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quote:Two valley girls meet at the cafe. quote:-Sir! Sir, you can't be here! This is a bank and you're naked! quote:Two old friends accidentally meet each other on the street. They haven't seen each other for years.
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good jokes
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Jan 17, 2016 04:41
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quote:a Russian man is about to get hit by a bus.
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Jan 17, 2016 04:41
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Track suits
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Jan 17, 2016 04:42
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please post some more op i liked the jokes
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Jan 17, 2016 04:44
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If you're Russian before you go to the bathroom, what are you while you're there? European!
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Jan 17, 2016 04:52
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Vladimir Putin
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quote:While walking in a forest, a bear sees a burning car. He gets in it and burns down.
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Jan 17, 2016 04:57
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I.C. posted:If you're Russian before you go to the bathroom, what are you while you're there? this made me blyat
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Jan 17, 2016 05:10
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there is a chair and the chair walk with shoes lalalala on the street and the chair, he is walking yes
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Jan 17, 2016 05:48
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Where are those Siberian Russian jokes like: "Do you have any food!?" "No" "Ok. Is cold."
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Jan 17, 2016 05:49
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Track suits 
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Jan 17, 2016 05:50
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Russia is a joke.
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Stalin was a good prankster. He made a directive where no one could enter his quarters under any circumstance. As a good natured joke he pretended to be in pain one day and his bodyguards entered to check up on him. He said he was OK, and it was just a joke, however these guards broke this directive so they were executed. Good times.
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Kuato posted:Stalin was a good prankster. He made a directive where no one could enter his quarters under any circumstance. As a good natured joke he pretended to be in pain one day and his bodyguards entered to check up on him. He said he was OK, and it was just a joke, however these guards broke this directive so they were executed. Good times. ha ha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0xNBoqI3cY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdDsEMOG5Ec https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxdYuXPg7qQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7o36RHi7Eg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9NeICd3XuM all of these are pro clicks
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Jan 17, 2016 05:56
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Hector Beerlioz posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0xNBoqI3cY seconded. i'm amazed the guy's still alive, honestly
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Hector Beerlioz posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0xNBoqI3cY For the tenth video he's gonna shoot someone with a gun for his best prank yet.
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please don't post my family
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I.C. posted:If you're Russian before you go to the bathroom, what are you while you're there? Then you're a Finnish
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I want to hang out with your family.
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I.C. posted:I want to hang out with your family. no you don't
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I.C. posted:If you're Russian before you go to the bathroom, what are you while you're there? Best joke in thread.
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Microwaves Mom posted:Best joke in thread. yup
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Jan 17, 2016 06:16
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Stanley: Boris will you pass the salt? Boris: is no salt only potato. Stanley: pass the potato. Boris: is no potato only ball of spiders Stanley: you said potato Boris: potato only word. such is life Stanley: pass the spiders
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comedy is all about timing!
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What is black, and knocks on the door? The future.
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thread is almost OK. voting 2 potatos edit// gently caress beaten to the potato joke by a Siberian pubic hair
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Three Russians squat around a small fire. "Please pass me the vodka" "The bottle is empty" "OK. Never mind"
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In the old country a man takes his car to the mechanic and waits for it to be fixed. When he leave he is not allowed. "Historically today we left the USSR. You do not have passport to entry this new country" Such is life.
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Jan 17, 2016 16:44
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nomadologique posted:comedy is all about timing! comedy is all about squating 
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Jan 17, 2016 16:58
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There is knock knock at door. I say, "who at door?" Man at door say "I am potato sale man" I say, "what you want, potato sale man?" Man at door say "I want sell potatoes." I open door It not potato sale man It KGB I am taken away
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Three Russians squat by a small fire. -my wife has passed on today. -that is a shame. -yes, she was very kind. -yes, she was.
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who is sexiest russian? man who ride bear
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Question: What are one potato say to second potato? Answer: Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
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one day putin ask comrade to suck his dick man complies because it putin, supreme leader putin finishes in mans mouth and thanks him man is then killed because homosexuality is illegal
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