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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Grody posted:

When I was in college I was at a bar with friends and I guess got way too drunk. My friends looked away for like a few seconds and I had vanished around 11pm I woke up on the opposite side of campus from where I lived at 5 am laying down in a mud puddle while it was raining in a parking lot, I only woke up cause I started drowning in the mud. I still have no idea how I got there or how the cops didn't see me for over 6 hours since it was a heavily patrolled lot.

if you were any drunker you wouldnt have woken up and would have died in that puddle.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

ChrisHansen posted:

What's a wheelie bin?

English'men' have some sort of cultural disease where all their slang makes them sound like theyre 5 years old

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

the great deceiver posted:

i ate chicken wings out of a trash can. that was last night. technically this morning

What kijd of weirdo theprows away wings

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Nation posted:

quote this if you slammed some whale when you were wayyyy too drunk

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Gaunab posted:

Sometimes I drink so much that I become stunningly self-aware.

that sounds awful

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
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PureEvil6_13 posted:

Wichita is such a terrible town. Is South Broadway still where all the prostitutes reportedly hang out?

Asking for a friend

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