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dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
1. Fishing, hunting, hiking, or outdoor 'sports' like cycling, snowboarding, etc.
2. Carpentry, joinery, or woodworking
3. Music appreciation, making, or recording; also record collecting
4. Automobile repair or restoration

...?

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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
collecting toenails since 1978

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
ukuleles

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
drugs

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
kardashians

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
Alcoholism.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
competitive dog petting

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
posting on internet forums

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
computer games!

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Doing sex

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
time travel

naem
May 29, 2011

stabbing

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
trolling other websites like youtube, reddit, and EVE online

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
hooker spotting

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
doing fictional drugs

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
laughing at gifs

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
Zero gravity competitive masturbation.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
eating stale popcorn and watching terrible movies with a sex toy plugged in and making noise in the other room

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof

Ape Fist posted:

Alcoholism.

oh yeah, drinking. and cooking too.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
moose hoisting (where legal)

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

team sports, OP

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
vaping, talking about vaping, and convincing others to vape

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
public bathroom meet-and-greets

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
living in Isreal and speaking German

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
Having a kid and eating all the marshmellows from every box of Lucky Charms you buy and never telling them

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
I think you'll find that all hobbies are completely deplorable and make you a bad person, OP. Sitting down and staring at a corner is the only good, wholesome way to live

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
Asking a person nicely for something they have that you want, and when they decline hiring Russians to murder them and their family and giving the Russians 300k for the item you asked for, politely.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Serial murders.

Everyone will think you're nice and normal until you're finally caught.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
taxidermy

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



It really depends what kind of people you hang out with. Find a thing you like doing, then find other people who also like it. Sharing similar likes is motivation enough for people to travel around the world to enjoy that thing with other people.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
doing wheelies unironically all over town

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
collecting clothes from other peoples clotheslines in the moonlight

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
punching

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Bad Titty Puker
Nov 3, 2007
Soiled Meat
stamp collecting and communism

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
reddit

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
5-a-side football.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
pretending to know everything about a news story from a clickbait ad

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Freebase cocaine

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Being a sports 'expert' while massively out of shape and preferably not actively playing said sport(s), just watching them.

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