|
My standard "I'm wayyyyy too loving drunk to drive" is wearing thin, I need to switch things up
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 22:01
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 25, 2024 15:40 |
|
|
Try "Soon you will be mine!" with a spanish accent.
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 22:02
|
|
|
Comedically timed mouth-foaming?
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 22:04
|
|
|
I'm just sober enough to drive
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 22:04
|
|
|
"i'm cum"
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 22:04
|
|
|
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing-you who dread knowledge -I am the man who will now tell you.
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 22:04
|
|
|
"Well ain't THAT a dick in the rear end!"
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 22:06
|
|
|
"Does my breath smell like cum to you?"
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 22:08
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 22:09
|
|
|
i would laugh at this person but they did get head after all, so props
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 22:12
|
|
|
Your Dead Gay Son posted:I'm just sober enough to drive It shouldn't be a lie, I'm thinking something like BAZ-INGA or DID I DO THAT?! level of catch phrase
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 22:27
|
|
|
Instead of "are you loving kidding me?" I say "are you loving me? Cause it feels like it"
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 22:40
|
|
|
Bellow, "gently caress THIS loving hosed UP poo poo!" while waving your arms at everything. Repeat until you vomit. Then collapse into the puddle of spew.
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 22:55
|
|
|
How often are you supposed to change them out?
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 22:58
|
|
|
Zag-doobel!
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 23:03
|
|
|
I.C. posted:How often are you supposed to change them out? Theoretically never, but I like to keep things fresh
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 23:09
|
|
|
Bazungoes!
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 23:09
|
|
|
"I could go for a power gently caress."
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 23:09
|
|
|
since you are a shark have you considered "Suck my dick, I'm Professor Shark" ?
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 23:10
|
|
|
Professor Shark posted:It shouldn't be a lie, I'm thinking something like BAZ-INGA or DID I DO THAT?! level of catch phrase "I'd take BITE out of that!"
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 23:11
|
|
|
im gonna dip my balls in it
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 23:11
|
|
|
Tiberius Thyben posted:"I'd take BITE out of that!" OOOOOOOOOoooooo 
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 23:12
|
|
|
What about "sharktacular!" You can even use it like this (I give you permission) "wow that was very un-sharktacular!"
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 23:13
|
|
|
Jukeboxblues posted:What about "sharktacular!" poo poo, I've already used "I'd take a bite out of that!  " a few times, but I like this better
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 23:14
|
|
|
Some dipshit in another thread said that I'm preoccupied with sharks, so I think Sharktacular! could potentially make him feel he's right... on the other hand gently caress him and his family! Sharktacular!
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 23:16
|
|
|
Tiberius Thyben posted:"I'd take BITE out of that!" But this works in so many situations. Sharktacular is good but perhaps for specialized occasions.
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 23:19
|
|
|
"Hitler is homeboy"
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 23:23
|
|
|
I.C. posted:But this works in so many situations. Sharktacular is good but perhaps for specialized occasions. I think I'll use "Bite" for pitbull and PAWG threads
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 23:29
|
|
|
"I'm wayyyyy too loving sober to drive"
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 23:34
|
|
|
"I hear that fella has a gay dad"
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 23:34
|
|
|
Celluloid Sam posted:since you are a shark have you considered "Suck my dick, I'm Professor Shark" ? Use this one
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 23:35
|
|
|
"Not I, lord."
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 23:38
|
|
|
"I'd go whole hog on a nice PAWG" is more of a credo but I think it fits.
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 23:44
|
|
|
"I'll be sober enough to drive after one more beer." I said it once 10 years ago when I was getting really drunk so I wouldn't have to be the DD for my friends. I think you should use this as a catchphrase.
|
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2016 23:47
|
|
|
now thats what i call major boner!!!
|
|
#
?
Jan 17, 2016 00:02
|
|
|
Crash_N_Burn posted:Use this one thank u
|
|
#
?
Jan 17, 2016 00:11
|
|
|
Crash_N_Burn posted:Use this one Celluloid Sam posted:thank u Used it a couple times already, waiting to see if it feels *right*
|
|
#
?
Jan 17, 2016 00:13
|
|
|
hate when that happens
|
|
#
?
Jan 17, 2016 00:37
|
|
|
www posted:hate when that happens 
|
|
#
?
Jan 17, 2016 00:42
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 25, 2024 15:40 |
|
|
im gay
|
|
#
?
Jan 17, 2016 00:58
|
|
