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What should I do?
Hookers
Blow
Gambling
Fast food
Matress Money
Something Awful AV changes
Goku
Interest Free Loans to the US Government
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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit



Grimey Drawer
So I am a weirdo and take 0 allowances on my withholding for taxes. Of course, since I apparently should be taking more allowances I get thousands of dollars back every year.

What should I do with $3,000, GBS?

Hookers?
Blow?
Buy a local politician?
Bribe a police officer?
Arby's?
Put it under the matress?

What are you spending your refund on?

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FalloutGod
Dec 14, 2006
Put it all on black and let it ride 3 times. Then take a kick rear end vacation with all your newly bought hookers, fast food and blow.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Donating it to Ted Cruz so he can help fellow patriot Scott Walker pay off his debts.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit



Grimey Drawer

FalloutGod posted:

Put it all on black and let it ride 3 times. Then take a kick rear end vacation with all your newly bought hookers, fast food and blow.

Make way Grandma, a high roller just stepped into Arby's.

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
I'm not paying taxes in hopes the irs won't audit me

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit



Grimey Drawer

Grody posted:

I'm not paying taxes in hopes the irs won't audit me

Fake your death. hth

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Enrol in a short course to further your career or simply for personal development. It doesn't matter what you choose to learn, education is always rewarding.

Amanda Huggensuck
Nov 8, 2012
pay off student loan debt i am incredibly boring

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I always owe a little bit of money because I am not in the habit of making 0 interest loans to people.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Arby's, are you even kidding!?!

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Pay for the privilege to have privilege.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I don't get anything back op.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
i always owe, op

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Haywood posted:

pay off student loan debt i am incredibly boring

Bastard Man
Nov 15, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
I'm using mine to move to out of my lovely hometown.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Pay off your car, throw some into your mortgage, and put the rest in your ira

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i voted gambling and blow op but realistically it will be gambling, benzos and video games

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
I bought a house back in October, so house things. Being older is exciting in the most boring ways.

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
Imma spend it all on drugs and food then imma smoke all the drugs and eat the food.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
I buy gay romance anime and books.

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

Archer666 posted:

I buy gay romance anime and books.

So you just buy anime and books then

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



wilderthanmild posted:

So I am a weirdo and take 0 allowances on my withholding for taxes. Of course, since I apparently should be taking more allowances I get thousands of dollars back every year.

What should I do with $3,000, GBS?

Hookers?
Blow?
Buy a local politician?
Bribe a police officer?
Arby's?
Put it under the matress?

What are you spending your refund on?

Get that nipple wax you need you dirty dirty hairy cuntfag

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



I'm thinking a new phone so I can watch porn on a bigger screen

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Probably all towards student loans. I'll probably get enough back that I can pay off one of them entirely.

Richard M Nixon
Apr 26, 2009

"The greatest honor history can bestow is the title of peacemaker."
Congratulations on having poo poo financial sense, OP. That $3k could have earned you like $300 last year, think of all the five guys that could have bought.

crotchgobbler
Jul 25, 2007

im an 07 lol
Hey, OP, you should hire a hooker, have her dress up like Goku, and she can ask you if you have any stairs in your house!! :xd:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I'm going to jack off on it

somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad
ill buy everyone forum upgrades

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Putting a hit out on myself

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

arbys

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
I don't get a 1099 like a poor. I have to delay filing my taxes like a wealthy homosexual.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Demonachizer posted:

I always owe a little bit of money because I am not in the habit of making 0 interest loans to people.

Yep. Why the gently caress would I want to let them keep my money for up to a year when I can have it now?

Admiral_eX_laX
Jul 8, 2009

Historically Inaccurate

dad gay. so what posted:

I'm going to jack off on it

Are you gonna jack off on cash or your card

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
i hope lowtax buys a fan for the something awful computer.

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
buy scratch off lottery tickets

null
Feb 19, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Demonachizer posted:

I always owe a little bit of money because I am not in the habit of making 0 interest loans to people.

this :thumbsup:

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
down payment on a used car

Bugdrvr
Mar 7, 2003

Demonachizer posted:

I always owe a little bit of money because I am not in the habit of making 0 interest loans to people.

Same except last year I actually got like $30 back Federal and $200 back state. I think I just tossed it into my checking account and forgot about it.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Gonna save it because the Canadian economy is tanking and our housing bubble hasn't even burst yet so if you US Goons need a Canadian to donate to I'm your guy!

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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

I'm going to buy 10 alt accounts and have them all argue with each other in a single thread.

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