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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

There's such a thing as Five Nights at Freddy's Porn. Also we don't deserve to live.
yes and there is droves of it

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/YOqV8Ce.jpg:nws:

i wish for death

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

symbolic posted:

yes and there is droves of it

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/YOqV8Ce.jpg:nws:

i wish for death

holy poo poo To all of this.

Trump 2016.

Kids are gonna be hosed up they're lookin at horses and pigs banging women and jerking to that? WHAT THE gently caress.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

with this data there is gonna be a huuuuge rise in this stuff next year

is there gonnabe a pewdiepie porn impersonator?

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Microwaves Mom posted:

Kids are gonna be hosed up they're lookin at horses and pigs banging women and jerking to that? WHAT THE gently caress.

it's how i grew up and well, you've seen my posts

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Just wait until the MS virtual reality headset for Minecraft comes out and then things will really go into overdrive.

edit: Oh, wait, that thing is probably going to suck. Nevermind.

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008


is that a minecraft having sex with an anime?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

sugar free jazz posted:

is that a minecraft having sex with an anime?

It's called synergy

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



some of us use pornhub as our homepage and its searchbar as google ,ok?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
is there a similar thing for legomen

asking for a friend

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

katlington posted:

some of us use pornhub as our homepage and its searchbar as google ,ok?

NOT okay

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

lol mincraft has more than minecraft porn

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

lol mincraft has more than minecraft porn

I guess typing porn into pornhub is redundant, but plenty of people still do it seems.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



I like that the only result for masturbation is a misspelling of the word.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Trolled hard is a good fetish to have, imo.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

jBrereton posted:

Who are the 9% of over-25s searching for it?????

Well, me, now. Didn't know about it, now I have to see.


Kinda disapponted, to tell the truth. Not sure what I would find, but this was not it.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
the internet will have no serious effect on the coming generations

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

another notch in the ol' bedpost

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



a hole-y ghost posted:

another notch in the ol' bedpost

lol i get it

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
the humor itt just went down a notch

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
its the only way i can find porn that appeals to me since i was born with a perfectly cube shaped dick

pnutz
Jan 5, 2015

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

There's such a thing as Five Nights at Freddy's Porn. Also we don't deserve to live.

That's all I have to say on the subject.

so basically you get to see what happens to your arsehole after you lose the game

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
so i'm about to go to sleep and i'm just quietly reflecting on the fact that this was a thread that i posted and contributed to

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Trolled hard is a good fetish to have, imo.

I wonder if like they have porn where fat giant hairy men paint themselves green, cover themselves with mud, hold clubs, have giant crooked noses and bang women under bridges.

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
if you google pornhub, an article about this very same topic is the second result (first being pornhub itself).havent googled minecraft yet

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Fonzarelli posted:

with this data there is gonna be a huuuuge rise in this stuff next year

is there gonnabe a pewdiepie porn impersonator?

He'll only Let's Play hentai games, and the screaming about rape will actually be relevant.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
It's not porn it's voxel art.

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
More like Mineshaft.

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
Get it?

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Actually I don't, could you please elaborate with a 2 page essay?

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

the great deceiver posted:

:nws:http://imgur.com/e12opTP:nws:

thanks for this guys really glad this is how my saturday morning is starting off

This is so pathetic even the hardest of hardcore minecraft porn almost feels ridiculous being :nws:

Fonzarelli posted:

with this data there is gonna be a huuuuge rise in this stuff next year

is there gonnabe a pewdiepie porn impersonator?

Countdown to "This ain't pewdiepie XXX"

ED: Actually this should happen and it should be the guy making horribly annoying commentary over his own sex videos while the world stops having sex because they rather just watch pewdiepie do it and make terrible jokes all the while. Come on, porn industry, make us a terrible satire.

Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Jan 17, 2016

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

blowfish posted:

the humor itt just went down on notch

I have altered your post. Pray I do not alter it any further.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

phasmid posted:

If they knew what was good in the world, they would be making Dwarf Fortress porn.

Oh yea, man, look at that ampersand adjacent to the smiley face. They're both flashing purple! :fap:

EDIT: Now a capital E is joining in! :circlefap:

William Bear fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Jan 17, 2016

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!

Huh, it's as if we could postulate that if a thing exists on the internet the certainty that pornography depicting said content approaches 100%. Please don't steal my idea, i'm going to expand it for my phd thesis.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
im cumming little blocks right now

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Dogmeat posted:

Huh, it's as if we could postulate that if a thing exists on the internet the certainty that pornography depicting said content approaches 100%. Please don't steal my idea, i'm going to expand it for my phd thesis.
Approaches 100% over what variable?

Stabbatical
Sep 15, 2011

Zzulu posted:

the internet will have no serious effect on the cumming generations

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

A misanthrope posted:

im cumming little blocks right now

see a doctor asap

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

A misanthrope posted:

im cumming little blocks right now

And that's how Lego are made

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Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!

Strudel Man posted:

Approaches 100% over what variable?

Whoa, good catch. That's just the kind of thing that would trip me up at my thesis defense. I'll post more after I've studied the issue in depth for a year or so.

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