seconds and I had vanished around 11pm I woke up on the opposite side of campus from where I lived at 5 am laying down in a mud puddle while it was raining in a parking lot, I only woke up cause I started drowning in the mud. I still have no idea how I got there or how the cops didn't see me for over 6 hours since it was a heavily patrolled lot. if you were any drunker you wouldnt have woken up and would have died in that puddle.
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ChrisHansen posted:What's a wheelie bin? English'men' have some sort of cultural disease where all their slang makes them sound like theyre 5 years old
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2016 20:01 |
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the great deceiver posted:i ate chicken wings out of a trash can. that was last night. technically this morning What kijd of weirdo theprows away wings
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2016 20:40 |
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Nation posted:quote this if you slammed some whale when you were wayyyy too drunk
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2016 22:22 |
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Gaunab posted:Sometimes I drink so much that I become stunningly self-aware. that sounds awful
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PureEvil6_13 posted:Wichita is such a terrible town. Is South Broadway still where all the prostitutes reportedly hang out? Asking for a friend
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